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Teldin

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The age of WHAT
« on: July 20, 2008, 01:42:24 am »


Well, crap.
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KaelGotDwarves

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Re: The age of WHAT
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2008, 01:58:00 am »

FTFY
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Re: The age of WHAT
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2008, 02:03:36 am »
Quote from: Teldin on July 20, 2008, 01:42:24 am


Well, crap.

PURGE THE INFIDELS. DEATH TO THE UN-BELIEVERS.

See if you can't single-handedly change the age name by wiping them out. Completely.
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Re: The age of WHAT
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2008, 02:53:48 am »
Bonus points if you burn down forests.
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Re: The age of WHAT
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2008, 03:09:51 am »
It's the Age of Elf, not Age of Elves. So I'm guessing that somewhere in this world's forests there's a monster that has devoured entire nations, and now hungers for your adventurer's flesh. If you wish to end this age, all I have to say to you is: Good luck! You'll need it.
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Re: The age of WHAT
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2008, 06:15:46 am »
Step-by-step to destroying Nature Cannibals Pointy Ear Monster

1. Recruit ally from the nature (as in, rock, mud, and vomit)
2. Learn throwing them
3. Learn Sneaking
4. Kill It!
5. You are the God!
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Re: The age of WHAT
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2008, 01:40:28 pm »
Quote from: Teldin on July 20, 2008, 01:42:24 am


Well, crap.

Are there any non-elven civilizations around at all?  Or are the elves just really really dominant?

If the latter, it's time to wage a very personal war!  See if you can change the age name as a lone adventurer.
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