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Elephants
« on: June 08, 2008, 06:59:00 pm »
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Re: Elephants
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2008, 07:05:00 pm »
I agree
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Re: Elephants
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2008, 08:08:00 pm »
Huh...

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Re: Elephants
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2008, 09:19:00 am »
Well, so long as this thread is near the top...

I was watching National Geographic not just ten minutes ago and saw something truly terrifying. It was an Explorer special on elephant attacks,and just as I turned on the TV I saw them reenact one particular attack. This thing killed one man, and wounded his brother, jumping the two of them while they walked home along a dirt road at night. The really disturbing bit was, it managed to kill the guy because NEITHER PERSON NOTICED THE ELEPHANT. They couldn't hear or see the thing sneaking up on them 'cause the darn things have feet padded with fat that cushions their footsteps. Freaking horrifying.

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Re: Elephants
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2008, 09:41:00 am »
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Originally posted by Reasonableman:
<STRONG>Well, so long as this thread is near the top...

I was watching National Geographic not just ten minutes ago and saw something truly terrifying. It was an Explorer special on elephant attacks,and just as I turned on the TV I saw them reenact one particular attack. This thing killed one man, and wounded his brother, jumping the two of them while they walked home along a dirt road at night. The really disturbing bit was, it managed to kill the guy because NEITHER PERSON NOTICED THE ELEPHANT. They couldn't hear or see the thing sneaking up on them 'cause the darn things have feet padded with fat that cushions their footsteps. Freaking horrifying.</STRONG>

It has been said that elephants are basically giant wrinkly grey ninjas.

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Re: Elephants
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2008, 09:42:00 am »
The purpose of the elephant is to flip out and kill people.
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