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Author Topic: Zefie Fortress: What do you mean, Bismuth!?[Community]  (Read 5669 times)

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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2008, 02:31:16 pm »

Also, Atis, RAWR, and Iluogo are all legendary now! YAY! ;D

Also, most of the fortress guard has nervous system damage. >:(

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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2008, 06:14:47 pm »

Make me a Sniper Zefie Called Foxtrot. ;)
Foxtrot is very serious, and never reveals his true first name.
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2008, 07:07:47 pm »

w00t legendary!

yeah I look forward to hearing more zefie antics keep up the good work  ;D
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2008, 10:58:13 am »

I’m so glad that someone cared enough to post. However, I already cleared out the pond. It’s going to be an interesting write up I think. We do currently have six goblins caged in the second arena. Here are some planned stories.

Snoopicus and the goblins
Snoopicus and the reptiles
Refugee problems
The First Siege of Boltcraft
Olon’s fate.
Olon’s reversal*
   Zulban’s great reorganization*
   The Arena
   Something else, I’m sure .  . .

*denotes not yet happened game wise*

I’ll try to keep up a one story a day schedule. If anyone wants to join, we have adoptions available! Also, there are lots of unskilled and semi-skilled people available. And one axe-lord too!
I’ll try to get some pictures too!
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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2008, 10:59:10 am »

I guess that I should put a map up too. <Sigh> This story occurs at the original dig down point; it is now more or less a moated tower. I put the main entrance and the fort several levels down.

Foxtrot’s Morning
Foxtrot really enjoyed the morning sunrise. Whenever he could, the soldier would sneak off to watch it. In this section, the staircases were not used normally. To protect them, they were surrounded by a moat. The drawbridge was kept raised but could be raised quickly from a nearby lever. There was a bit of a wall by the moat, but it had never been finished. The staircase itself had its very own defensive wall. Never mind the fact that is had an open section that was big enough for two zefies to walk though abreast. Foxtrot wondered why these upper defenses had never really been finished.
As Foxtrot was enjoying the sunrise he looked over all of the lands. It seemed beautiful. There was the forest to the south. It seemed sort of sad that the zefies had to take so much of the woods for their own use. Yet, despite Woodswalker aggressive deforestation campaign, the forest was still huge. Even in the cleared areas, saplings were sprouting and flourishing. Life was resilient.
Were the zefies like the trees? Even though the assorted tribes had been broken, could the people stay strong? The problem was not with the zefies. Individual workers were the most productive in the world. A trained zefie soldier was more than the match for a goblin raider. The problem was a lack of organization. The goblins could field large enough armies to destroy the zefie settlements. The surviving zefies formed refugee camps and tried to build new settlements. The goblins destroyed them. It was a vicious cycle. The combined power of the assorted remaining zefie tribes might be enough to end the goblin threat once and for all, but they could never work together. So death was the result.
Could Boltcraft be the end? A strong fortress wear the weary masses of the zefie nations could rebuild? Foxtrot knew that as his home grew, war would follow. The green masses would come to murder and pillage. What would happen then? In his last home, Foxtrot had still been young; he couldn’t do a thing then. The young zefie hefted his crossbow and thought. When they come, they shall die by my bolts . . .


As Foxtrot was making a solemn promise to himself, another was walking up the stairs. Foxtrot heard the soft footsteps and whispered to himself, “Why would anyone else come up here? It doesn’t lead to anywhere or have anything. Could it be a thief trying to escape?”

The soldier readied his weapon. Warthog Armorplanes walked up the stairs and said, “Oh, hi Foxtrot! How are you doing? Did Snoopicus order you up here to protect me? We are perfectly safe here you know.”
“I was up here to watch the sunrise.”
“Oh, I was sent to figure out what type of grate we should install for this wall. It’s sad. I’m trained as a metal smith and I come from a line of armorers, but I never get to do anything except make bars and odd jobs. I wish that I could be busy more often you know. Mind if I sit with you? I have nothing else to do.”
“Hmmph.”
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
The gray sashed zefies promptly plopped down next to Foxtrot. “Say, can I call you Fox?”
“No.”
“Please?”
“If you want to see the inside of the chasm.”
“Okay.”

