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Pnx

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2008, 05:00:49 pm »
"This looks like a good place/time to take a nap."
~Olin the administrator, during the slaughter of ashkeeps.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2008, 05:06:14 pm by Pnx »
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2008, 09:04:24 am »
Hey, is this floodgate supposed to be leaking?
A hapless peasant.
It wasn't leaking.
He found that out when it opened.
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Luckymoose

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2008, 05:08:47 pm »
"Throw me the baby!"
The peasant has been his in the head with the baby, it is broken!
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Logical2u

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2008, 06:45:03 pm »
"Man, this is the BEST fortress ever! No fear of goblins thanks to our massive moat system, tons of armour, some dedicated marksdwarves, more-or-less happy nobles! What could go wrong!?

...

Hey!

Hey! HEY! WHY IS MY DOOR LOCKED! AND WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE FOOD?"

Also, from the same fort.

"Alright, we're going to war, sweet... hey, this is a room. What's going on *shink* oh god floodgates"

As you can tell, I grew tired of my success, and decided to murder them all. Some starved to death, locking them in their dining-and-bed rooms. Most got dehydrated, locked into the Armok device (Really just a big airlock, I got lazy).

It took quite a while. It wasn't helped by the waterfall system I had set up giving them a source of water.

Later on a human-collapsing mission... with no humans oddly enough... on a different fort, of course.

"Ok, so all 6 of my buddies died. I'm the last one left. Why the hell are you telling me to build a bridge?... and now some walls in front of the bridge...

and then telling me to stand on the bridge?

...

Oh, remove that section of the bridge?! OK!"

-Miner has drowned.
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Jude

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2008, 11:06:24 am »
"But we don't have any silk! There's no way I could produce silk items when we don't have any and the soonest caravan is still a month away! Hey! No! Put that hammer down---"
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I once started with a dwarf that was "belarded by great hanging sacks of fat."

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Untelligent

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2008, 09:53:16 pm »
"Alright, I'll build a floor next to the bridge over the magma pool, but that turtle shell crown had better be made by the time I get back."
~Moldath WaspNavels, 3rd Mayor of the fortress of Catbolt.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2008, 10:03:52 pm by Untelligent »
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Kagus

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2008, 12:33:08 am »
Hah, I'd never thought of doing it that way.  It's brilliant.  It's like they're taking a nice big rock and throwing themselves over the side with it.


You know, so they drown.  In the magma.
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Cthulhu

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #52 on: July 04, 2008, 08:16:36 pm »
"I MUST HAVE SHELLS'
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SoylentNinja

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2008, 02:43:47 pm »
'Hey that's a neat looking fis..' *splash*

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2008, 03:32:08 pm »
Candlejack, who is
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Cthulhu

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2008, 05:04:13 pm »
That's two candlejack jokes in a row, it's really not fu
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