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[Cthulhu]

Stud with... what?! (2RR)

I don't think they have a card big enough to fit all that text-wrangling.

[Sean Mirrsen]

There was this one called The Ultimate Nightmare of the Wizards of The Coast^tm Customer Service, so I guess they can write in really small font when they need to.

[SHAD0Wdump]

I'll leave the specifics up to you guys...

Elephant

Carp

Dwarven atom smasher

Cannible elf

If you do not have these you will be whipped forbidden and thrown down my trash grinder tower!

[Coke_Can64]

There was this one called The Ultimate Nightmare of the Wizards of The Coast^tm Customer Service, so I guess they can write in really small font when they need to.

I think that was an Unglued/Unhinged card... one card I remember was like "Something with a really long name elemental" or something... the abbreviation was 10 letters 

Then there was "Big Furry Monster" or BFM... it came in 2 cards... and it cost 99... 

Here's one:

Dwarven Atom Smasher (4RR) (<-- My numberings might be way off so change it at will)
Artifact

Comes into play tapped and doesn't untap during your upkeep phase.

At any time you may pay (1) to untap this card.

T: Destroy target attacking creature. This power may only be played when an opponent attacks you and if you don't block with any of your creatures.

~ CLANK, click click click... THUMP!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I think things that are decidedly DF should be in.

Like catsplosion, killer carp, zombie elephant, elven caravan, cannibal elves, kobold thief, goblin snatcher, HFS. You know.

[PTTG??]

HFS card WARNING

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HFS   RRBB1
Sorcery
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1RB. If you do, put a 4/4 black Demon token into play, or put a +2/+2 counter on a creature you control.

You can either pump out these big guys or put A. armor and weapons on your existing guys, and make them even huger.

Tantrum Spiral    RRR
Sorcery
In each combat phase, all creatures that can attack tap and do combat damage to the creature of their controller's choice.
(Fun because it won't actually hurt the players- they are not involved in the chaos. All the creatures die, though. The idea is that each creature can be targeted separately, not all at once.)

Dwarven Mechanism 5UR
Artifact-Dwarven
Flip a coin five times. For each head, you may deal 1 damage to target creature or player. For every tail, Insideous Machine deals 1 damage to a creature of an opponent's choice.

Catsposion 1GG
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, all players gain a number of 1/1 green cat tokens equal to the number of cat tokens they already have, plus one.

[Sean Mirrsen]

What's wrong with my Cat-Splosion?

I think the races should be like this:
R (mount.) - Dwarves, mountain creatures (eagles, gnomes, goats)
W (plains) - Humans, creatures of the plains (all manner of felines, wolves, elephants)
G (forest) - Elves, creatures of the forest (bears, unicrons, wolves, etc)
B (swamp) - giant toads, frog demons, lizardmen
U (islands) - merpeople, fish, sea serpents
BW - kobolds, ratmen
RB - goblins, batmen
------
Kobold Thief, 1BW
Creature - Kobold, 1/1
Cannot be blocked by Traps.
1,Tap - Choose a card at random from target player's hand. That player discards that card, unless he or she taps a non-artifact creature he or she controls.
------
Kobold Master Thief, 2BBW
Creature - Kobold, 3/1
Cannot be blocked by Traps.
2,Tap - Choose two cards at random from target player's hand. That player discards those cards, unless he or she taps a non-artifact creature he or she controls, in which case only one of the cards is discarded.
1BW,Tap - Kobold Master Thief deals 3 damage to target creature.
------
Zombie Carp, 1UUB
Creature - Fish Zombie, 2/2
U,Tap - Tap target creature. That creature does not untap during its controller's next untap phase. Zombie Carp deals 2 damage to that creature.
------
Dwarven Record Keeper, 2RR
Creature - Dwarf Noble, 1/2
1,Tap - Draw a card.
3R,Tap - Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, and shuffle the rest into your library.
------
A Noble Demand, 3R
Enchant Creature
A Noble Demand can only enchant Nobles.
Enchanted creature gains +1/-1
The controller of the enchanted creature must pay 2 and tap a creature he or she controls whenever he or she activates an ability of the enchanted creature.

[LASD]

I thought of a few new cards (and changed my last message a bit)

All these are just ideas so feel free to suggest improved versions.

