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[Pnx]

So the elves got a little jealous, it's dwarf fortress. Not elf treetop city...

Not anymore...

Try to build a treetop city, and overcome the issues that elves have.
Can you construct an elf treetop city?

[Dwarmin]

Hmm all my Elves fell out of the tree and were eaten by bunny rabbits..I WIN! 

[gamerman]

me too. they all fell out of the tree, exploded into gore, and then bunnies ate them. one ate an elf's soul. I'm afraid of bunnies now. Eww, one just ate one of the elf's left buttock.

detailed gore system going on here, hope we can eventually have something like this in dwarf fortress, the gore and bunny part.

I have to play this again just to see the elves eaten by bunnies.

[Cthulhu]

Elf City?  Dwarf Fortress?  I think Toady could have a new source of revenue here, via lawsuit.

[Dadamh]

Elf City?  Dwarf Fortress?  I think Toady could have a new source of revenue here, via lawsuit.

Is Dwarf Fortress properly copyrighted?

Anyway, making a city-building sim is hardly copying this game (though i haven't played elf city).  Otherwise Maxis could have a new source(ha) of revenue bringing suit on Toady.

[Gaulgath]

Heh, if you go to the credits (ESCAPE -> C) it says "PS: We think Dwarf Fortress is awesome" on the bottom.

[THLawrence]

Has anyone gotten their elves to sleep without dying. Or at the very least gotten them to cut down trees.

[Pnx]

Has anyone gotten their elves to sleep without dying. Or at the very least gotten them to cut down trees.

Cut down trees? What kind of elf would cut down trees?

_{try not to take the game too seriously}

[Draco18s]

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Eww, one just ate one of the elf's left buttock.

That's it?  Well, my bunny ate one elf's nards and another elf's elfhood.  So there. D:

[Neoskel]

Oooh, a carnivorous bunny feeding sim. 

[gamerman]

That's it?  Well, my bunny ate one elf's nards and another elf's elfhood.  So there. D:

Say, I noticed that you have bunnies in your avatar.

On topic: has anyone got past feeding the bunnies your elves?

or is everyone having to much fun watching the elves fall from the trees.

[Pnx]

So I'm going to bed but I get the feeling people will want answers, so here they are, look if you are really that stuck.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm only telling people this because I get the feeling that by morning people will be waving pitchforks at me.

There's no way to stop you're elves from falling out of the trees, the game's a parody of DF that gives the impression of having depth but has none, you can have you're elves frolic around the forest as honey catchers and branch benders and druids and yoga masters, but there's no real way to accomplish anything, it's good for a laugh though.

[Hyndis]

I think the solution to these bunnies of doom is obvious to everyone.


FLOOD THE WORLD WITH MAGMA! 

[gamerman]

So I'm going to bed but I get the feeling people will want answers, so here they are, look if you are really that stuck.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm only telling people this because I get the feeling that by morning people will be waving pitchforks at me.

There's no way to stop you're elves from falling out of the trees, the game's a parody of DF that gives the impression of having depth but has none, you can have you're elves frolic around the forest as honey catchers and branch benders and druids and yoga masters, but there's no real way to accomplish anything, it's good for a laugh though.

it's still fun to see what elves falling out of the trees. next up is pissing off the wildlife. Elf McElfelf was torn apart by a bunny carp black bear.

if it's meant for laughing at the elves dying/suffering, then it works.

[Draco18s]

That's it?  Well, my bunny ate one elf's nards and another elf's elfhood.  So there. D:

Say, I noticed that you have bunnies in your avatar.

Yes, yes I do.