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[SeaBee]

Wait, wait ... wait. Wait.

Read on as Genghis Khan teams up with an unlikely ally to fight crime. William Wallace cheats death to have revenge on King Edward. Robin Hood fights his most unlikely foe yet. It doesn't make any sense, but isn't that the point?

Someone needs to get this treasure trove of wonders out of his book.

Oh, and we must not forget The Matrix Return:

Neo was wake from sleeping and he shout at Trinity "Help you I think your dead"
"No I am not" she said and she gotted some water drink.
Morpheus walking into the bedroom "Good morning Neo we must kung fu"
So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts.
Neo kick him "Good job"

"Morpheus we got a distress signal it is from Niobe"
So they ran into the ship and they found Nioba and she was okay but there was a sentinal.
Neo punched it. His hand was hurting very badly.
"Neo you must be careful" Morphus said and shot the robot.
"Wait" Neo said and he downloaded how to kill the sentinels. But it was too late and cause the machines created a new matrix.
"No, we cannot our powers in the new matrix"
Then Neo disconnected but he was looked dead, and they all told Niobe the sad news.
"What happen in the first matrix" "They are all dead"

"tihs is too much" Morphus shotted quietly "help me fight to save this"
"i illh elp you" Trinity say with the cry she was sad cause thoughts neo was dead but it was matrix trick!
Neo try to say help but his body wads frozedn
"sOh no!" Merpheus say at teh radar screen "more matrix is attack us"
"we will have to jug in" Trinity hooked her up
Wehn they entared teh place was filled with Smiths because the matrix was curroopted with the matrix virus.
"I'll fight this 500" Morpus said and he sworded out his katana at great attack.
Trinity watch in amazing! "You are so good"
"What's this" Morpeud read a data becauz he was fight agents and make them run, but the data said some information!
"It say Neo is alife! We shuld wait go back to seak to him" and they tooks off by using phone interface.

Neo was okay they finds because of mediskel equipmont.
"The matrix is virused wso they cans not control the people any morR,. We arm not win yet but shall continue of the fight!"
They aggreed and formed for strewngth so they could fight the matrix one other day
"gentalmen the fight goes on" Neo said with fist and the crews cheered with new hope.

I always liked this reading http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg.

I think that guy who wrote this is either a severely handicapped person, or an awesome fake.

I want to say it's an awesome fake. But I've been wrong a LOT few times.

[penguinofhonor]

sworded out his katana at great attack

That is the best line in the entire story. They all have amazing lines. Repercussions of evil has "and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway."

[shadow_archmagi]

Don't forget

"Its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother defeat the enemys"

[Kagus]

I happen to like the shorter lines that carry with them all the profound weight that they need.  You don't need a speech to carry across an idea, all you need is a very well-picked choice of words.

"... And the pants were dead" holds inside it a very important message about the deterioration of today's society.  And let us not forget the sublime, subtle beauty of "wepon".

[Asheron]

sworded out his katana at great attack

For great justice!

Hehe. I hope you all know what reference that is.

[Kagus]

Yes, everybody knows that tired, beaten, overused, discarded, puked on, turned-into-a-meme reference.

[Rilder]

Is this an appropriate time for squad broken?

[shadow_archmagi]

Yes, everybody knows that tired, beaten, overused, discarded, puked on, turned-into-a-meme reference.

Dare I ask for the source?

[Kagus]

Zero Wing.  An old video game that got translated from the original Japanese for the American market.

Very poorly.


Here's the Wikipedia article on the meme itself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base

[Keiseth]

Aww, Zero Wing was my first meme. I still love "For Great Justice!"

So they trained the jiu jitsu and martia larts.
Neo kick him "Good job"

"Morpheus we got a distress signal it is from Niobe"
So they ran into the ship and they found Nioba and she was okay but there was a sentinal.
Neo punched it. His hand was hurting very badly.
"Neo you must be careful" Morphus said and shot the robot.

*twitch*

[Aqizzar]

I was going to post some mocking comment about how All Your Base is like Interweb 101.

Then I remembered it started in 2001.  Seven years ago.  Damn I feel old.

I'm of the opinion that's high time for that meme to swing through played-out and into retro nostalgia.

[Ubersoldat]

Is this an appropriate time for squad broken?

Damnit, you made me google that. I don't even know what to say about that fanfic.

EDIT: Actually, I do know what to say: Aren't orks supposed to be genderless?

[FunkyBomb]

Peter Chimaera is actually this guy: [url]http://heisanevilgenius.com/fun/fanfic.html[url]

[penguinofhonor]

Peter Chimaera is actually this guy: http://heisanevilgenius.com/fun/fanfic.html

Oh, darn. I was hoping Peter Chimaera was real. Darn. Man, my dreams of meeting the best fanfiction writer ever have been ruined.

Or maybe he's just pretending to be Peter Chimaera so he can steal his credit. I sure hope so.

Yes, everybody knows that tired, beaten, overused, discarded, puked on, turned-into-a-meme reference.

Well, at least the meme brought us this. When I got there in Phoenix Wright, I burst out laughing.

[Nonanonymous]

Is this an appropriate time for squad broken?

Damnit, you made me google that. I don't even know what to say about that fanfic.

EDIT: Actually, I do know what to say: Aren't orks supposed to be genderless?

Dem ain't proppa Orks, boss.  Dey'z been muckin' about wif da pointy eared umies so long dat dey've started pokin' at each otha wif da squigs between 'deir legs.