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[Keldor]

Contents of a letter to Christes, from the Queen:

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KEBOCKŰBUK,
By the Grace of Armok, of Unib Ad, The Rag of Suns and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen

To His Excellency,
CHRISTES

Seeing the calamity caused under the reign of that incompitent oaf, Jools, Duke Consort to Kulettögum, it is Our will that you shall be sent at once to govern that duchy, in preparation for Our imminent Glorious Arrival.

As such, it is by Royal Decree that you take whatever title deemed necessary to your success and travel there immediately, that you may prepare things adequately as befitting of Our stature.

Failure to do so will be considered High Treason, and is punishable by Fifty Hammer Strikes, as well as whatever additional punishment We deem Fair and Just.

We hope that this request will find you well, along with your kin, and that you will take whatever steps you may that you please Us in Our request.

Kebockűbuk R.

[Christes]

haha this is too perfect.

I haven't been following the fort closely, so I genuinely have no idea what the heck is going on.  I sense I'm in for a surprise.

Hopefully I'll have enough time to divert from studies.

Do I take the link from Jools' post?  I don't want to get the wrong one

[Keldor]

Yes, Omega dropped out because of the framerate, and ChazzyBurger lost his to a nasty Trojan, so I believe that leaves Jools' save as the most recent.

[Christes]

Downloading it.  I won't be able to get to it tonight or tomorrow.  I'm planning for tomorrow night.

[Jools]

Contents of a letter to Christes, from the Queen:

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KEBOCKŰBUK,
By the Grace of Armok, of Unib Ad, The Rag of Suns and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen

To His Excellency,
CHRISTES

Seeing the calamity caused under the reign of that incompitent oaf, Jools, Duke Consort to Kulettögum, it is Our will that you shall be sent at once to govern that duchy, in preparation for Our imminent Glorious Arrival.

As such, it is by Royal Decree that you take whatever title deemed necessary to your success and travel there immediately, that you may prepare things adequately as befitting of Our stature.

Failure to do so will be considered High Treason, and is punishable by Fifty Hammer Strikes, as well as whatever additional punishment We deem Fair and Just.

We hope that this request will find you well, along with your kin, and that you will take whatever steps you may that you please Us in Our request.

Kebockűbuk R.

Incompetent has two es in it and only one i... ;-P

Anyway, good luck Christes, and welcome to Kulettögum, Brendan!

[Kazindir]

Contents of a letter to Christes, from the Queen:

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KEBOCKŰBUK,
By the Grace of Armok, of Unib Ad, The Rag of Suns and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen

To His Excellency,
CHRISTES

Seeing the calamity caused under the reign of that incompitent oaf, Jools, Duke Consort to Kulettögum, it is Our will that you shall be sent at once to govern that duchy, in preparation for Our imminent Glorious Arrival.

As such, it is by Royal Decree that you take whatever title deemed necessary to your success and travel there immediately, that you may prepare things adequately as befitting of Our stature.

Failure to do so will be considered High Treason, and is punishable by Fifty Hammer Strikes, as well as whatever additional punishment We deem Fair and Just.

We hope that this request will find you well, along with your kin, and that you will take whatever steps you may that you please Us in Our request.

Kebockűbuk R.

Incompetent has two es in it and only one i... ;-P

I always suspected you of treason...!

[Jools]

High Treason, please. And if you'll give me a few minutes I could add Arson in the Royal Dockyards to the list...

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I'm not guilty of anything, unless grumbling is a crime.
My dwarf does nothing but mine.
He's probably the safest dwarf in the fort.

[dresdor]

Right next to mine.  Mine does absolutely nothing but drink eat and sleep.

Oh, and drown Jools...good times good times.

[Jools]

I find it particularly impressive that a flood, an uncontrollable wide-area natural disaster, was created and killed precisely one dwarf - a former ruler. That's real craftsdwarfship that you don't often see these days. Possibly the ultimate in deniable assassinations.

I wonder how my current noble is going to go...

[dresdor]

Dresdor is taken by a fell mood.

Dresdor creates Joolsdeath, an Artifact engineering disaster.

Jools has drowned.


That's how I remember it.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Well, if we're thinking indirect death, I killed kazandir and half our champions.

[Christes]

What does it mean when the save game line is red? =/

[Keldor]

Probably means that you are trying to save from inside a game menu.  E.g. from the unit list or fortress overview.

[dresdor]

Be warned Jools, I am drawing up plans to make...

Dresdor's Folly II: The Search for More Money Water


It will incorporate waterfalls over both entrances, and hopefully the death of more than one noble.  Just kidding....

OR AM I?