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Haven

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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2008, 10:58:39 am »

'Fraid not, at least not I... On the upside, they're good for getting reinforcements in the field.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2008, 09:55:24 pm »

no
no
no
and..... no

Child's head flies off in a bloody arc
the child's lower body explodes in gore
The child's upper body explodes in gore

and so on...
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ProfessorA

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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2008, 12:32:30 pm »

*Bump*
Encountered the High Priestess of my local temple.  She has been in the temple for a few years now.
Before that, she said she used to rescue lost children.
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Earthquake Damage

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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2008, 12:06:06 am »

The spinning +lead bullet+ strikes the American soldier in the head!
The shot glances away.
The American soldier has been stunned!
The American soldier removes his -steel helmet-.
The spinning +lead bullet+ strikes the American soldier in the head!
It is pierced through entirely!
The American soldier has been shot and killed.

Kudos to anyone who can recognise that scene and name the movie it's from. :)


I totally wanted to drop a "Rico's Rough Beards!" in the squad name thread in Dwarf Mode Discussion earlier.

Or am I confusing my movie headshots again...?
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2008, 12:08:05 am »

Saving Private Ryan, the Omaha Beach scene, in case you're confused. An american soldier gets hit in the head with an MG42 bullet, which glances away off his helmet. He thinks he's bleeding - so he takes off his helmet to check, feeling his head. A second bullet immediately strikes him in the back of the head, killing him.
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2008, 12:20:42 am »

Oh.

I was thinking of the training accident in Starship Troopers, where one guy removes his helmet and promptly gets his brain blown out.
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2008, 01:37:45 am »

The S-mart clerk stabs himself in the right hand with his steel knife!
It is pierced through entirely!
The steel knife has lodged firmly in the wound!
"Who's lauging now?"
"WHO'S LAUGING NOW!!!!"
The S-mart clerk hacks at himself in the right hand with his chainsaw!
The S-mart clerk loses hold of the steel knife.
The right hand flies off in a bloody arc!
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Mirefrost00

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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2008, 08:21:38 pm »

*Bump*
Encountered the High Priestess of my local temple.  She has been in the temple for a few years now.
Before that, she said she used to rescue lost children.

I met a goblin thief who told me that.  Pretty sure it's the spinmaster way of saying babysnatcher.  We should add "Return prisoners to home civ or town" to Suggestions, maybe as a fulfillable quest.
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2008, 10:01:23 pm »

The Joker grabs the Thug by the Head!
The Joker throws the Thug by the Head!

The Joker stabs the Thug in the Head with a Pencil!
The Thug's left eye has been poked out!
The Thug's brain has been mangled!

It is pierced through entirely!
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2008, 08:49:47 am »

!!{"The Mona Lisa", a wooden image}!!

Tetragrammaton Cleric cancels admire image: Job item misplaced.
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CyberCube

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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2008, 12:56:32 pm »

We should add "Return prisoners to home civ or town" to Suggestions, maybe as a fulfillable quest.

I think that's already planned, isn't it? If it's not, then it should be. I also think we should have some way to give our allies equipment. That 7 year-old kid you just recruited... I mean rescued... from that goblin tower would die a lot less if he had a sword and shield.

Anyway...

The Vampire Dracula sits before you.
Richter Belmont, Lasher: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world.
Dracula, Vampire: It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute.
Richter Belmont, Lasher: Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves.
Dracula, Vampire: Perhaps the same could be said of all RANDOM_DEF_SPHERE]s.
Richter Belmont, Lasher: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Dracula, Vampire: What is a man?
The spinning +clear glass goblet+ misses you!
Dracula, Vampire: A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk. Have at you!
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Axe27

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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2008, 01:24:57 pm »

I wonder how that hammerman in the first post got around without his lower right leg.

But, I think the dragon biting the head of the child takes the cake.
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2008, 07:01:38 am »

So the only way to get rid of a recruited child is to get him killed in a horrible and painful combat situation?
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2008, 08:42:06 am »

So the only way to get rid of a recruited child is to get him killed in a horrible and painful combat situation?
i think you can settle down too
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Re: I've recruited a child
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2008, 11:17:48 pm »

I think you should be allowed to throw live creatures.

If you think this post doesnt belong in this thread, you dont deserve to throw live children.
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