1. People with bad connections should expect slow page loading. Despite what you say, it is still their fault their connection is slow. We can always set a rule against animated signatures.
There's still a world of difference between "slow" and "glacial". I see absolutely no reason to make pages be an extra 400kB just because we can. Content should have meaning.
2. Bad content is one of the things moderators have to deal with. If they are too lazy to deal with someone's page-crashing or otherwise inapproriate signature, they are unfit to be a moderator.
3. I dont see how Toady could be the only mod, if he needs more, he'll get more
I'd advise against calling the existing moderators lazy; they have many obligations that they must meet, and moderating the forums is just one of them. I do think that having more moderators would be helpful, but Toady may not feel like he's willing to trust other people with that kind of power. If that is the case, then he'll have to make decisions to limit the amount of moderating he has to do.
4. Its a distraction only if you let it be. After the first time, you should know its there. If not, then you need to work on self control and/or willpower.
Just a note - you're doing a lot of assignation of blame here. It makes you come off as offensive, which you may not be meaning to do (if you
are meaning to be offensive, then you should reconsider writing the post at all...). Anyway, ignoring something does take a certain small amount of effort. And scrolling past something does take time. Signatures add a certain amount of clutter to the forum, and just like clutter in workshops, make using the forum a slower process. And that's even if you like the sigs.
5. Not everyone will use images in their signatures
I fail to see how this argument relates to the matter at hand; if you're implying that the forums will still be largely image-free, I don't share your optimism.
6. Forcing people to use ASCII art is not a good solution, especially if said people dont know how, or just suck at art in general (such as me).
This is an excellent opportunity to learn a new skill, then. And again, if you want to show off some non-ASCII art you've made, you can make a dedicated post for it. It needn't be in your signature.
7. the signature and avatar disabling options are separate
8. remove vote is in there because they were expecting a large debate
No comments needed, none made.
9. This "image mentality" is a stereotype, and needs to be treated as so (ignored)
Stereotypes are important - they help you recognize connections. They're a form of mental shorthand. They can be misapplied, of course, and it's bad when that happens. But say I notice that most four-year-olds I interact with don't speak clearly. It's a stereotype to say that most four-year-olds
in general don't speak clearly, and yet having that stereotype in-mind helps me prepare for when I encounter a new four-year-old.
More relevantly, most forums I've seen that allow for images in signatures have had a lower level of discourse than those forums that don't allow for images in signatures. I've observed similar correlations with avatar size (larger avatars correlate with worse dialogue). I haven't demonstrated any kind of causal connection, but there's still concern that there is one. If nothing else, having images in signatures could drive away a subset of your audience (those who don't like images in sigs) while I think it comparatively unlikely that someone will leave the forum because they
couldn't have an image in their sig.
10. Signature moderation is not the same thing as a heavily moderated forum
It's a pretty nitpicky level of moderation, though, and requires a lot of time from the moderators. It will also entail a lot of debate - what exactly makes for an acceptable sig image? That will require coming up with rules, and then the exceptions and extensions of the rules, and it's just generally a big mess that nobody wants to get into.
11. Forcing people to post pictures in an art forum is not the same thing as placing them in a signature. It just makes it rather...well...stupid.
What's stupid about calling attention to your work once, and giving people a place specifically to admire it? On the flip side, what's
smart about pasting your work without thought onto every single thing you write?
12. Its only a distraction if you let it be one.
13. Oh, did I mention that its only a distraction if you let it be one?
Covered earlier. Ignoring distractions takes effort, even if only a little.
Edit:
Honestly, this line of attack doesn't even make sense. "You shouldn't be allowed to communicate via a .sig. You should only communicate via posts!"
Personally, I like to keep important links in my .sig. That way, they're always available to me and a lot of posts on repetitive questions can be shortened to, "Yes - this works. Check the link in my .sig for more information."
I think the point about sig content is that it doesn't qualify as communication unless it's actually contributing to the discussion in some meaningful way. Serving as a repository of links is a meaningful contribution, for example. Serving as a repository of pointless links isn't so helpful (but at least it's easily ignored). Showing off a funny animation is a meaningful contribution the first few times it's seen, but after that, it stops being meaningful - everyone's already seen it. Moreover, images start
detracting from discourse because they get in the way; they grab the eye away from the text that's the reason people are there.