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[monk12]

"Say, did anybody ever think to plant those seeds?"

[zchris13]

"Weapons? Weapons!? We don't need no stinkin' weapons! I can wrestle this titan wit' ma bare hands!"

Ironblood, FTW.

[Lord Shonus]

Whew! That fireball made me thirsty! I need some booze.

[zwei]

"Say, did we ever bother brewing booze? Just wondering 'cause all water is salty..."

[A-chana]

"Mama, who's ugly green guy?"
(Urist McMilitaryBaby cancels Rest: Interrupted by Goblin Mace Lord. x 167
Urist McMilitaryMother cancels Seek Infant: Interrupted by Goblin Mace Lord.
Urist McMilitaryBaby has been struck down.
Urist McMilitaryMother cancels Drink: Interrupted by Goblin Mace Lord.)

[The Architect]

I am assigned to stand by your side on patrol, and by golly I'll do it! I will obey my orders to the letter of the law and get as close as I can, no matter what side of the wall it is!

[uberubert]

"Ok, time to test the recently finished and untested ornamental waterfall."

[Lav]

"I always wanted to learn swimming. And this pool of 4/7 water should be safe to train..."
The winter is upon you.

"Oh lord! It's a groundhog! I must run to save my life! Hopefully those green gobbos will just let me pass..."

"I wonder why that grass is all red and flickering? It's hard to see because of all the smoke, but seems it's coming closer..."

"We are completely safe behind this curtain wall, so we have no need for military. Batmen and giant eagles? Don't pull my leg, wall will keep them away."

"Who said crossbow is not a melee weapon? I'll prove the opposite!"

[Sphalerite]

"Nobody here at the mountainhomes appreciated my soapmaking skills.  Do they know how hard I've trained to learn to make this stuff?  Nobody even uses it, and when was the last time the king even mandated soap to be made?  Well, that's it.  I'm taking my twelve cats and emigrating to a nice fortress where we'll be appreciated.  Let's see ... I hear Blockedlance is looking for migrants.."

[The Architect]

"... I hear Blockedlance is looking for migrants..."

[KenboCalrissian]

Doo dee doo, pullin' mah lever, doo dee doowhaWHAAAAAUUUGHAURBLEGLubrglecracklesizzlesmouldersssszzzzz....

[Stargrasper]

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR!"

"Spiders..."

"Greetings.  I am the thirteenth Hammerer of the Mountainhomes.  I love the obsidian statues of the previous twelve Hammerers who mysteriously disappeared within this fortress.  How did you achieve such detail...?"

[Sensei]

"This side of the wall is almost finished... I'll go over and put together the other side, OK?" x37

[Luna]

"What's so scary about a river? Fish are harmless!"

[Chicken Launcher]

"After ten years of painstaking work, we've created an array of weapon traps that no orc siege could ever cross. Why, we don't even need a military anymore! Oh look, here come the orcs! Let's all point and laugh as they get slaughtered by our traps!"