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*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
** Starting Adventurer **
The Elf Child attacks The Elf Child but She jumps away!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child bounces backward!
The Elf Child attacks The Elf Child but He jumps away!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child counterstrikes!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the second finger, right hand with her right upper arm!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper arm with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child's third finger, right hand has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed sock with her left lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child's left shoulder has been badly sprained!
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's narrow Rope reed sock.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the nose with her right hand!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the nose from the side with his right upper arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with his left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child's left ear has been bruised!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's thumb, right hand has been bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the third finger, right hand with her left upper arm!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left upper arm on The Elf Child's third finger, right hand.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed braies with her right upper arm!
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right upper arm on The Elf Child's narrow Rope reed braies.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the right ear with her right upper arm!
The Elf Child adjusts the grip of The Elf Child's right upper arm on The Elf Child's right ear.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child's thumb, right hand has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the right lower arm with her left hand!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child locks The Elf Child's right elbow with The Elf Child's left hand!
The Elf Child cripples The Elf Child's right elbow!
The Elf Child releases the joint lock of The Elf Child's left hand on The Elf Child's right lower arm.
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left hand on The Elf Child's right lower arm.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's right eye has been blackened!
The Elf Child's brain has been bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child's left elbow has been sprained!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the left upper arm with her left upper arm!
The Elf Child locks The Elf Child's left shoulder with The Elf Child's left upper arm!
The Elf Child cripples The Elf Child's left shoulder!
The Elf Child releases the joint lock of The Elf Child's left upper arm on The Elf Child's left upper arm.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child regains consciousness.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left upper arm on The Elf Child's left upper arm.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the first toe, right foot with her left hand!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left hand on The Elf Child's first toe, right foot.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the throat with her right upper arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child places a chokehold on The Elf Child's throat with The Elf Child's right upper arm!
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
The Elf Child strangles The Elf Child's throat!
Eliye Riselin¨, Elf Child has bled to death.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child attacks The Elf Child but He jumps away!
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with his left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child attacks The Elf Child but He jumps away!
The Elf Child attacks The Elf Child but He jumps away!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body from behind with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child's pancreas has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child bounces backward!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the third toe, left foot with his left hand!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's fourth finger, left hand has been bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed robe with her left lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with his left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child is knocked over!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left hand on The Elf Child's third toe, left foot.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed long skirt with her left upper arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the left foot with his left lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left foot with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left upper arm on The Elf Child's narrow Rope reed long skirt.
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's narrow Rope reed robe.
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with his right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her left hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child locks The Elf Child's left ankle with The Elf Child's left lower arm!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the thumb, right hand with her left hand!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child cripples The Elf Child's left ankle!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child releases the joint lock of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's left foot.
The Elf Child bites The Elf Child in the upper body!
It is torn!
The Elf Child latches on firmly!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper arm with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's right shoulder has been badly sprained!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with his right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's left foot.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with his left hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right foot with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child from behind!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg from behind with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
They tangle together and tumble forward!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the fifth toe, right foot with her right lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right lower arm on The Elf Child's fifth toe, right foot.
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child breaks the grip of The Elf Child's mouth on The Elf Child's upper body.
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the right ear with her left lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with her right hand!
It explodes in gore!
Mafi Averathithu, Elf Child has been struck down.
The Elf Child attacks The Elf Child but He jumps away!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's right elbow has been sprained!
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's right eye has been blackened!
The Elf Child's neck has been broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with his right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the second toe, right foot with her right lower arm!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
They tangle together and fall over!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left hand on The Elf Child's thumb, right hand.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed shoe from the side with his right hand!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg from the side with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with his right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child's spleen has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the second toe, right foot with his left lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right foot with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child's first toe, right foot has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with his left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child's first finger, left hand has been bruised!
The Elf Child's third finger, left hand has been broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's right wrist has been sprained!
