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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #795 on: December 06, 2008, 05:53:02 pm »


 "Let them eat borgle!"
 "Borgle tends to borgle and absolute borgle borgles absolutely."
 "I like a borgle with a head on her shoulders. I hate borgles."
 "A borgle for a borgle only makes the whole world borgleless."
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 *Sneeze*
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #796 on: December 06, 2008, 05:56:12 pm »

Well Borgyls have officially crossed the line into the territory of annoying, where Chuck Noris and Family Guy jokes live.
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #797 on: December 06, 2008, 05:58:09 pm »

This just in: A pandemic disease has swept the Bay12games Forum. On the scene is our reporter, Urist McReporter. Urist?
Yes, The confirmed symptoms of the yet-unnamed disease are coughing, sneezing, and borgle. Members are worried that they could become infected with the borgle. OH BORGLE I'M ONE OF THEMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Thank you for that report, Borgl-I mean, Urist.

I now declare that joke dead until next time Toady uses the term.
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #798 on: December 06, 2008, 08:44:56 pm »

Well Borgyls have officially crossed the line into the territory of annoying, where Chuck Noris and Family Guy jokes live.
What about a Chuck Norris joke that was originally used in Family Guy?
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #799 on: December 07, 2008, 06:54:31 am »

How about staying on topic?  :-\
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #800 on: December 07, 2008, 07:57:40 am »

Well Borgyls have officially crossed the line into the territory of annoying, where Chuck Noris and Family Guy jokes live.

Indeed, the OT monster has emerged from the depths...so now there's only 1 thing left to ask:
Do Borgles like Vegeta?  ;D

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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #801 on: December 07, 2008, 08:52:05 am »

I know how to get this back on target.

Do undead fish float through the air swimming normally when they leave the water (which seems to be the RPG norm) or do they flop around menacingly like logic dictates?

Discuss.
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #802 on: December 07, 2008, 09:33:01 am »

I know how to get this back on target.

Do undead fish float through the air swimming normally when they leave the water (which seems to be the RPG norm) or do they flop around menacingly like logic dictates?

Discuss.

Neither they snake forward!
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #803 on: December 07, 2008, 09:39:49 am »

They use their normally useless fins as limbs and crawl.
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #804 on: December 07, 2008, 10:34:51 am »

Sharks have skeletons composed entirely of cartilage. What does a skeletal shark look like, and how does it stay rigid with no tissue?
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« Reply #805 on: December 07, 2008, 10:36:17 am »

Sharks have skeletons composed entirely of cartilage. What does a skeletal shark look like, and how does it stay rigid with no tissue?

We had a picture a while ago
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #806 on: December 07, 2008, 12:20:15 pm »

Now my smurf mod will include a poison attack that injects blue dye into the victims.
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #807 on: December 07, 2008, 12:22:04 pm »

Now my smurf mod will include a poison attack that injects blue dye into the victims.

Isn't that a bit harmless?

Though I do admit it would be cool if you COULD mod in liquids that change creature's colors.
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #808 on: December 07, 2008, 12:37:57 pm »

Imagine Tribble's reaction to that.
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Re: The NEW Future of the Fortress
« Reply #809 on: December 07, 2008, 01:00:43 pm »

Imagine Tribble's reaction to that.
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