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[Captain Mayday]

Diary of Psycho. 9th of Obsidian.
Now another slave, Burnedtoast, has entered a creative mood. He also seized a crafts workshop.
He, unfortunately, has taken a number of cut alamandines, lace agates, and red beryls before setting to work.
Fortunately for him, I am forgiving, and won't have him immediately killed if he produces something of astronomical value.

[Captain Mayday]

Diary of Psycho. 17th of Obsidian
Whilst slacking off on the surface, Wulfgar was very nearly torn to shreds by an angry hippo calf.
Fortunately, he ran straight past the slave Grimm, who gathered the Hippo's attention quite nicely, and is now in a number of pieces.

While I really don't care about the slave, the hippo, now known to the slave population as "Seasonkeys" for some reason, has a taste for dwarf.
I sent Mummu out to put it down from a distance.
While she was at it, she put down a couple others who were wandering too close to the complex as well.

[Pandarsenic]

quote:Originally posted by Captain Mayday:
<STRONG>

No, that would be madness.</STRONG>

Indeed. And it certainly would not be Spartan (helping out all 3 of the people with Internet access who haven't seen the madness/Sparta/kick sequence and don't know the plot of 300).

[Dwarfaholic]

I'd like to join as a slave, named... Slop?
Yeah, Slop's a good name.

Make him a cook or a farmer.

[Vugor]

I waould also like to join as a slave whenever possible for this great story

Vugor
or Valania for a woman, if need be

any job really, they are slaves....

[Topace3k]

An uppity slave named "Top" seems in order.  If you could find the most deranged personality amongst the migrants for me, that would be nice.

[Ferahgo]

Ooo, ooo! I wanna join!
NAME: Ferahgo; a weasely, flattering coward who is always trying to ingratiate himself with his murderous masters! Hopefully I'll get to die a gruesome death!

[Grantyman]

Could I join? I'll be an eternally happy slave named Tip, please. Tippy for female.

Edit: Spelling

[ December 27, 2007: Message edited by: Grantyman ]

[Captain Mayday]

I can pretty much take any number of people, so everyone who wants to join, can.

Please be aware that progress is being really slow at the moment due to the festivities, and other events that go together with festivities.

[Lemnx]

Ah hah hah hah. That Baby quote had me laughing out loud. I <3 your work.

[Railick Stonemane]

If you've still got room I'd like to join. Slave named Grummal who takes a strange pleasure in cleaning up the remains of dead dwarves. Could have him set to cleaning up the area around the dark tower after its been used  

[BurnedToast]

quote:Originally posted by Captain Mayday:
<STRONG>Diary of Psycho. 9th of Obsidian.
Now another slave, Burnedtoast, has entered a creative mood. He also seized a crafts workshop.
He, unfortunately, has taken a number of cut alamandines, lace agates, and red beryls before setting to work.
Fortunately for him, I am forgiving, and won't have him immediately killed if he produces something of astronomical value.</STRONG>

Hooray I get to make something nice and shiny before I get killed!

[Mr.Person]

quote:Originally posted by BurnedToast:
<STRONG>

Hooray I get to make something nice and shiny before I get killed!</STRONG>

I prefer my mug o' spikes.

Any chance you can upload this to the DFMA?

[ January 03, 2008: Message edited by: Mr.Person ]

[Magnnus]

Sign me up: Magnnus  

[Acquisition]

Sign me up. How about....
Happy Face.
Yeah, name him/her/it Happy Face. Likes to cook, mine, and pull levers that make funny sounds.