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Author Topic: Famous Last lines  (Read 3780 times)

chaswick

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2008, 12:55:23 am »
"...Oops..."
  - unknown dwarf
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"A most unusual fungal rot," Mul observed, rubbing the greasy white mass between his gloved fingers.  It left a foul-smelling blue residue.

"But how can I get rid of it?" Doran said urgently.  "I''ve lost half of my crop to the blight al

LASD

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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2008, 03:28:16 am »
"If I'll just drop this Gold block here and go sleep in the barracks"
     -The lazy peasant who jammed my entrance-barracks doors open and caused the death of 15 dwarves via a crossbowgoblinsquad.

"They might hate me, but they still won't elect you for mayor if you kill me!"
    -Peasent Hotknife, who had 5 grudges and whose killer was my soon to be my multiple murderer, jail escapee, psychopath mayor.

"Look at that hydra in the cage, the dwarves have stolen it's freedom, I demand it has to be set free!"
    -Elf trader

"Have you come to let me out of this cage? Hey, what are you doing? Nonononono!, not to the smelter!.... AUCH!! You're going to pay for that!"
    -This guy
« Last Edit: July 01, 2008, 03:59:59 am by LASD »
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martinuzz

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2008, 03:40:15 am »
Oh wow. That's hilarious!

BTW, the action starts around 2:25 min
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Eater of Vermin

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2008, 03:53:36 am »
"You can't blame me if you don't give me the resources to make... "
    - Damn near every decent craftsdwarf, on being introduced to the Hammer.
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2008, 04:06:42 am »
"Look, there are only 5 crossbowgoblins.
That should be an easy task for wrestlers of your calibre. 30 of us, 5 0f them."
Captain of the training squad in Steelmachines of doom. He had the only armour and axe. losses were 29/30.

"damnnit, I want my adamantine statues NOW! Hey! where are you going! I was giving you an ord..
Oh, um, yes, er, I was joking about those statues, you know, between old friends?
DON'T PULL THAT AAAAAHAHGAHGAHGHAGHAG!"
The Count of the same fortress, having not noticed the very warm floodgates in the back of his room.
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Naze

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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2008, 04:07:45 am »
"Our mighty bloodline was started with Tacnu Ceilingbulwark, and now his son Muk Obeyedmachines watches from the forge-city, he has seen it fit to send us to this wretched hellhole to stave off these goblin hordes, now, on the fourth assault, we take to the trenches again, and prepare to face whatever horror they have unleashed upon us, for their horrors are many, Stand strong soldiers of Sasmcith, for we shall defeat these goblins once more!"
-Speech by Cadet Searsoldier before he led in squad into the trenches during a goblin siege.

"Take that beast down, I don't care if I'm in the way of the ballista!"
-Last command of Cadet Searsoldier before being ripped apart by a troll, recorded by the siege operator who fled into the bunker system after his trench was overrun.
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Elf: Hmmm an ancient book...filled with spells?!
Fuma Amuisa, elf has been struck down.
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Dogman

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2008, 04:54:52 am »
" *pulls lever* "
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2008, 05:01:10 am »
I'll just channel out this last tile...
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2008, 05:05:41 am »
"Huh?? Ouch! I wasn't even here!! Stop that! HELP! Gargl"

- Just immigrated glassmaker was beaten to death by guards because a crystal glass mandate wasn't met.
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Eater of Vermin

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2008, 05:11:14 am »
"Does anyone here remember what this lever does?"
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2008, 08:19:38 am »
"Ooo, I've got my own lever in my bedroom. And noone else is allowed to touch it. I knew those crystal glass mandates would put some fear into the few dwarves that were not hammered for it.
...What's with this floodgate here by the way?"
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When there's no more room in the fortress, the cats will walk the earth.
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2008, 08:33:04 am »
"Hello?
Hello?
Is anyone out there?
I'm really thirsty now, please get some water..."

My grand master miner with both his legs and arms broken due to a cave-in.
He died of thirst.
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
...I keep searching for my family's raw files, for modding them.

Wiles

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2008, 09:23:33 am »
Just one more cloak...
- Dungeon Master outside during siege

Is it just me or is the weather chan- *splash* *gargle*
- Dwarf walking across ice on season change

Are you sure you know how to use that th- *SPLAT*
- Recruits training with adamantine weapons


After an encounter with !!HFS!!

Do you smell something burning?
- Miner dwarf

A burning skirt! I have always wanted one of those!
- Cheese Maker

Hey guys! The meeting hall is on fire! LETS PARTY!
- Peasant
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Akroma

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2008, 10:29:19 am »
"Let's dig out the adamantine. If we encounter the demons pits, we will surely be fast enough to seal it off"
                                    - Urist McArchitect
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 ancient and lowly cults, the resultant abnormalities would soon not only wreck the world, but threathen the very ingerity of the cosmos

Jreengus

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2008, 10:55:43 am »
"Thanks for killing that cyclops, unfortunately i cant pay you... What are you doing with that axe? Help! He-"

-So many Mayors
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