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Aeloi

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Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« on: March 23, 2008, 07:51:00 pm »
I think we can all agree that Dwarves kick both their asses.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2008, 08:48:00 pm »
Amen.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 03:09:00 am »
Depends - are these markspirates or marksninjas? If so, there could be trouble.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 06:15:00 am »
Marksdwarves they are.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 06:39:00 am »
Kill this abomination before it can fester any longer and spread its poison outwards.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 06:47:00 am »
What about zombie ninjapirates with crossbows?
Those could challenge even the mighty GCS.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2008, 11:55:00 am »
zombie ninja giant markseagle o_O
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2008, 06:22:00 pm »
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2008, 06:41:00 pm »
GOBLINS
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2008, 08:44:00 pm »
ELVES

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2008, 12:15:00 am »
PIRATES AND NINJAS LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

HOW ABOUT GAY MONKEY VIKINGS RIDING ON BIG PURPLE ELEPHANTS WHILE EATING CHEESE???? XD

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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2008, 12:55:00 am »
Gentlemen, and also the rest of you here, this is not a pirate or a ninja debate, or about how much vikings kick their played-out heineys into the Dark Ages.  This is about dwarves, and how much pirate and ninja butt we kick!  It is well-known that any creature, including markscreatures, is twice as effective if it has a beard!  And our dwarf beards are easily twice as effective as the one that grew on any other creature!

Did I ever tell you about my cousin, Tosid?  He was a real dwarf ninja.  Sneaked around to a goblin archer and threw five rocks at him, and the goblin didn't have a clue what was going on, and the sixth rock hit him in the head!  Real quiet guy, Tosid, but I'll eat an Elephant's tusk if he could hit the broad side of a barn with his throwing arm.  Hah!  Now pass me some more of that Dwarven Beer, would you?  Too much wine isn't natural.

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas - the results are in
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2008, 02:56:00 am »
Okay, okay, so they're norse zombie pirate ninja markseagles riding elephants.

EDIT: They're also dwarves.

[ March 25, 2008: Message edited by: Dwarfaholic ]

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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2008, 03:33:00 am »
Dwarves are just miniature vikings.
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2008, 04:30:00 am »
I think those who are conjuring up undead pirates and ninjas aren't in the right mindset.

Skeletons are fast and strong, so it would be most fitting to apply them to NINJAS

On the other hand, zombies just don't wear down. You can smack them for hours and they won't budge. Methinks this is said of a PIRATE with a mind for rum.

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