The Elf Child's first finger, right hand has been bruised!
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed robe with her left lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed braies with her right lower arm!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's narrow Rope reed robe.
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's second toe, right foot.
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right lower arm on The Elf Child's narrow Rope reed braies.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the left hand with her right lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's right ear has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper arm with his right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the fourth finger, right hand with his left upper arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with her left hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left upper arm on The Elf Child's fourth finger, right hand.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with her right hand!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
Minaro Mimalelema, Elf Child has been struck down.
The Elf Child locks The Elf Child's left wrist with The Elf Child's right lower arm!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the narrow Rope reed braies with his right lower arm!
The Elf Child cripples The Elf Child's left wrist!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the joint lock of The Elf Child's right lower arm on The Elf Child's left hand.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right lower arm on The Elf Child's narrow Rope reed braies.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with her right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with her right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's spleen has been bruised!
The Elf Child regains consciousness.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his left hand!
It is battered!
Mimale Amethaova, Elf Child has become enraged!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right lower arm on The Elf Child's left hand.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the throat with his right upper arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child adjusts the grip of The Elf Child's right upper arm on The Elf Child's throat.
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with her left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's left elbow has been badly sprained!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper arm with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper arm with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with her right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child's lower spine has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with his left hand!
The shot glances away.
Mimale Amethaova, Elf Child has bled to death.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
The Elf Child bounces backward!
The Elf Child charges at The Elf Child!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his right hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child collides with The Elf Child!
They tangle together and fall over!
The Elf Child is no longer stunned.
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the left upper leg with his right hand!
The Elf Child adjusts the grip of The Elf Child's right hand on The Elf Child's left upper leg.
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child adjusts the grip of The Elf Child's right hand on The Elf Child's left upper leg.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the upper body with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child adjusts the grip of The Elf Child's right hand on The Elf Child's left upper leg.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left hand with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with her left hand!
It is bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child locks The Elf Child's left hip with The Elf Child's right hand!
The Elf Child sprains The Elf Child's left hip!
The Elf Child badly sprains The Elf Child's left hip!
The Elf Child misses The Elf Child!
The Elf Child breaks The Elf Child's left hip!
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child releases the joint lock of The Elf Child's right hand on The Elf Child's left upper leg.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right hand on The Elf Child's left upper leg.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the lower body with his right lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right lower arm on The Elf Child's lower body.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper arm with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the third finger, left hand with his right upper arm!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right upper arm on The Elf Child's third finger, left hand.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the left ear with his right upper arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's second finger, right hand has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left upper leg with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right upper arm on The Elf Child's left ear.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with his right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child's lower spine has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with his right hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child's right wrist has been broken!
The Elf Child's third finger, right hand has been badly bruised!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right hand with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the thumb, right hand with his right upper arm!
The Elf Child regains consciousness.
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right upper arm on The Elf Child's thumb, right hand.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower leg with his left hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper arm with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child gives in to pain.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the first toe, right foot with his right hand!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the head with his left hand!
It is broken!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right lower arm with his left hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's right hand on The Elf Child's first toe, right foot.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the right upper arm with his left lower arm!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the lower body with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right foot with his right hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child's right ankle has been sprained!
The Elf Child locks The Elf Child's right shoulder with The Elf Child's left lower arm!
The Elf Child cripples The Elf Child's right shoulder!
The Elf Child releases the joint lock of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's right upper arm.
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower leg with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his left hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the left lower arm with his right hand!
It is mangled!
The Elf Child punches The Elf Child in the right upper leg with his left hand!
It is battered!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left lower arm on The Elf Child's right upper arm.
The Elf Child grabs The Elf Child by the first finger, right hand with his left hand!
The Elf Child releases the grip of The Elf Child's left hand on The Elf Child's first finger, right hand.
Ameli Dipanepare, Elf Child has bled to death.


After this, some other child got into a brawl with a dwarvish fish dissector, and lost quickly.

[WillNZ]

It was probably lunchtime.

[DwarfMan69]

It was probably lunchtime.

The other elven children are the lunch.

[penguinofhonor]

It was probably lunchtime.

The other elven children are the lunch.

That was the joke.

[numerobis]

Now we know why sometimes, an elf can grow up and go kill a titan -- whereas, normally, five hundred elves can't fight off a score of humans.

[RyanW]

I couldn't decide which remark to use, so take your pick:

#1)
So, Elven schools operate under the No Child Left Alive Act?

#2)
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is, no girls cuz they got cooties.