I want a turn or to be dorfed pls for !!SCIENCE!!
Apiks'll add you to the list. In the present context, you also used the wrong word. What sort of character. I'll add you after the culling.
Also, guys, Crazy Fey is most likely dead.
EDIT: Yep, he's dead.
EDIT2:
17th Felsite, 566
Oh no…
He only wants stone. Please be something more than a mechanism.
1st Hematite, 566
This better be a really expensive mechanism, so help…
Value: 6000 dwarfbucks
Description: simple.
A traction bench would have been far more useful.
2nd Hematite, 566
This was expected. The politicians should be on the ambushes’ heels in a few days. In the meantime…
Frankly from what I can see up here, the trolls are having a helluva time with mere cage traps someone placed near the edge of our territory in the NE. It’s quite funny.
4th Hematite, 566
CRAZY FEY GET BACK HERE!!
Ya know what? If anyone wants to run out and die, enjoy. I learned my lesson last time. Enjoy fighting 50 trolls on your own, the military will not run out to save you.
Events from 6th Hematite, 566
Rogue sat on top of one of the half finished walls, watching the trolls stream in one by one. The screams of one were finally cut off as an axemite finished one off that was very far ahead of the others.
The military in its entirety was gathered down off the entry hallway, waiting for the call to sally out on their attackers. Apiks had given him a long stare when he’d appeared to order them up to the walls, but rallied the military and officers to the room specified.
Rogue turned his head at the sound of the roar of triumph from a troll down in a ditch, the axemite from before, now nothing more than a rag in the huge hands of the monster. Rogue shook his head.
“Two casualties already. This’ll go well,” he muttered. Rogue then bailed off the wall backwards. Flying over the wall was a statue in his likeness. It was soon followed by a Highmax and Sprin, although the last crashed against the wall, not clearing the top. “Son of a-!” Rogue glanced furtively around. “You bastards!” he shouted over the walls, trudging back through the entrance to the fortress. As if they didn’t have enough to do!
Rogue got to the gap between the walls before a spearmaster ran past, running through a troll with an avatar. Three other trolls surrounded him, each who were quickly pincushioned. Rogue shook his head as the spearmaster walked back across and across the bridge into the keep.
Rogue reached the gate between the interior dirt keep, before seeing another forumite engage in combat with another knot of trolls. A hammerman entered his vision, and he watched as both were brutally cut down. Another forumite engaged on combat with one at the entrance as Rogue ghosted into the room where the military waited.
A few of the soldiers jumped, but the ones he recognized didn’t. Apiks stood out at the front, a small circle around him, as he fought down what to Rogue looked like a smile. TheDwarfyOne was back in a corner, watching the room from the corner, Red Hammer watching it all from the opposite corner. Kaladin stood in the middle, eagerly waiting for the signal.
Rogue merely nodded. “Time to move forward.” With that, Rogue strode out of the room, as the military surged forward, a wave with a vanguard of metal, composed of flesh. The army surged out, and the stragglers that picked a fight with the trolls were saved by blades.
A short butchery later, the monsters lay dead. Rogue looked across the battlefield, and climbed the walls to look out over the hills again. Any day now.
Journals of Carefulrogue
21st Hematite, 566
A line of migrants have been spotted on the horizon. 7 new forumites to help with the masonry and building. Good.
2nd Malachite, 566
No sign of the politicians. Did we get lucky this time? Or are they waiting over the next hill? Without fail for years, and now…
Well, that’s just great. Cavern 2 I hope is inaccessible.
3rd Malachite, 566
For the love of Armok…
Cavern 1 gets another resident.
Event from 9th Malachite, 566
“Overseer, I’m going to name my shield-!”
“I. DON’T. CARE.” Rogue said from on top of the wall.
23rd Malachite, 566
“Mr. Overseer!” A goblin in flamboyant garb shouted up the wall at him, “my troupe and I would request-”
“If you’re unwilling to pick up a sword and fight, consider your request denied.”
1st Limestone, 566
Rogue glanced up from his book. A red leaf had settled down on the page, and he glanced up from his work.
It was fall. There were no politicians. No gamers. Only the shouts of forumites setting into place the bricks for the fortress walls. Rogue closed the book, and it disappeared from view. Down off the walls, Rogue observed the military fighting, the walls being raised, mistakes ripped up, and general peace.
In this place, it was such a foreign idea. Below, there were some of their own twisted in curses, just behind him a madman with a crown fetish, a child that could control blood, and yet, for this moment in time, there was peace. He wondered if it would last.
“GAMERS!” Someone shouted from the walls.
Rogue turned where the sentry was standing up on the wall, pointing off to the NE. “Well bollocks,” he muttered.
2nd Limestone, 566
The fortress has been moved to the mild danger alert. A pair of mmo gamers triggered a trap in the NE. We can take them, but I’d rather do it in home territory, lest my hopes get the better of me again.
6th Limestone, 566
Dang it, now is not the time for a possession! Please be simple…
EDIT3: Pictures