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Drakis

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i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« on: June 23, 2008, 03:17:48 pm »
oh lordy...   this was too much...


http://www.geocities.com/drakiskier/zefon.png

he has great awareness of his emotions, guarded in relationships with others, lacks confidance, and is overly helpful...   and is a faithful worshipper of the goddess of birth and marriage...

does he speak with a lisp?



LMAO   and i just checked his inventory, and hes wearing a dress!
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Tahin

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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 05:10:49 pm »
Notice: "He does not have a great aesthetic sensitivity."
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 07:38:52 pm »
I hate when people post this kind of stuff because I'm too lazy to actualy read whats funny.
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 09:52:14 pm »
Quote from: Lazer Bomb on June 23, 2008, 07:38:52 pm
I hate when people post this kind of stuff because I'm too lazy to actualy read whats funny.

He wrote out the funny parts below the pictures, dammit.
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 09:56:44 pm »
FABULOUS!!
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 10:18:59 pm »
Too much of a stretch, methinks. Pitiless and not aesthetically sensitive?
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 09:21:34 am »
He likes lavender jade as well.
I bet he actually washes.
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 07:55:40 pm »
He probably only eats cooked food and prances with the Elves. Real Dwarves eat their monkey raw, in the dark, straight out of the barrel of assorted mystery meats, still covered in the blood of the 3 hunters that were taken down trying to kill it. We don't mince it up with strawberries and a bit of cheese! You ponce!
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Jude

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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2008, 01:43:34 pm »
Urist M. Ahmedinejad: "We don't have that phenomenon in my fortress."
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I once started with a dwarf that was "belarded by great hanging sacks of fat."

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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2008, 03:20:46 pm »
Quote from: Jude on June 27, 2008, 01:43:34 pm
Urist M. Ahmedinejad: "We don't have that phenomenon in my fortress."

LOL
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 05:10:11 pm »
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He likes lavender jade as well.
The real WTF is that he actually knows what lavender jade looks like!
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 11:45:23 pm »
No one has mentioned the homoerotic Paddles of Renown.

But that's more of a frat-dwarf thing.
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2008, 02:21:50 am »
Whoa, you're right.

He's obviously an elf in disguise.
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Re: i think this dwarf is a little.. well... just look.
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2008, 07:06:17 am »
I'd bet he'd make a damn good Soap Maker.
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Jude

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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2008, 09:34:18 am »
Zefon Mozirmonom has produced Angelramparts the Abyssal Fountain, a Scented Bubble Bath Soap.
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I once started with a dwarf that was "belarded by great hanging sacks of fat."

Oh Jesus