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Aqizzar

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I am a farmer.
« on: July 17, 2008, 08:32:35 pm »


Best RPG ever!

I got killed three minutes later by an errant GCS.
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Duke 2.0

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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 08:36:21 pm »


 Try talking to children.

Urist McMegabeing, Dwarf Hammermaster:
 You look like a mighty warrior indeed!
Kogan McKid, Dwarf Child:
 I'm only two years old!
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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 09:08:35 pm »
Actually it's "I'm Two!"  :D.

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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 04:26:23 am »
I talked to a child before and he gave the "I'm one!" response as usual, but when I asked about serving his cause he said the whole

"I'm flattered, but I have no need of you.
The Bulbous Fellowship might have a task for you.
Seek out Onaf Chantsnuggled in Helmspants at the The Heavenly Unions.
In 3 Amak Paintdries ruled from The Heavenly Unions of The Bulbous Fellowship in Helmspants."

which doesn't seem like something a one-year-old would say...
« Last Edit: July 18, 2008, 04:32:50 am by WingDing »
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Aqizzar

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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 06:15:44 am »
So...  Nobody caught the ref in a random dwarven townie saying, "I am a farmer."?

Guess I misjudged the frame of reference around here.

But yeah, gotta love the erudite infants in this game.
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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 07:22:33 am »
Mod in a pirate profession and get dwarves to sing that song from Lazytown.  ;)

Well, almost...Dern pronouns.
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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 01:55:33 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 18, 2008, 06:15:44 am
So...  Nobody caught the ref in a random dwarven townie saying, "I am a farmer."?

Guess I misjudged the frame of reference around here.
Well don't leave me hanging, explain it please!  :)
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 05:32:34 pm »
Quote from: Zogundar on July 18, 2008, 01:55:33 pm
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 18, 2008, 06:15:44 am
So...  Nobody caught the ref in a random dwarven townie saying, "I am a farmer."?

Guess I misjudged the frame of reference around here.
Well don't leave me hanging, explain it please!  :)

Lali-Ho!

That might not be the only one actually.
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Dr. Melon

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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 06:19:45 am »
Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!

Couldn't help it. It's like, engraved on my skull or something.
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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2008, 09:02:54 pm »
This is Dr. Melon's Skull. Engraved on the Skull is an image of a pirate and pirates. The pirate is singing with the pirates.
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darksaiyan

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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2008, 05:31:51 am »
You forgot to say it's a beautiful image of pirates and it is adorned with dwarf bone spikes or stuff like that...
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Zogundar

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2008, 01:05:45 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 18, 2008, 05:32:34 pm
Lali-Ho!

That might not be the only one actually.
Oh, FFIV? I don't remember one saying that, but it has been quite some time.
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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2008, 01:53:48 am »
Urist: You look like a mighty warrior indeed.
Child: I am a pirate!
Child 2: Do what you want cause a pirate is free...
Child 1: You are a PIRATE!
Children: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Child 1: We got us a map!
Children: A map!
Child 2: To lead us to a hidden box that's all locked up with locks!
Children: With locks!
Child 3: And buried deep away! WE'LL DIG UP THE BOX!
Children: The box!
Child 1: We know it's full of precious booty!
Child 2: Bust open the locks!
Children: AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY!
Child 4: Yar har fiddle dee dee! If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!
Urist: ... I was actually asking for your age.
Child 1: Oh. I'm only three!
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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 06:22:15 pm »
Quote from: Jetman123 on July 22, 2008, 01:53:48 am
Urist: You look like a mighty warrior indeed.
Child: I am a pirate!
Child 2: Do what you want cause a pirate is free...
Child 1: You are a PIRATE!
Children: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Child 1: We got us a map!
Children: A map!
Child 2: To lead us to a hidden box that's all locked up with locks!
Children: With locks!
Child 3: And buried deep away! WE'LL DIG UP THE BOX!
Children: The box!
Child 1: We know it's full of precious booty!
Child 2: Bust open the locks!
Children: AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY!
Child 4: Yar har fiddle dee dee! If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!
Urist: ... I was actually asking for your age.
Child 1: Oh. I'm only three!

Is it bad that I can recall the exact voices and melody of that entire song?

And I don't even watch Lazytown
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Re: I am a farmer.
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 06:44:08 pm »
I still remember the exact inflection with which people said words in Hey Arnold! a show that I haven't watched in years.
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