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[darksaiyan]

"It's a bird, it's a plane," "No, it's a giant eagle!"

[Skizelo]

"One kobold?  No problem!"
How come they always go for the throat? Every time!

[Paul]

"Sorry, cookie, your masterwork meal was eaten by rats."
"My plump helmet spawn masterpiece?! RATS?! YEAARGH! ALL SHALL DIE!"

[grelphy]

I don't care how warm that stone is! If I tell you to dig, you DIG!!!

(also works for "damp")

[Bluefire]

"There must be something to support this cieling after I tear this column down."

[Alfador]

"Now, who was my nemesis again? Hmm..."

[cowofdoom78963]

"Who put this lever in my throne room?"

"Hey look everyone! I caught a carp!"

[sneakey pete]

"hey, why don't i just throw my sparring partner off the edge of the sparring platform..."

[Asheron]

"Ooh, a unicorn. Should I pet it?"

[Kishmond]

"Hey, lying down in front fo that pack of wolves is a great way to train my shield skill!"

[slMagnvox]

"Hey there Aban, you're looking awful fit with that new copper spear!  Lets see how you can handle the infamous Fort Guard Suplex.  *GASP* Whew, man.  Still only *Wheeze* Dabbling Speardwarf, huh?  I better lay down and Rest a spell"

[Kishmond]

"Well, here I am on top of this goblin temple, where's the de--"

[folo4]

" GAAAAH, can't sleep, going unconscious, GOING MAD! "

[Glacies]

Admired a finely arranged floodgate recently.

[Logical2u]

"Just because it's hollow/wet/warm doesn't mean it's BAD, right...? Ri - "

"I SEE A FISH. DESTROY THE ENEMY!"