Hey, you're right, new forum tomorrow...
Posters, lurkers, and trolls of the Dwarf Fortress Forums!
You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many days. The eyes of the internets are upon you. The
suggestions and bug-reports of dwarf-loving users everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave spammers and Gaiafags on
other Forums, you will bring about the destruction of the UBB Quote
machine, the elimination of obsolete software over the oppressed dwarves of
The Portentous Planet, and security for ourselves in a free forum.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well
equipped and battle hardened. He will fight trollishly.
But this is the year 2008! Much has happened since the UBB triumphs of
2006-07. The Bay12Gamers have inflicted upon UBB Epic Threads,
in open discussion, internet person-to-internet person. Our flamewar has seriously reduced their strength in political issues and their capacity to create temporal rifts on the Various Nonsense Section. Our FotF threads have given us an overwhelming superiority in lolcats and an heroes of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained internet people.
The barrel has rolled! The internet people of the world are marching together to
SMF!
I have full confidence in your skills and devotion to lol and win in
flame-war. We will accept nothing less than full epic!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Armok upon this great
and noble undertaking.