To Battle!

Jay

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To Battle!

« on: July 14, 2008, 01:33:13 pm »

Yup, I'm loving the new wars.
So much, in fact, that I decided to type out an entire war I had in year 5.
Indeed, when everybody was 5 years old, they had a war.
Enjoy it.

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Aslez Tuxxu, "The War of Barbs"

The War of Barbs was waged by The Most Monsters on The Home-Councils of Showing. One of the most significant causes of the conflict was Mudo Lieflicker's natural aversion to the adversary's worship of rivers.

In 5, Exuz Stoslo, "The Clash of Trapping" occurred.
In 6, Kok Dusmud, "The Assault of Scalding" occurred.
In 7, Ozostrodnoustrok, "The Stormy Scorpion-Battles" occurred.
In 8, The Most Monsters accepted an offer of peace from The Home-Councils of Showing.

Exuz Stoslo, "The Clash of Trapping"

Attacker: Force of 10, mostly goblins, one loss
Defender: Force of 11 humans, 6 losses

Attacker was victorious.

Part of Aslez Tuxxu, "The War of Barbs"
In 5, The Most Monsters attacked The Home-Councils of Showing in The Mire of Radiances. Mudo Lieflickers led the attack, and the defenders were led by Islas Bandbuds.
In 5, Ilum Kindnessmurk was struck down by Gozru Malignropes in The Mire of Radiances.
In 5, Kazis Pregnatbellies was shot and killed by Arstruk Malignfailures the Youthful Lure in The Mire of Radiances.
In 5, Ongi Lullmaster was shot and killed by Ngerxung Suckerscorpion the Hairy Shames in The Mire of Radiances.
In 5, Agen Boardedpoints was struck down by Mudo Lieflickers in The Mire of Radiances.
In 5, Arstruk Malignfailures the Youthful Lure's lower body was ripped by Jonic Spiritburied.
In 5, Jonic Spiritburied was struck down by Arstruk Malignfailures the Youthful Lure in The Mire of Radiances.
In 5, Bax Menacelover was struck down by Stama Laborclobber in The Mire of Radiances.
In 5, Tikes Pantsteaches was struck down by Olngo Renownsins in The Mire of Radiances.

Kok Dusmud, "The Assault of Scalding"

Attacker: Force of 9, mostly goblins, 6 losses
Defender: Force of 5 humans, 2 losses

Defender was victorious.

Part of Aslez Tuxxu, "The War of Barbs"
In 6, The Most Monsters attacked The Home-Councils at Sneakedshank. Mudo Lieflickers led the attack, and the defenders were led by Islas Bandbuds.
In 6, Nguslu Menacemornings's right ear was smashed by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes.
In 6, Nguslu Menacemornings was struck down by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes in Sneakedshank.
In 6, Olngo Incestshower was struck down by Islas Bandbuds in Sneakedshank.
In 6, Olngo Renownsin's left lower leg was ripped by Zicab Certainhead.
In 6, Zicab Certainhead was struck down by Olngo Renownsins in Sneakedshank.
In 6, Stama Laborclobber was struck down by Mudo Lieflickers in Sneakedshank.
In 6, Ishas Plaitmule's right eye was torn out by Tode Theifsnakes.
In 6, Smunstu Spiderykiss was struck down by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes in Sneakedshank.
In 6, Zom Facehated was struck down by Islas Bandbuds in Sneakedshank.
In 6, The Duel of Ishas Plaitmule and Mudo Lieflickers occurred.
In 6, Osta Dotsecuded was struck down by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes in Sneakedshank.

The Duel of Ishas Plaitmule and Mudo Lieflickers

Ishas Plaitmule, human
Victorious
Mudo Lieflickers, demon
Slain

Part of Kok Dusmud, "The Assault of Scalding"
In 6, Ishas Plaitmule attacked Mudo Lieflickers.
In 6, Mudo Lieflickers was struck down by Ishas Plaitmule in Sneakedshank.

Ozostrodnoustrok, "The Stormy Scorpion-Battles"

Attacker: Force of 6 goblins, 3 losses
Defender: Force of 3 humans, one loss

Attacker was victorious.

Part of Aslez Tuxxu, "The War of Barbs"
In 7, The Most Monsters attacked The Home-Councils of Showing in The Fragrant Plains. Olngo Renownsins led the attack, and the defenders were led by Islas Bandbuds.
In 7, Snang Fiendshowers was struck down by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes in The Fragrant Plains.
In 7, The Duel of Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes and Olngo Renownsins occured.
In 7, Song Rhymeprofane was struck down by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes in The Fragrant Plains.
In 7, Ngerxung Suckerscorpion the Hairy Shame's first finger, left hand was torn off by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes.
In 7, Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes was struck down by Ngerxung Suckerscorpion the Hairy Shames in The Fragrant Plains.

The Duel of Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes and Olngo Renownsins

Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes, human
Victorious
Olngo Renownsins, goblin
Slain

Part of Ozostrodnoustrok, "The Stormy Scorpion-Battles"
In 7, Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes confronted Olngo Renownsins.
In 7, Olngo Renownsins was struck down by Ona Girlscold the Triangular Tomes in The Fragrant Plains.

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