The two bored zefies talked for awhile. Actually, Warthog said things and the sniper mage affirmative or negative grunts. The conversation ranged from groundhogs to waterfalls to how easy and fun it was to annoy mayor Zulban. Warthog was just talking about the bits of inspiration that had been striking zefies in Boltcraft when Foxtrot gurgled.
It was the loudest thing that Foxtrot had said in a while, so Warthog looked over at him. The sniper zefie was staring at his midsection. Foxtrot simply stated, “I guess I’m sort of hungry.”

Suddenly, there was another set of footsteps echoing up the staircase. Could this be the thief? Endok, one of the founders of Boltcraft blinked in the morning sunlight. The kindly farmer sat herself between the two. “Isn’t this a nice spot to sit? I would have been here for the sunrise, but when I heard someone, I decided to grab us some breakfast. Have a strawberry crumpet you two.” Foxtrot and Warthog grabbed one of the still warm crumpets and started munching. “Let me see here. You’re Warthog Armorplanes. You, young sniper are, uuuhhhhh, let me think. Foxtrot right? What’s your first name Fox?”
Warthog and Foxtrot stopped eating. They turned and looked at Endok. Awkward silence reigned. The disquieted farmer tried again to be friendly, “Okay you two, how about a story? This tale took place right on this spot about a year and a half ago . . .”

Coming soon, ‘The First Ambush’
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« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2008, 02:10:40 am »

Perfect. Just as I imagine Foxtrot.

I'll certainitly be following this.
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« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2008, 11:19:47 am »

I'll take whatever zefie you have handy, if possible. Likes things that cause dismemberment, whatever name is fine as long as it is unique.

I will be following this as well.
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« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2008, 04:44:19 pm »

hey that story was good.. except that it made me want strawberry crumpets
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« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2008, 05:30:39 pm »

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Warthog was just talking about the bits of inspiration that had been striking zefies in Boltcraft when Foxtrot gurgled.
It was the loudest thing that Foxtrot had said in a while, so Warthog looked over at him. The sniper zefie was staring at his midsection.

At this point I thought Foxtrot had been killed by some archer or something.
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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2008, 07:34:19 am »

Can I have a sniper named Zak? He should be tough yet compashionate. Be sure to give him armor (preferably plate but any will do in a pinch, just make sure that all parts are armored) and a shield if possible. Dont forget to train in wrestling as well please!
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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2008, 11:42:38 am »

Okay everyone, sorry about the gap. I'll be focusing complely on writting today (TV just went down). Expect the following stories:

  • We continue last week's story
  • Zefie animals
  • Zefie status report (w/ pictures)
  • War record


I haven’t actually been playing Boltcraft. I kept it on pause to do some reorganization. I’ll post the new numbers for everything at some point in time. Once I get the story caught up, I will hopefully have a better Computer (toodles, 13 FPS) and then we can see what will happen to the zefies.

We have one more marksdwarf, so Zak has been added.
I could give up a future knight by the name of Steelcrystals if you’d like. There are also two axe lords available, although they lack good names. There is also one skilled axe user with the notable squad name, ‘The Books of Sacrifice.” I’m not really sure what you want.
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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2008, 11:53:05 am »

Warthog loudly announced, “Endok? Are you there? It feels like we’ve been waiting two days for you to start your story!”
Used to his friend’s actions, Foxtrot just roiled his eyes. Endok began her tale, “When we first arrived here, the wagon sat right over there.”
   Warthog interrupted, “Do you mean where that big, multi story hole is?”
   Completely derailed, Endok quickly got off of the planned story, “Oh, yes. That’s a funny story isn’t it? When we first got here, the wagon broke down right over there. However, we wanted to make the main entranceway down a couple of stories. We didn’t want to carry all of the supplies down though. All of the miners moved off to start digging, leaving Zulban and me to do all the work. We came up with a fun solution. Drop the entire wagon!
The floors underneath the wagon had quickly been demolished by the miners. Once the wagon got going, it should be able to smash through the relatively thin floors. It would only stop when it hit solid rock. The solid rock would start right underneath the food stockpile. The stuff in the wagon might get a bit roughed up, but there is nothing wrong with mashed plump helmets.
While Zulban built a break away system, I worked on moving some of the fragile stuff off of the wagon. We didn’t want to break any of our good root beer you know. Eventually, Zulban got around to construction a lever. Ducim, god rest his soul, had helped me move everything else off of the wagon, neither of us had had anything else to do.
By the time it was d(rop)-day, the wagon was empty. With all due pomp, Zulban pulled the lever. The wagon and attached stone fell through the first floor. There was a hug crash. It fell through the second. It impacted the final floor. There was yet another crash and a groan. When we got there to investigate, we found another hole. It was much smaller though. It seems that we had built our entire fortress over the deepest Chasm we had ever seen. A bit of it had been exposed; the rubble of the wagon apparently slipped down and was lost to the depths. At least we found it before we started digging on those levels.”



