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[WorkerDrone]

You think that armies would be so quick to abandon their countries?

Patriotism dies hard comrade.

Sorry to shift the topic, but I just noticed something HILARIOUS even for Strife.

He used Patriotism and COMRADE in the same sentence.

Does not any see the irony in this?

[Kagus]

No. 


I do, however, see where you might mistake something as irony.  But that's just if you think that patriotism only applies to Americans.

Or that camaraderie only applies to Russians.

[Darkone]

A zombie apocalypse implies loss of internet and power. Which implies that any zombie fool enough to stand in my way will be reduced to cinders by the sheer malevolence of my gaze :|

[Gunner-Chan]

As an example I say comrade all the time, then again everyone says I talk funny.

[WorkerDrone]

Ah, and I thought I would get a reply like that Kagus.

And I'll admit, it wasn't very funny unless you DID place it in that context.

[wehtamjd92]

"AHHHHHH!"
*Zombie takes bit of arm*
"Sonofa-----"
*Beats zombie head in with a frying pan*
"Well better to save some unlucky SOB the trouble"
*Beats in own head with frying pan"

[WorkerDrone]

Hm...I would have just locked myself in a room with a sign painted 'GO AWAY! INFECTED INSIDE!' in bright red letters on the door. If some idiot doesn't take the wise advice and skip that room/house/apartment or whereever I lock myself up after being bitten, then he deserves to have me taking a chomp out of his face.

[inaluct]

I would put on a helmet that covered all of my head well, cut my own vocal cords, and attach long poisoned razor blades to my hands.

I would be a boss battle.

[WorkerDrone]

*Supresses a laugh* You forgot to arm your self with a flaming chainsaw.

[inaluct]

It would run out of fuel. I assume you'd try that and end up being the laughable zombie with one arm immobilized by a nonfunctioning chainsaw.

[WorkerDrone]

But however you forget that the thing would be ONFIRE. Its still quite the hazard. Of course for your zombified self, but mostly for the humans. Mostly because fighting a zombie on fire is dangerous.

[wehtamjd92]

Cut out your wn vocal cords... harsh.

Helmet + gag for no vocal + any other annoying things I could come up with.

Also they can't catch you if your on fire.

[Duke 2.0]

 Wear a fireman's uniform, as to be fire retardant. Also, be sure to wear shoes suitable for running. Be sure to be a rather good runner before being infected.

[WorkerDrone]

Also, grow giant mandibles like an ant so as to tear into their pink, delicious flesh.

*Dazed look.* I'm sorry what were we talking about?

[Gunner-Chan]

I would get myself so used to a particular gun that way when I zombify I can shoot un-infected scum.

Trust me, it will be great.