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[Areyar]

Excessive Immigration. "No Vacancy" sign.
"Dwarfstock" those unwanted, unemployed immigrants attending party.

Bricked in. a dwarf arm poking out of a hole in a wall being bricked up.

[Pnx]

Excessive Immigration. "No Vacancy" sign.

"No Vacancy" sign on a wall with a floodgate opening upon a group of running dwarves.

EDIT: nonono wait, "No Vacancy" sign on one big set of doors marked fortress entrance, and another door with a "Vacancy" sign below a crossed out "Flood Chamber".

EDIT2: I've got one, "Cave adaptation" a large chamber painted green with green dwarves walking through it.

EDIT3: Oh and another, "Water Slides" a group of dwarves standing idly on a bridge above a river with a large wave coming from behind them.

[Alfador]

Armageddon: "-3"

Huh?

"Error: Inflate -3" was the end of worlds.

Brought by the power of plant cheese, no less.

Behold the power of cheese.

[Torak]

Here's a rough draft of what I'd like to see for a 'crushed by bridge' badge.


I might finish it if it looks good enough to some.

Noe: Red circle is a marker I put for the layers.

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[KrunkSplein]

All I want is a high-quality polo shirt with a dwarf embroidered where the polo guy or alligator would go.  It doesn't even have to menace with spikes of anything!

As a reference, here's the type of dwarf I'm talking about (hotlinked from the Wiki, sorry):


All I wear to work are collared shirts, so a DF polo would be perfect.  Or rather 10 in assorted colors.

Anyway, you may now return to your (also awesome) poster idea.

[soup_alex]

If we're talking about "artifact pig tail shirts", a blowup of nearly any frame from the intro movie would be spectacular. Especially the "erk!"

Hmm. If I get the time, I might bother Toady for permission (whether it applies or not, who cares?) and make one (one!) myself.

[Jude]

If you're going with the theme of ways dwarfs can get themselves killed, don't forget well diving...I just had my first well diving casualty - a wrestler wearing my only set of steel chain armor, no less, so I had to construct an elaborate system to drain the well to get his crap back.

[Tamren]

This poster needs to have two sides. THe first is disasters. The second is fun things that also make no damn sense or are just crazy.

Stuff like dwarves in cloth armour wearing 50+ turbans at the same time. Or the bag n seed problems. Or triple dwarven wine roasts.

[Draco18s]

Or the bag n seed problems. Or triple dwarven wine roasts.

Tripple well minced dwarven wine roast.

[Dame de la Licorne]

And a Dungeon Master wearing 50 cloaks and one sock.

[Footkerchief]

Bump.  What happened?  I would totally have bought this, the way it was shaping up!

[Jude]

Bump seconded. I'd like to see if any more work got done on it.

[Creamcorn]

Bump.  What happened?  I would totally have bought this, the way it was shaping up!

Must be so secretative that they're making it look like they trashed the project.

[tsen]

I'd buy one, especially if it was on a shirt too.

[LrZeph]

There's got to be a way to represent a Tantrum Spiral in icon form, but I can't think of any suggestions.

As for selling them as posters... maybe not.  But provide a PDF and people can print them out at kinkos.

How About a Spiral... but crying