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Author Topic: Zombie preparedness  (Read 133736 times)

sonerohi

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #855 on: October 28, 2009, 08:21:01 pm »

Strife, you have a butt-ton of guns right? I'm without a gun, but I'm getting a sword soon. I'll get my civilization rebuilding Kit and fight my way to you. You cover security, I'll cover sustaining us and improving life.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #856 on: October 28, 2009, 08:22:17 pm »

hey, I want to come if civilization ends!
I can bring food, and some choppin' weapons.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #857 on: October 28, 2009, 08:24:33 pm »

Org is in. We need girls though.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #858 on: October 28, 2009, 08:58:04 pm »

Would you really want Sofia in your house during a Zombie Apocalypse?

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« Reply #859 on: October 28, 2009, 10:16:45 pm »

It would be better than Sofia joining the zombies...
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #860 on: October 28, 2009, 10:27:00 pm »

Only marginally.

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #861 on: October 28, 2009, 10:41:00 pm »

I guess it would be better than no chance of humanity recovering afterwards. Population-wise, that is. :shrugs:

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #862 on: October 28, 2009, 10:44:30 pm »

Uhh... Guys? I'm STERILE! I can't repopulate! XD
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #863 on: October 28, 2009, 11:35:15 pm »

Uhh... Guys? I'm STERILE! I can't repopulate! XD
well I'm sure you'd do well in killing zombies anyway...
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« Reply #864 on: October 29, 2009, 12:00:14 am »

Uhh... Guys? I'm STERILE! I can't repopulate! XD
well I'm sure you'd do well in killing zombies anyway...
Maybe being sterile could work in more than just the one way. Maybe she's nigh-invulnerable to zombies, IE- She won't be turned into one.

That's it, you're on the front-line guard. What are your skills?

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #865 on: October 29, 2009, 12:20:47 am »

Your logic is hurting my spleen.

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #866 on: October 29, 2009, 12:23:20 am »

Whatever it takes to survive.

I can kill zombies by using my logic to shatter their brains.

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #867 on: October 29, 2009, 12:25:54 am »

Zombies don't have brains, why do you think they want to eat yours?

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #868 on: October 29, 2009, 12:30:38 am »

Because it's a viable and nutritious food source?
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #869 on: October 29, 2009, 12:34:22 am »

Well, I figure, if they're mostly intact humans, the brain still provides motor functions. The salty flavor of our brains would act as a preservative.

Secondary method to take care of them. Offer them pickles and all sorts of spices, keep them off our heads. That is, if any of them retain sentience; otherwise, we can always find a chemical reaction that can speed up the decomposition. It may be a slightly more time consuming process, but it would lighten the load on our ammo stocks in the long run. But the chemical traps would have to be setup at a distance to be any effective. The next problem would be keeping them stocked.

Alternative to the secondary method: There's always napalm.
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