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[Footkerchief]

Oh cool.  If milk gets full material definitions now, maybe I can mod in actual soy milk that can be extracted from soybeans and turned into tofu by a cheesemaker.  Right now, the best I can do for soy milk is a vague plant extract.

[PTTG??]

Hmm... perhaps my plan for Angels of Armok which constantly bleed from every orifice can be done. But what about Gutdraggers, demons that are disemboweled and constantly, well, drag their guts everywhere without pain? Will these kind of unconnected creature parts be doable?

[Sean Mirrsen]

Hm. Remembered another one.

"We are the Borgle. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological borgleness to our own. Your borgles will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

[umiman]

Hay Vegeta, what does the borgle say about his borgle level?

[PTTG??]

"It's Ove-
-What kind of name is Vegeta? What is that, some kind of vegetable juice drink?

[Duke 2.0]

 They are from a half-extinct race of demigods who can turn into giant monkeys when angered. Their name is the least strange part of them.

[umiman]

It's better than the names of the rulers of the gods. The ones named after freezing products.

[Tormy]

So, er... does it mean we can make fire scorpions that inject magma into you?

Hm that is a good question...I suppose that the answer is yes..theoretically at least. 
However that would probably kill the attacked entity instantly / the body parts in what magma has been injected into would burn...magma has nothing to do with poisons and poison effects afterall.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Well, not "magma" but something that's really damn hot. So it stings you in the arm, and your flesh bursts into flames from within.

Hm.

"Luke, I am your borgle."

[PTTG??]

"You flew here in THAT? You're Borgle that I thought!"
"This is your last Borgle, Jabba!"
"Beep-beee blip plink Borgle."
"The likely hood of successfully navigating a borgle is 1,000,000,000 to one."
"That's no Borgle..."

I'm done now.

[Sean Mirrsen]

You forgot "I sense a great disturbance in the borgle."

[Duke 2.0]

 "I felt a great disturbance in the borgle, as if a million borgles screamed out in borgle and were suddenly silenced."

[Mephansteras]

In the year Borgle, Jreengus occured.

[PTTG??]

 "I felt a great disturbance in the borgle, as if a million borgles screamed out in borgle and were suddenly silencedBorgled."

Fixed.

No, wait:

"I borgled a borgly borgle in the borgle, as if a billion borgles borlged out in borgle and were borgly borgled."

Now let's never speak of this again.

[korora]

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Borgle_bat, oddly enough.