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L0rd_ZOD

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Famous Last lines
« on: June 26, 2008, 09:29:43 pm »
Post ur favorite last line your dwarf may have said here.

eg.(i was still a n00b at this point)

"Theres 7 of us and only one Bronze Colouses I think we can handle this"
-Tun Zaszoz

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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 09:34:56 pm »
"One more gear... one more gear... one more gea-*glub*"

- My legendary miner, as he scrambled to link up the floodgate right before the dug-out ice he was standing on melting.
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 09:45:24 pm »
Ooh! Look there! Cute little Carp!
-Bomrek Libashodur
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 09:51:57 pm »
"You know, this moat is great and all, and the drawbridges and associated towers are rather keen, but I keep thinking that I'm forgetting something important; something to do with those goblins that just appeared at the edge of the map... Hrm. I can't remember what it was. Well, whatever it was, we ought to be fine behind this keen moat. We can even keep our lumberjacks working since the river separates them from the goblins!"
 - My head miner was shortly thereafter mercilessly slaughtered by said band of goblins. "How," you might ask,"Was this possible? I had thought him safe behind a moat. Was he, perchance, shot by an archer from across it?" Nooo, such was not the case. A second, much further out moat prevented arrows from reaching the primary, inner moat. Instead, one crucial blunder had been made in that the moat had neither a wall behind it, nor was it more than one level deep; the second vital component of this foolishness was the fact that I had forgotten I lived in a temperate zone, causing all bodies of water to freeze midwinter. Said ice formed a lovely bridge from my once proud moat.
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 09:59:23 pm »
"Sweet Armok, there's a sock in the middle of that goblin army! It might get dirty!"
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 10:17:02 pm »
HahahahaHA! Welcome to the JUNGLE, MOTHERF---ERS! You're all going to die!

-My legendary miner as he followed his orders to flood my fortress with hot, searing magma.
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 10:28:11 pm »
"Hmm, I wonder if this is the right lever."
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 10:37:05 pm »
"You stabbed me, you bastard, you stabbed me! I'll kill you!"
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 11:00:20 pm »
Shut up Kidel! I can fish in our drinking cistern if i want! I dont wont to get my boots all muddy! I..*Push, splash*

-Last words of the idiot fisherdwarf who someone managed to fall down a well into our only cistern. We didnt notice the tang in the water for awhile...
« Last Edit: June 26, 2008, 11:02:07 pm by Dwarmin »
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 11:02:34 pm »
"GRAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
-Zaneg Tinothcilob Lolokvozbel Thazor
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 12:21:28 am »
"Well, dwarf, I'm sorry to say it, but we're going to have to ask you to not cut down more than 100 Tre-"

-Youiiu Floweryriver, Elf
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 12:28:40 am »
"It's only one shark..."
-Jadugarr


"It's just a bear, no problem at all"
-Sibrek Smashmaster


"I think I've got enough giant scorpions for now."
-Liceyi Ileova



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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2008, 12:32:49 am »
"HA!  You mis-" *splash* (or sizzle, or thud)
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2008, 12:50:37 am »
*<<iron arrow>>*
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
..

ha! Lever, to life in hell!


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Lars Urist, Metaldwarf
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Re: Famous Last lines
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2008, 12:52:30 am »
I don't really have that many:

"Do you smell something burni-*sizzle*"
-Miner ordered to dig the last tile of the magmaduct for my forges
-and the farmer that went in after his socks
-and the fisherdwarf that went in after the farmer's shirt

"Damn kobold! Give me back my shir-*stab*"
-Legendary engraver who STILL somehow managed to get stabbed to death by a kobold thief.

"I demand that you and your craftsdwarves make some adamantine items for my-*glub glub*"
-first Baron almost immediately upon arrival

"I NEED A PROPER SURFACE TO WORK O-*slice*"
-First mood in a sand desert with absolutely NO stone in sight. Oh, If only he had lasted one more season...

Yeah, that's all of mine.
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