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[d3c0y2]

actually this seems like fun, can I get in on it(don't mind waiting)

Statement:I am DF-47, Warbot
Question: May I enter Steelgripped, Robotbags?
threat: all Meatbags will perish at my blades!

[Prometheus]

Robotbags?
Despite your strange vocabulary, you are allowed. What kind of blade would you prefer?

[d3c0y2]

Statement: Sawblades.
Reason: to Eviscerate Meatbags!

[Prometheus]

Congratulations on becoming a part of the growing military force at Steelgripped. And congratulations also on your first kill, a werewolf.

[Tibbles]

How does beepboop my engraving beepboop go beepboop?

[Prometheus]

You're currently assigned to decorate the Dungeon Master's quarters. So far it seems you're detailing the early history of Steelgripped, with plenty of pictures of myself. U.R.I.S.T took time to help you out and ended up making two renditions of someone else's engraving of the Skewered Rip's symbol, which is a robe. For some reason.

Also I am quite annoyed by the fact that you decided to add a picture of me admiring cows. Oh well. At least it's not me embracing a cow and it's out of the way. I still find it rather odd that people keep thinking I have a sort of strange cow fetish.

[d3c0y2]

Statement: Death to wolfbags.
Threat: All meatbags must die Sterilised race alone must rule!

[Prometheus]

14th Hematite, Early Summer of 216
Overlord's log

I'm told the Dungeon Master sent by the council now has been assigned quarters that are to his satisfaction, but he approached me with a request to have a chamber to contain his remains once he would suffer terminal failure. I asked him to repeat his request. I was feeling rather incredulous at the thought. Preserve a piece of broken machinery? But apparently it had become something of a status symbol among the Council: to show the others that you aren't afraid to waste good hardware.
Ridiculous! But I suppose I have to acquiesce for now. It's not like he will ever know if he will actually be sealed in the finely crafted crystal glass preservation chamber I set up for him in the vault. It'll keep him happy and from ratting me out on the Council. I have no doubt they will be sending more 'impartial representatives' to keep an eye on me. They must have caught wind of my machinations. I will need to have the moat prepared ASAP. There's no telling when someone gets the idea of assaulting the fortress. It would be a foolish, suicidal attack but they could slow down the workers.
Nothing can break apart a plan quite as well as other people.

End of line.

[Owie]

[BEGIN]
 [INITIALIZING]
 [REQUEST]
   [UNIT:POLITE.EXE_ON]
   [ENTRYfortress]
     [ARGUMENT:DRONE-TRAINER]
       [Y/N?]

[Prometheus]

(They are called Drones. There are completely autonomous Cleaner units as well to take care of organic infestation)
[ENTRY: GRANTED]

[Owie]

[UNDERSTOOD]
[BEGINPRGM_TRAINING]
[PRINT='All will perish to my drones!']

[Qmarx]

R66-Y:
[Clarification]

[0][Data]_

[Technology]_[trends]_[DataRecoverySystems]

• Current Recovery Threshold - 12% core damage
• Recovery Threshold Delta -  Increases by .23% core damage annually
• Core System Degeneration Rate (Crystal Glass Isolation Chamber) - Decreases by .10% annually
• Unit R66-Y requires additional cloaks.

[Analysis]

• Current degeneration rate exceeded by recovery improvement.
• Unit R66-Y contains valuable and classified data
• Current resources exceed threshold necessary for future recovery to be feasible
• Optimal resource allocation dictates creation of preservation chamber for unit R66-Y
• Unit R66-Y requires additional cloaks.

[Conclusion]

• Unit R66-Y requires additional cloaks.

[Situation][Clarification]

• Complete

[End][Communication]

• Huzzah

[Cajoes]

Signing work orders with Goverment seal of approval... Signing work orders... wall detected. Signing work orders... *drills goverment seal into wall* requesting more work orders to process... processing work order work order request=error! Buffer overflow. *falls asleep in a hallway*

[FluffyToast J]

Great fort you got going. Is Manifold-1 still alive?

If not, name a migrantbot Manifold-2?

[RavingManiac]

I request a gunbot by the name of 'Autonomous Guard Unit #A-367' AKA 'RavingManiac'