In case anyone was wondering, we are on the Land of Typhoons from the pregenerated worlds page.
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« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2008, 11:08:34 am »

I'm enjoying this story. :)
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« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2008, 01:31:12 pm »

Battle History of the Zefie Army at Boltcraft:

The Ettin Campaign
The Pond Campaign

The Goblin Campaign
      Sky Ambush
      Idiot Strike
      Fisher Attack
      The First Siege




The Ettin Campaign
   Backdrop: In the western edges of Boltcraft territory there is a relatively large cave system that was inhabited by a variety of moles. These moles did not seem aggressive, but care was nonetheless taken and the cave was avoided by the zefies. It was reported that a Ettin also lived in the cave. The threat of the Ettin was highlighted in the Goblin Campaign Battle that is known as the ’idiot strike.’ It was decided that the Ettin must be dealt with, once and for all.
   Objective: To capture the ettin that poses a threat to Boltcraft.
   Secondary Objective: If capture fails, or a zefies is put in danger by the ettin, it will have to be neutralized.

   Plan: Set up a line of cage traps several levels up the cave. A trained reservist, carrying an axe can then attempt to lure the ettin into one. The traps were set to activate only on a several-zefies weight. In the event the secondary objective becoming necessary, Atis will be in reserve waiting slightly further up the cave.
   Execution: The cage traps were silently set up; the ettin did not notice. After Rawr was posted at the cave entrance, in the case of goblins, Atis and Kubuk, the reservist, moved into position. Kubuk moved onto the ettin level. However, the ettin did not see him. Due to the twisting of the rock cave, Kubuk would have to get alarmingly close to fulfill his mission. The brave zefie did so. He got as close to the ettin as possible. The creature bellowed and chased after him. Kubuk did his best to run up the stairs. Once he left the ettin’s sight, it lost interest. Kubuk moved back down to try again. The same problem arose. Kubuk decided to try one more time.
   Kubuk moved close to the ettin. Upon seeing the zefie, it let out a great dual-toned bellow. Kubuk turned to run. Then, disaster. The roar had somehow broke the ceiling loose. Kubuk’s way was blocked by a shower of fist sized stones. The rain should stop quickly, but then the ettin would be upon him. Kubuk faced the ettin and hefted his axe. At the last second, he dodged underneath the stomping feet and ran into the deepest bowels of the cave while calling for backup.
   At the cry for help, Atis raced to the ettin level. The ettin was just stomping down a level to get at Kubuk. With a yell, Atis grabbed and hurled a rock with his shield side. The ettin turned and concentrated on the new target. Atis slashed lightly at the ettin’s huge legs. It brought a zefie sized fist on Atis, who barely got his shield up in time. Seeing a chance, Kubuk dashed behind the ettin and planted his axe solidly in its back. When the creature screamed in rage and pain, Atis ran it through the heart.
   Aftermath: Secondary mission was successful. There was no possible way to execute the first objective. Kubuk later became full-time military. Atis’ slaying of the ettin became zefie legend. The historians would often make several yard long engravings, showing the action in its entirety. Zefie faith in the army skyrocketed.
   Casualties: None
   Injuries: None
   Enemy dead: One ettin.
   Status: Partial success.
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« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2008, 01:34:32 pm »

I'm glad people like the story thus far. I finally bought a laptop last night. he previous story was written on it. I don't know how well the fort will play on it (for some strange reason, the laptop won't take floppy disks :() I'll have to find an empty flash drive or some blank CD's to move it over.

There would be the other campaigs that I mentioned, but I've just been asked to cover for someone at work.

<Sigh> A busser's work is never done.
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