Gornak McBondvillian: Bwahaha! Urist Bond, you won't survive!
Urist Bond: Oh please, what have you come up with THIS time?
Gornak McBondvillian: You see you are currently standing on a floor of ice. Beneath this ice is several z-levels of empty space, an ice floor forming the ground. Beneath this ice floor is a pond filled with carp with crossbows on their heads. In about a week it will become spring, and the ice will mely. Not only will this crush you by the impact, but the carp will finish you off! Bwahaha
*Dramatic exit*
Urist Bond: Not if I have anything to do with it!
*Channels the floors around one tile with his watch that turns into a pickaxe. The collapse kills the carp. He then jumps into the now solid ice floor several z-levels below using his 15 cloaks as parachutes. He then fishes the x-bow from the dead carp out of the water and uses it on the Henchgoblins on the top of the pit. He throws a Henchgoblin corpse at a nearby door they used to fill the pond with carp, breaking down the door. He then swims over there using the cloaks as a raft.*
Gornak McBondvillian: Drats! Foiled again!
*Just then, Urist McBond kicks down a door. He then pulls a lever, activating a drawbridge underneath Gornak McVillian. This flings him into the pit Bond was previously in*
Urist Bond: Villiany has some, less obvious Pitfalls.