Oh well, gotta post here, mostly cuz i have been playing DnD for too fucking long and have played all the editions. and there is no such thing as 1st,2nd,3rd,3.5th, or 4rth edition DnD, they are ADnD. I remember just DnD and Expert Dnd, then came master and companion and insanity (read - game makers need more money plz buy this pointless supplement full of stuff my 2nd grader at home came up with because we think you need it cuz you have no brains or imagination and cant come up with anything on your own).
ok ok ok getting off the soapbox, i shouldnt even get into this argument, it would go on forever - but i allready have so ---- drat! and double drat!
the only thing that breaks DnD (and any other RPG) are the people PLAYING IT. Rules, stats, dice, etc are all immaterial. Any DM who KNOWS what they are doing can control his/her game completely. You often hear how "players screw up the best laid plans for adventures". Well, yeah, because your a sorry DM who tried to force a mold on the players who are ROLEPLAYING, a DM is only a RULE LAWYER and Narrator (hint, he decides what the players see,hear,smell, can have any clue about....) I think that ............*edit*
nullnullEdit: PLZ Ignore this rant, way off topic and stupid
to the OP -
Rogue - you have skills in trapmaking and profesion mechanics, siege operator, siege engineer, pump operator. you are a military engineer/sapper. You make traps for things and blow shit up.
if its 3rd/3.5 ask the Dm to play an NPC Commoner and be a hauler.......lol thats my BEST suggestion ever I think.
DRUID - pump animal handling skills outta this world. take trap making crafts. capture dire and mega DnD beasts for training. be the DF dungeon master
Paladin - your a hammerer working for his/Her Righteous Sovereign _______ (insert name) and are chasing some escaped criminal from the fortress to render unto him/her their punishment - perhaps its that damn engineer who convinced the noble to create that evil "self-propelling-perpetual-motion-pump-windmill" thingy that brought the doom of the gods upon your fortress for meddling with forces beyond the natural ken of dwarves.
another NPC class (noble) - you were next in line for the DF throne, but some evil criminal/assasin (thats you and me folks) duped you out onto a bridge and then pulled a certain lever, but you LIVED and now (while disfigured terribly) you roam the mountains seeking your vengeance upon the fortress' inhabitants.
( I suggest actually doing this to a noble 20-30 times and seeing who lives- gotta make it livable- but with the best wounds/scars - use the combat thingy (cant think of its name suddenly) to see the wounds and base your PC on those).
or be a wizard dwarf ( i know, freakin rare!). you are at college learning about what kind of stone/flux/ whatever (geology?) can be found in different sediment layers. You only take stone based spells (or maybe fire for magma) such as stone skin, shape stone, pass stone(wall?), DIG, fabricate, wall of stone, stone spikes (maybe druid only - would have to look at my books but aint gonna ) and any other spells you have you then RolePlay as if based on stone like - shield: really a stone barrier or Bigby's Crushing Hand (of stone) and you should keep trying to create stone golems (or bronze ) and you keep telling the other players about all these cool lost fortress' that need RECLAIMING and are full'o'goodies (read 'odd artifacts of somewhat less than usefull purpose')
or...Barbarian - you wield an axe like a maestro, you can chop down trees in single swipes (and haul the damn thing all they way home alone) but you were unable to prevent the accidental flooding of your fortress/home(by water/magma) while you were out chopping. It was no doubt caused by that damn infernal perpetual motion pump thingy you heard about (hmmm i am sensing a commonality here in my reasoning) and now you roam the world with your axe, angry and homeless.
as you see, the mechanics of the class and skills and feats are REALLY less important than the story (or ROLE) you are going to play in the game.
I'm tired of typing now and i'm cringing at the soon to come internet blast directed towards me for this post......
[ June 08, 2008: Message edited by: Gorjo MacGrymm of Clan MacGrymm ]
[ June 08, 2008: Message edited by: Gorjo MacGrymm of Clan MacGrymm ]
[ June 08, 2008: Message edited by: Gorjo MacGrymm of Clan MacGrymm ]