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Author Topic: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch  (Read 10220 times)

LordNagash

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #105 on: December 17, 2007, 05:52:00 am »

In that case, stick a Nagash in there for slavery purposes.

And maybe even porpoises?

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mutant mell

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #106 on: December 17, 2007, 01:04:00 pm »

Maybe there's room for a Mell? (Or a Mel if female)

[ December 17, 2007: Message edited by: mutant mell ]

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Wolfius

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #107 on: December 17, 2007, 02:22:00 pm »

So, can Wulgar have his ballista? Or even a catapult, if only for practice.


The thought of being impaled by a three-tile long bolt ought to have any uppity slaves reconsidering their actions - I think it'd nicely compliment the Dark Tower.

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Grimm

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #108 on: December 17, 2007, 07:37:00 pm »

Sign me up for slave detail.

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Helmaroc

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #109 on: December 17, 2007, 08:04:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Mayday:
<STRONG>
Unfortunately, they also brought a child, Kivish Ancientsyrup.
Despite our hardened natures, we found it difficult to kill a child.
I'm sure we'll get over it, however. BAHAHAH!
</STRONG>

I may just have to put this in my sig. HAVE to. By the way, if my dude gives you trouble, I don't mind being a test subject...all for the greater good! Long live the Black Brigands and let their names be known to all and feared!   :D

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Wooty

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #110 on: December 17, 2007, 10:24:00 pm »

More people = (hopefully) more interesting story.

Sign me up a slave named "Jimbob"

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #111 on: December 18, 2007, 07:06:00 am »

Erendor would probably make a good slave.

Intersting thread, this one.  Good fun to read.

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Werdnari

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #112 on: December 18, 2007, 08:34:00 am »

If anyone asks, the dingos ate the baby!

If they ask what we are talking about, we stab them with our spears! Mmmmm... artifact spear...

Oh, and can we have one of the more trustworthy slaves skill up in back rubs? If Dactylatra is going to be strangling kobold thieves to death constantly her muscles will be all knotted!   :p

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ERoberts

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #113 on: December 18, 2007, 02:25:00 pm »

I will volunteer for slave duty

call me: "That damn mute"

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #114 on: December 18, 2007, 11:23:00 pm »

I'll jump in as a slave by the name of Sigurd.
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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #115 on: December 19, 2007, 02:09:00 am »

Sign me up.

Sandono as the name.

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #116 on: December 19, 2007, 04:43:00 am »

Out of curiosity, what jobs do you have the slaves on? Had a sudden mental image of "The Unclean" working in the kitchen.
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Shammah

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #117 on: December 19, 2007, 03:15:00 pm »

I'm a rookie player, in fact I've barely gotten more than a year into any fortress yet because I've been experimenting with different things.  This is my first forum post, and I figured, "Hey, what better way to start things off than volunteering to become a slave living in violent and somewhat hellish conditions knowing full well that there's the very real and distinct possibility that I could end up as a hippo turd?"

Bask, pitiful slave, reporting for duty.

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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #118 on: December 19, 2007, 03:39:00 pm »

Are slaves allowed Military positions?
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Re: Histories of felony and murder. Seven dwarves brigand ch
« Reply #119 on: December 19, 2007, 04:32:00 pm »

Sign me up for slave duty. Find a woman and call her "Mister"

Oh oh oh, think about allowing some of the slaves to become "Nobles." Maybe you could hold arena fights (cage trap 30 or so hippos) and have the last slave remaining join the ranks of the "others." (Goes well after a Goblin seige. If only you could catch Carp...)

If anybody ever makes an artifact weapon, make them the sheriff. Beatings with an artifact iron spear? Yes please!

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