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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 06:33:00 pm »

I hope I'm not the only person that would've just kicked his ass.

Or just sat in the corner laughing.

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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 06:45:00 pm »

Honestly, if that happened where I work, I would just kinda stare.  Unless he started messing with my desk.  Then I would pick up the nearest chair and beat him with it.
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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2008, 06:57:00 pm »

That's how the spirals begin.
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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 07:32:00 pm »

He didn't managed to make his artifact ?

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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 08:27:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Torak:
<STRONG>I hope I'm not the only person that would've just kicked his ass.</STRONG>

You aren't.

I would have left him pretty much alone, until he physically attacked someone. Which he did, like, constantly (smacked the guy on the head, smashed someones desk and hit them, threw monitor at someones head) and totally like a bitch.

I would have gotten a few people to tackle him and beat him until he was unconscious or I was bored of hitting him. I fucking hate people who just randomly attack others, it pisses me off tremendously.

I'm annoyed at how cowardly the workers there acted, especially when they just stood there going "oh my gosh oh my gosh" with their thumbs up their asses while that idiot was smacking people around.

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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 08:51:00 pm »

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Originally posted by Slappy Moose:
<STRONG>

You aren't.

I would have left him pretty much alone, until he physically attacked someone. Which he did, like, constantly (smacked the guy on the head, smashed someones desk and hit them, threw monitor at someones head) and totally like a bitch.

I would have gotten a few people to tackle him and beat him until he was unconscious or I was bored of hitting him. I fucking hate people who just randomly attack others, it pisses me off tremendously.

I'm annoyed at how cowardly the workers there acted, especially when they just stood there going "oh my gosh oh my gosh" with their thumbs up their asses while that idiot was smacking people around.</STRONG>


Yeah, that bugged me a tad too.  I mean, he threw a monitor at someone!  Least you can do is throw it back or something.

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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2008, 09:59:00 pm »

I'd be pretty pissed off too if I had to work at a place that forced me to use a CRT monitor.  Or one of those shitty desks.  For the love of god!
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 11:06:00 pm »

The two people who kicked his ass were wearing police or security uniforms, look at the hats. Looks like the cops came just in time.   :)'

The fortress guard comes to save the day. I don't think that guy will be too pleased once the hammerer shows.

But yes, if I was there I would have broken his wrist if neccessary to get that hammer away from him. It would have only taken one second for him to smash someone's skull with that thing, and he had it for a time before that one guy pried it away from him when he tried to smack him with the handle.

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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 12:47:00 pm »

If that happened near me, I would have stuck to the script.

There's no way the cords on all three (four?) CRTs just fell off the back of them like that.

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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 01:00:00 pm »

They must not have had any shells in that office.

And they probably didn't attack because there were so many people there.  People tend not to act in situations like that if there are other people who might act.

That, or it was a clever hoax.

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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 01:00:00 pm »

looks like there was a lack of shells in the area.
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 01:02:00 pm »

Ha!  Beat you to it.
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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2008, 01:03:00 pm »

Same post time, in fact!
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Re: More DF in real life
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2008, 01:07:00 pm »

Jinx!  Can't talk or you love the Devil!

quote:
 I fucking hate people who just randomly attack others, it pisses me off tremendously.

How often does that happen around you?

[ June 05, 2008: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

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