Mayor 1RR
Creature - Dwarf Advisor
Haste
4/2
At the beginning of your upkeep you may pay RRR, if you don't, tap target creature you control and Mayor does 2 damage to that creature.  (Mandates. I know someone else should do the damage, but it's easier this way.)

Hammerer 2RR
Creature - Dwarf (Warrior?)
3/2
Double strike (at least they seem to have that against their fellow dwarves)
(There also could be some drawbackthingie here)

Fortress Guard 3R
Creature - Dwarf Warrior
Fortress Guard can't block (At least it seems like it.  )
Trample (I was going to add haste, but then I thought about it)
On Break.
4/4

On a related note, I think we have forgotten something important, the legendary creatures! Firstly Captain Ironblood (He should be red and expensive, maybe indestructible?) Also Urist from One Dwarf Against The World would be an interesting character. I'll try to make her now.

Urist Borushdumat, The One Dwarf Against the World (Too long, just didn't think of anything better)
2BB
Creature - Dwarf Hermit
Urist gets -1/-1 for each other non-Cat creature in play.
6/6

EDIT:

Cannot be blocked by Traps.

Curse you Sean! Now I have to make some Traps. 

I started thinking that protection from Traps would be better, because it would make Kobolds safe from their abilities as well as not able to be blocked by them.

Stone-Fall Trap 2
Artifact Creature - Trap
Defender
4: Put a charge counter on Stone-Fall Trap. (Should this be limited to one?)
Tap, remove a charge counter: Stone Fall Trap deals 2 damage to target attacking creature.
0/3

Weapon Trap 1
Artifact Creature - Trap
Defender
2: Attach an Equipment card you control on Weapon Trap.
Tap: Weapon Trap deals damage equal to it's power on target attacking creature.
0/1

There should also be a Mechanic that makes Traps, something like this:

Mechanic RR
Creature - Dwarf Engineer
RR, Tap: Put a 1/1 Trap Artifact Creature token with defender into play.
1/1

[mutant mell]

Elephant (White?)
Creautre- Elephant
Whenever a creature Elephant has dealt damage to is put into a graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Elephant.
2/2

Stud with... what?! (2RR)
Instant

Sacrifice an artifact.  Target creature gets a +1/+1 counter.  If its the artifact is a creature, instead add X+1 +1/+1 tokens to target creature, where X is the artifact's power.

~This is a Oaken Shield, it is studded with... ROPE REED?!

This is the best you're going to get, if you want it to actually be ferasible.  +X/+Y tokens are too confusing, and you cannot easily reference the P/T boosts of an equipment, and frankly it doesn't look very elegant or interesting, and the effect is too dull for it to be worth it.

[PTTG??]

I'm looking for good flavor text and I know some of the sigs around here would be great. Any good quips? I already have "Jreengus Occurred" as the text for the Kobold Master Thief. I'll put a list of the cards I have so far up soon.

[PTTG??]

!!Carp!! Spoiler List
Set exported using Magic Set Editor 2, version 0.3.6

This is a current version and is subject to change- I still have a lot of cards to add.

Dwarf Fortress collides with Magic the Gathering!
Dwarf Fortress explodes into gore!
Magic the Gathering explodes into gore!
Quality has been struck down.

Spoiler List created on 2008-07-28 09:51:21

Card Name:   !!Cave Spider Silk Sock!!
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   3
Type & Class:   Artifact Creature
Pow/Tou:   0/2
Card Text:   !!Burning!!
      Provoke (When this attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
      All creatures blocking !!Cave Spider Silk Sock!! gain !!Burning!!.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      44/56

Card Name:   Peasant
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Citizen
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   “Uh, sure, I’ll go dig that warm wall over there.”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      25/56

Card Name:   Woodcutter
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Citizen
Pow/Tou:   2/1
Card Text:   Provoke (When this attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
      This ability only functions on Elves.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      29/56

Card Name:   Human Child
Card Color:   W
Mana Cost:   W
Type & Class:   Creature - Human Citizen
Pow/Tou:   0/1
Card Text:   Provoke (When this attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)
      This ability may only target Adventurers.
      When this creature is dealt damage by an adventurer, flip a coin. If heads, destroy the Adventurer. It cannot be regenerated.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      2/56

Card Name:   Human Drunk
Card Color:   W
Mana Cost:   W
Type & Class:   Creature - Human Citizen
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   Banding with Adventurers.
Flavor Text:   “Hey, that sounds like a great idea!”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      3/56

