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Author Topic: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?  (Read 6978 times)

Torak

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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2008, 03:19:34 am »
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2008, 09:01:38 am »
Holy crap. Infamy awaits!
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2008, 11:14:24 am »
Wait what? ... lol
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6060/clipboard01wz1.gif
We're up to the 19th result for Torturing Children.

Let this be a lesson learned to game developers: If the only way to kill a child in a game is to push them 1 mile into a laser field then drop a burning corpse on them, the players will do it. It's not because we're psychopaths, but because it makes us giggle when we do something seen as wrong. ^.^
Optionally, making rabid giant zombie children appear to try and kick the crap out of the player upon killing a child, and having the last zombie drop a one-of-a-kind item, will cause everyone to try to kill a child.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2008, 11:23:05 am by Enigma_Nova »
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2008, 02:26:10 pm »
Quote from: Torak on July 05, 2008, 03:19:34 am
Oh lord, it's the 23rd result.

4th now, but I don't think many people that google "torturing children" will mind this conversation. As a matter of fact we may even get a few more fans.
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2008, 08:53:16 pm »
Oh maaan, we're on a watch-list now.

We're up to the third Google result.
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2008, 08:55:36 pm »
I'm not finding it...
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2008, 08:57:14 pm »
Here's hoping Jack Thompson won't find this forum...  ::)
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2008, 08:58:38 pm »
I see it as the 21st result when google'ing "torturing children"
« Last Edit: July 05, 2008, 09:01:35 pm by Elite Marksdwarf »
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Joseph Miles

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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2008, 09:06:23 pm »
Ah, now I'm seeing it.
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2008, 11:29:01 pm »
1)Google "torturing children"
2)Find Dwarf Fortress
3)Announce to the world how evil DF is, allowing players to mutilate their own dwarves and murder children.
4)Spark a public outcry that forces Toady to cease further development of dwarf fortress.
5)??
6)Profit!
« Last Edit: July 05, 2008, 11:34:13 pm by RavingManiac »
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2008, 11:30:36 pm »
...I see no profit in that.
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2008, 11:39:55 pm »
Quote from: Skizelo on July 03, 2008, 07:42:34 pm
I think this counts as chaotic evil.

I think this counts as CEFE.

Chaotic Extremely Fucking Evil. @_@
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2008, 01:36:11 am »
Quote from: Omega2 on July 05, 2008, 08:57:14 pm
Here's hoping Jack Thompson won't find this forum...  ::)

His career is over, did you miss the memo?
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2008, 03:29:41 am »
Are you all mad?  Getting Jack Thompson's attention, or any controversial attention, will draw bored, thrillseeking gamers like a gold rush.  It always does.  Admittedly, 98% of them are GTA nuts who will turn and leave when they find out its and ASCII game, but think of the donations!

I've been telling my friends that this is the most graphically violent, depaved game ever made and they just won't believe me.

By the way, I'm not finding it at all.  Though I did get, "You can't make torture unsensational."
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Re: Torturing Children: How can I use a restraint?
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2008, 07:02:09 am »
Well, it's not so much murdering children, but forcing children to murder each-other, and then having them decorate their bed with their dead sibling's body.
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