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Author Topic: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)  (Read 8827 times)

Techhead

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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2008, 09:00:49 pm »
Time to go gather some fresh giant cave spider webs!!!
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2008, 11:04:27 pm »
"An Ambush! Curse them!"

"Hey, I heard, so sorry you lost your cat(s) man."

"Dear God!"

"This is a pretty particular chamber"

"A tentacle does NOT fit there!"

"What do you mean I failed a mandate to make Adamantium socks? I'm a brewer! I'm not even in the production chain."

"Hail! I am your new Baron. My likes include Adamantine, Kimberlite, Sewer Brew, Large Gems, and Cows for their haunting moos"

"It's only one fire imp... how much trouble could it be..."

"Hail! I am your new Hammerer!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2008, 03:22:43 am »
"Don't ask me how. I just know. There are socks on the battlefield, and I gotta get them before some other dwarf does!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2008, 05:08:17 am »
"I think it would be a good idea if I deconstruct the top of the up/down stair, whilst you start on the bottom"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2008, 07:14:09 am »
"Silver?! Bah! Silver weapons are for wimps. Yes, the mayor have forbidden us using anything but silver weapons, but he didn't explicitly say it about those*obsidian short swords*, did he? Let's spar with them, it will be more badass this way."

Several minutes later.

"Shit, there's a nightwing to dispatch. Where are those obsidian swords? Ah, never mind. The silver ones will be good enough."
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2008, 09:01:30 pm »
"aww look at the cute cougar. aww it wont hurt me. u no i'm injured im going to lie down and rest right here. aww come here kitty. rawr? wat do u mean by ra.. gulp.."
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2008, 03:50:26 am »
"Ohhh look at those nice burning cloths. Maybe I should bring them inside to the store."
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2008, 05:22:22 am »
(The Melancholy dwarf.)
"If jump into this 2 feet deep pond i might end my missery, else I will just keep on swiming untill I die of hunger!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2008, 05:57:24 am »
Guys, you ever wonder what's at the bottom of a well? Come on, let's find out! *splash* Guys! Check this out! This is....guys? Guys?
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #54 on: August 04, 2008, 06:27:37 am »
Quote from: thepuska on August 01, 2008, 12:24:54 pm
"I bet I can make it over the river before it freezes!"

Argh! 

I lost a fortress because over 40 dwarves decided to travel across iced river to get a hunter's corpse....

And I abbandoned the fortress because  the survivors started tantrums and revolts...
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #55 on: August 04, 2008, 09:46:56 am »
This last square needs to be channeled out in this pit, I guess I'll stand right on top of it to do it...  hey look a chasm!
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #56 on: August 04, 2008, 04:42:58 pm »
"Drinking at designated, indoor, free flowing pools is for losers! I'm going to sate my thirst in the stagnate, carp-filled pond full of dwarf corpses!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2008, 12:02:26 pm »
My third toe, left foot is aching. I'll go to bed and wait for someone to bring me a bucket of water.
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2008, 01:02:42 pm »
(Adventure Mode)

Excitement! Adventure! I am thrilled to join you.
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2008, 01:25:52 pm »
*pulls lever*
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