Card Name:   Dwarf Baby
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Citizen
Pow/Tou:   0/1
Card Text:   When Dwarf Baby comes into play, choose a Dwarf you control to attach it to.
      If the attached Dwarf would take any damage, sacrifice Dwarf Baby. All damage that would be done to the attached Dwarf this turn is prevented.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      17/56

Card Name:   Goblin Lasher
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   B
Type & Class:   Creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou:   2/1
Card Text:   Entangle (Creatures that block or are blocked by this creature do not untap during the next untap step.)
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      12/56

Card Name:   Human Adventurer
Card Color:   W
Mana Cost:   1W
Type & Class:   Creature - Human Adventurer
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   At the end of your turn, if Human Adventurer dealt damage, it gains a +1/+1 token.
      Upkeep: 1 for every 3 +1/+1 tokens on Human Adventurer
Flavor Text:   “Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area. Tell me about this area.”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      1/56

Card Name:   Dwarven Clothier
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Citizen
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   T: Add one skill token to  Dwarven Clother.
      T,2,R remove five skill tokens: Flip  Dwarven Clother
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      19/56

Card Name:   Artifact Cabinet
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   Equipped creature gains +4/+0
Flavor Text:   “Kogan screamed in pain as his mangled hand dropped his sword. But then he reached behind his back with this good hand and hefted what he’d been carring all these years- his masterfull felsite cabinet.”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      45/56

Card Name:   Kobold Den
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   WB
Type & Class:   Enchantment
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   1: put a 1/1 kobold creature token with last strike into play.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      39/56

Card Name:   Carp
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   2GU
Type & Class:   Creature - Fish
Pow/Tou:   4/3
Card Text:   Rampage 1, Trample
Flavor Text:   Whenever  a Dwarf steps too near the shore, the deadly Carp is liable to drag them under and chew them to peices.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      35/56

Card Name:   Giant Cave Spider
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   4BBB
Type & Class:   Creature - Spider
Pow/Tou:   6/8
Card Text:   Reach, Trample
      Entangle (Creatures that block or are blocked by this creature do not untap during the next untap step.)
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      8/56

Card Name:   Strange Mood
Card Color:   U
Mana Cost:   2U
Type & Class:   Sorcery
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   Search your deck for an artifact or enchantment and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      7/56

Card Name:   Lizardman
Card Color:   U
Mana Cost:   1U
Type & Class:   Creature - Lizardman
Pow/Tou:   2/2
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   Lizardmen are dezidens of the channels and rivers beneath the earth. They also clog wells with their corpses when they invade dwrven halls.”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      4/56

Card Name:   Olmman
Card Color:   U
Mana Cost:   UU
Type & Class:   Creature - Olm
Pow/Tou:   3/2
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   “The exisitance of Olmmen almost leads one to think that the Creator simply likes to add -man to everything.”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      5/56

Card Name:   Stonecrafter
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Citizen
Pow/Tou:   1/2
Card Text:   T,R: Add 1R to your mana pool.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      27/56

Card Name:   Dwarven Recruit
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Soldier
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   Dwarven Recruit gets +1/+1 when attacking or blocking with other Dwarves.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      21/56

Card Name:   Dwarven Champion
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   4R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Soldier
Pow/Tou:   7/7
Card Text:   At the start of your turn, flip a coin. If tails, Dwarven Champion does not untap as normal.
Flavor Text:   “Eh, I’ll get to those goblins when I finish my nap.”
      -Urist Inksmelt, Hammerdwarf
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      18/56

Card Name:   Moat
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   4
Type & Class:   Artifact
Pow/Tou:   0/7
Card Text:   No more than 3 creatures may be declared attackers at one time.
      Upkeep: UR
Flavor Text:   Dwarves are famous for the ingenuous moats they prepare- even a mere few feet accross, they prevent all passage.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      46/56

Card Name:   Goblin Ambushers
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   3B
Type & Class:   Creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou:   2/2
Card Text:   Flash, Haste
      When Goblin Ambushers enters play, it becomes unblockable until end of turn.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      9/56

Card Name:   Elephant
Card Color:   G
Mana Cost:   4G
Type & Class:   Creature - Elephant
Pow/Tou:   5/4
Card Text:   Trample
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      31/56

