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Jesus God
« on: July 17, 2008, 03:28:14 pm »
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 03:37:45 pm »
Yeah, it looks like alligators are not all cute and cuddly.
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 03:53:00 pm »
Alligator Jesus?
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 03:55:04 pm »
Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  Some Alligators attacked, what does that have to do with Jesus?
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 03:57:37 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on July 17, 2008, 03:55:04 pm
Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  Some Alligators attacked, what does that have to do with Jesus?

 In extreme situations, people say it.

 "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Everybody get in the car!"

 Gators seem to get more awesome every release. From a mother spawning seventy in a closed cave system, to this attack.

 
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 04:00:46 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 17, 2008, 03:57:37 pm
Gators seem to get more awesome every release. From a mother spawning seventy in a closed cave system, to this attack.
Don't forget the advent of alligator drunks in 39a. Sadly, they were "fixed" in 39b. ;)
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 04:01:24 pm »
We could use this to post some of the scarier attacks in our histories.

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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 04:31:23 pm »
"Crewed nation"? No kidding, they can't even spell "crude" right.
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 04:48:23 pm »
Quote from: Awayfarer on July 17, 2008, 04:31:23 pm
"Crewed nation"? No kidding, they can't even spell "crude" right.

Maybe Screwed would be better, judging from the amount of cyclops
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 06:26:39 pm »
'cept they got their s's kicked too hard.
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2008, 12:51:31 pm »
Wow.

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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2008, 12:56:37 pm »
The amount of creatures attacking a site is dependent on cluster numbers. I've got black dragons rampaging in packs of 3. A coordinated attack like that would require all of the beasties to be named, however. I suddenly have an urge to see how would a human town fare against a hundred rabid groundhogs...
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2008, 06:04:02 pm »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on July 19, 2008, 12:56:37 pm
The amount of creatures attacking a site is dependent on cluster numbers. I've got black dragons rampaging in packs of 3. A coordinated attack like that would require all of the beasties to be named, however. I suddenly have an urge to see how would a human town fare against a hundred rabid groundhogs...

No not really. Giants have a max of 7, but i've seen 12 attacking a town.
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2008, 07:21:39 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 17, 2008, 03:57:37 pm
Quote from: Cthulhu on July 17, 2008, 03:55:04 pm
Am I the only one who doesn't get it?  Some Alligators attacked, what does that have to do with Jesus?

 In extreme situations, people say it.

 "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Everybody get in the car!"

 Gators seem to get more awesome every release. From a mother spawning seventy in a closed cave system, to this attack.

 

So in this case:

"By Armok, Its an Alligator! Everybody get in the wagon!"
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Re: Jesus God
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2008, 01:30:19 am »
Named animals hide out at caves. There can be ice caves in the middle of glaciers.

By Armok, it's an alligator! On a glacier! Everybody get to the butcher shop!

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