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Luckymoose

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2008, 02:21:48 pm »
"Okay time to fight this unarmed goblin and show off my mad skills in the arena of champions...O H MY GOD MY FINGERS ARE GONE!"

Champion Wrestler who bled to death after his fingers were ripped out by an unarmed goblin.
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Helmaroc

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« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2008, 06:40:03 pm »
"I think I prefer vermin out near those pretty wolves than this cooked food in here."
-My first and last hermit challenge dwarf.
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Kuli

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2008, 08:22:06 pm »
Now I wish I hadn't changed my signature.  It used to read:

"I don't care how many goblins are out there!  I'm getting those rope reed trousers if it's the last thing I do!"

It was the last thing he did.  :(
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Duke 2.0

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2008, 08:27:23 pm »

 Of COURSE it's a wise idea to make the wall from this position. It's not like I'll be trapped.

 They'll come soon to rescue us...

 Who heard of a dwarf being trapped ten feet off the ground?

 Boy I'm thirsty...and tired... and hungry...
 -Army of pesant-masons, on building walls several tiles thick.

 Must... build... WALL!
 -Pesant-mason, on constructing the roof tiles on a somewhat low tower during a bowgoblin siege.
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Bromor Neckbeard

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2008, 12:45:16 am »
"Hmm...  There's five wolves in that pack, and I have *counts on fingers* two bolts left.  Should I go back to the fort and reload?  Naw... I think I have enough."

--Kobuk Mishakbomrek: Expert Ambusher, Master Marksdwarf, but only Dabbling Subtraction.
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sir diesalot

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2008, 05:10:04 pm »
"OK who put the giant bronze foot in this hallway? honestly..."
- Urist McStiffneck

"Hey its that adventurer I've heard about, some say he ripped the legs off of a Giant Cave Spider with his left little toe! Hmm, i bet i can take him..."
- Onglo, goblin high priest before he was propelled some 75 tiles off of the top of a temple into the palace.
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JT

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2008, 05:32:48 pm »
"Awesome, I just killed a giant cave spider completely unscathed.  Now it should be free sailing."
--shortly before encountering a second giant cave spider
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A_Fey_Dwarf

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2008, 06:34:22 pm »
Dabbling Miner- Why is this dirt unusually warm? Oh well orders are orders.
A migrant commenting on my migrant killing death trap.
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Shaden

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« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2008, 11:46:08 pm »
"I'll dig this last piece of ice into the underground pool, and I'm done here, whitout problems. It's not like water gets frozen THAT fast"

-Last words of Sakzul Nilesmborek, legendary miner, who died in winter, encased in ice.
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Jualin

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2008, 01:06:51 am »
"Ladies and gentledwarves, this is proof that there is a god. At least one. What we have seen here today is an example of divine intervention. And we've piqued this god's interest.

And that brings me to worse news. Judging from the elves gnawing each other's brains outside, and our former brother over there, this isn't the god of sunshine and happiness. Then again, it's open to interpretation, sure."

-My main manager of a fort that I had insinuated into an elven retreat to bring about the downfall of an elven civilization. I soon after decided to create a threat by zombifying and skeletonizing the elves outside, both accomplishing my goal and making a new, much more exciting one.
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Anvilsmith

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« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2008, 09:43:04 am »
"Meow."
-half-a-dozen-or-so stray kittens
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Pnx

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« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2008, 01:53:54 pm »
"Sorry I overslept, now let's get that dragon!... Hey when did we coat the floor in molten steel and dwarf bo-"
~Bomrek the somewhat crunchy
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« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2008, 02:23:46 pm »
"Hey, how come those guys pushed us into this empty room? How come there's a giant slit in that wall over there? How come the doors locked behind us?"

-Some stupid immigrant milker, shortly before being used as ballista target practice.
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2008, 02:36:43 pm »
"Don't be silly, the dwarves are our allies, they would nev-"
 - countless elves.
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sir diesalot

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2008, 04:20:43 pm »
"Its only a few Antmen."
- many, many of my adventurers

"Is it me, or did this place seem less 'crushy' before?"
- a dwarf after a cave in.

"ooh a shiny rock! Lets dig it out, OOH another one!" *keeps going until* "OOH a glowy red light!" *looks down* "OH DEAR GOD MY FACE AND BEARD! IT BURNS!"
- a miner who was burned beyond recognition
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