Card Name:   Goblin Demon
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   6BBB
Type & Class:   Creature - Demon
Pow/Tou:   10/7
Card Text:   Flying, Rampage.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      11/56

Card Name:   Noble
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   8R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Citizen
Pow/Tou:   4/6
Card Text:   Affinity for Dwarves (This spell costs 1 less to play for each Dwarf you control.)
      T, deal 1 damage to a creature you control: deal 2 damage to target creature or player.
Flavor Text:   “I demand 4 Star Ruby mini-forges!”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      24/56

Card Name:   Goblin Snatcher
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   T, B, Sacrifice Goblin Snatcher: Target player discards two cards. You may draw up to two cards.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      23/56

Card Name:   Thrown Vomit
Card Color:   G
Mana Cost:   G
Type & Class:   Instant
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   Deal 2 damage to target creature or player.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      33/56

Card Name:   Catsposion
Card Color:   G
Mana Cost:   1GG
Type & Class:   Enchantment
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   At the begining of each player’s upkeep, that player puts into play a number of 1/1 Green Cat tokens equal the the number of Cat tokens they control.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      30/56

Card Name:   Dwarven Mechanism
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   XR
Type & Class:   Sorcery
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   Flip a coin X times. For each head, you may deal 1 damage to target creature or player. For each tail, Dwarven Mechanism deals 1 damage to a creature of an opponent’s choice
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      20/56

Card Name:   Tantrum Spiral
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   RRR
Type & Class:   Enchantment
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   In each combat phase, all creatures that can attack tap and do combat damage to the creature of their controller’s choice.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      28/56

Card Name:   Hidden Fun Stuff
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   1BBRR
Type & Class:   Enchantment
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1BR. If you do, put a 4/4 black Demon token into play, or put a +2/+2 counter on a creature you control.
Flavor Text:   ...They dug... TOO deep.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      37/56

Card Name:   Bronze Collosus
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   5BBGW
Type & Class:   Artifact Creature - Construct Elder
Pow/Tou:   10/10
Card Text:   Prevent all damage that is done to Bronze Collosus other than combat damage.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      34/56

Card Name:   Skeletal Elk
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   1B
Type & Class:   Creature - Skeleton
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   B: Regenerate (The next time this would be destroyed this turn, it isn’t. Instead tap it.)
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      43/56

Card Name:   Elf Warrior
Card Color:   G
Mana Cost:   2G
Type & Class:   Creature - Elf Warrior
Pow/Tou:   3/3
Card Text:   If a creature Elf Warrior has done combat damage to this turn goes to the graveyard, you may gain one life.
Flavor Text:   Kogan Rockstone was devoured by Falaeu Treewind in 103.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      32/56

Card Name:   Dragon
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   5RR
Type & Class:   Creature - Dragon
Pow/Tou:   7/7
Card Text:   RR: Dragon deals 1 damage to target creautre. That damage cannot be prevented.
Flavor Text:   Urijik Flamebroil the Steaming Magma-Ash of Heat stands before you.
      *You have been struck down.*
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      16/56

Card Name:   Goblin Baby Snatcher
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   1B
Type & Class:   Creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   T, Sacrifice Goblin Baby Snatcher: target player discards 2 cards. You may draw up to 2 cards.
Flavor Text:   Goblins are so skilled at snatching children that many towers have more humans than goblins.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      10/56

Card Name:   Kobold Thief
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   1WB
Type & Class:   Creature - Kobold
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   T: target player reveals a card from their hand at random. If the card is an artifact, you may put a loot counter on Kobold Thief.
      Kobold Thief gains +1/+0 for each loot counter on it.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      42/56

Card Name:   Kobold Master Thief
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   2WBB
Type & Class:   Creature - Kobold
Pow/Tou:   3/1
Card Text:   T,2: gain control of target artifact until end of turn.
Flavor Text:   Jreengus Occured.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      40/56

Card Name:   Kobold Squad
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   WB
Type & Class:   Creature - Kobold
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   Last Strike
      1: regenerate Kobold Squad. This ability works even when Kobold Squad cannot be regenerated.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      41/56

