I lol'd at goblins murdering each other. I hope they don't start a civil war after this happens.
COMPLETELY UNRELATED RAMBLING STORY:
A friend of mine happened to have the codebase for a MUD (The Forests Edge). He was having trouble getting it running since it relied on some random/old libraries, so I gave him a hand and got it up and running. We were just goofing off with it, so we spawned a top-level mob in the middle of a big town and took control of it, just to shortly be 1-shot by a guard. Turns out guards would automatically kill any NPC with one shot, or at least VERY QUICKLY (probably as a safety net?). Spawning that mob did pull in EVERY SINGLE guard in the entire town however, so for giggles we took control of a guard and had it attack another guard. 3 screens of text later, we are trying to figure out why all the guards died. Here is what we figured out:
AI rule #1: Guards will attack things that attack other guards.
AI rule #2: Guards seemed to be able to get in 1 last shot on an NPC even if they are dead, at least a lot of guards are attacking at once.
AI rule #3: Guards 1-shot NPCs (as above)
So this means:
Guard 1 attacks guard 2.
Guard 2 dies.
All the other guards attack guard 1.
Guard 1 dies.
All the guards start beating the living heck out of each other since they attacked a guard.
Quickest coup in history!