Card Name:   Tentacle Demon
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   3BBB
Type & Class:   Creature - Demon
Pow/Tou:   6/6
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   “...The altar shook violently.The cultists began to dance and sing. Soon their evil lord would be released from his prison. The altar burst apart. Slowly, long iridescent tentacles rose from the pit. More and more arms emerged until the creature’s great body heaved out of the ground...”
      - “The wedding of Doom”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      14/56

Card Name:   Dwarven Traps
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   2RR
Type & Class:   Creature - Construct
Pow/Tou:   10/3
Card Text:   Defender.
      Dwarven Traps may block any number of creatures.
Flavor Text:   “Great saw blades descended from the ceiling and iron-tipped spears shot from the walls. Limbs and entrails were sent flying through the air and sliding down the rough hewn walls.”
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      22/56

Card Name:   Mountain
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Basic Land - Mountain
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      52/56

Card Name:   Plains
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Basic Land - Plains
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      53/56

Card Name:   Water
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Basic Land - Island
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      55/56

Card Name:   Pits
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Basic Land - Swamp
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      54/56

Card Name:   Forest
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Basic Land - Forest
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      56/56

Card Name:   Kobold
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   0
Type & Class:   Creature - Kobold
Pow/Tou:   1/1
Card Text:   Last Strike
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      38/56

Card Name:   Chasm
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Land - Swamp
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   T: add B to your mana pool.
      T,1: all black creatures gain hase until end of turn.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      48/56

Card Name:   Elven Retreat
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Land - Forest
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   T: add G to your mana pool.
      T, sacrifice Elven Retreat: search your library for an elf and place it into your hand.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      50/56

Card Name:   Aquifer
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Land - Island
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   T: Add U to your mana pool
      T, Sacrifice Aquifer: creatures without islandwalk cannot attack until your next upkeep.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      47/56

Card Name:   Mead Hall
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Land - Plains
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   T: add W to your mana pool.
      T, 2W: Put a 1/1 drunk token into play.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      51/56

Card Name:   Dwarf Fortress
Card Color:   Lnd
Mana Cost:   
Type & Class:   Land - Mountain
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   T: add R to your mana pool.
      T: Dwarves cost 1 less to play.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      U
Card #:      49/56

Card Name:   Goblin Swordsman
Card Color:   B
Mana Cost:   1B
Type & Class:   Creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou:   2/2
Card Text:   
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      13/56

Card Name:   RAW Modding
Card Color:   U
Mana Cost:   3UU
Type & Class:   Sorcery
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   Choose a creature type. All creatures of that type gain or lose one of the following until end of turn:
      Flying, Double Strike, Trample, Shroud, Fear, or +2/+1
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      6/56

Card Name:   Spirit of Fire
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   2RRR
Type & Class:   Creature - Demon
Pow/Tou:   7/5
Card Text:   First Strike, Flying
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      26/56

Card Name:   Frog Demon
Card Color:   Gld
Mana Cost:   2UBBB
Type & Class:   Creature - Demon Amphibian
Pow/Tou:   5/4
Card Text:   Islandwalk, Reach
Flavor Text:   It’s the real Toady One.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      R
Card #:      36/56

Card Name:   Brewer
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   2R
Type & Class:   Creature - Dwarf Citizen
Pow/Tou:   1/2
Card Text:   T: Target dwarf gets +0/+2 until end of turn.
Flavor Text:   The best Dwarven Alcohol can be ignighted merely by swearing loudly near it.
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      15/56

[McDoomhammer]

Card Name:   Goblin Snatcher
Card Color:   R
Mana Cost:   R
Type & Class:   Creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou:   
Card Text:   T, B, Sacrifice Goblin Snatcher: Target player discards two cards. You may draw up to two cards.
Flavor Text:   
Artist:      www.bay12games.com
Rarity:      C
Card #:      23/56

Broken.  Broken broken broken.  And the wrong colour.  It should be more expensive and/or "When Goblin snatcher damages another player..."

But overall, cool!

[PTTG??]

Right. How about 1R and we make it only affect one card? I wanted to make it like you "snatched" the card, without getting decks mixed up; so I know it's out of line for the color pie. Perhaps if it was black it would fit better?

[McDoomhammer]

Definitely Black.  Especially since the goblins are generally black anyway.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Your Catsplosion (you also missed the "l") doesn't convey the nature of the catsplosion. Either have each player pay mana, or take damage according to the amount of cats. It also should go away unless at least two cats are in play.