I have no idea what you are talking about. Nope.
You'd think after the third time dealing with an aquifer and punching multiple holes into it, he would've mastered it by now...
Whatever Oddom the marksmite was doing outside didn't matter anymore. Thirteen trolls arrived mounted on horseback with lolcats and courage wolves ready to taste forumite blood. One troll, unmounted, stepped forward with mangled teeth and blood staining its clothes and mouth. A troll vampire was leading the charge, spear in hand. The lone marksmite gripped her chainsaw and started its engine as they began to descend upon her. The rest of the army had little to no time to show, but she would hold them off if it meant that it would buy them enough time for Highmax to arrive with the army. No more would she back down and cower like they were used to.
The Troll warlord pulled out a horn of bone and sounded the charge as bulky trolls descended upon the lone forumite. With deft speed, she dug her chainsaw into one of those after her, tearing into his lower body with her chainsaw. Blue ichor covered her face as she dove forward into the troll dodging another's swipe. She swung her chainsaw around and forced it into the upper body of her attacker as blood and gore covered the field of corpses. Then the warlord himself attacked, his great speed being greater than that of Oddom. She blocked the attack but the trolls were descending upon her. Oddom swung her chainsaw and caught one of the lesser trolls in the arm, but not severing it. More trolls began to surround her but none could land a blow. The warlord grew furious and struck her with his spear. The strike was true, and Oddom fell like a bag of sand as her spine was severed.
But Oddom refused to die like this. Unarmed, broken, watching her life leave her, she began to use the brutality that the trolls showed her.
Biting, kicking, punching and even grappling, Oddom's body became a hurricane of attacks despite her wounds. The warlord looked on in amusement as the other trolls descended upon her like wild animals only to be injured upon trying to strike her. The courage wolves and lolcats even descended upon her, thinking her to be easy prey, but they suffered more as she tore off toes and kicked them with great force. The warlord had enough of this, and began to stab Oddom over and over, but his attacks barely damaging the forumite. Oddom began to feel weak as her fury was ending. She couldn't harm the vampire; his armor was too great. But Oddom saw one opening and took it with her last waking breath.
The roar of fury from the now half-blind troll was met with the sound of popping as stabbed his spear straight through her skull, her limp body dangling off of his now destroyed eye. The vampire let out a warcry. Despite the army being lax during the reign of King Apiks, Highmax rallied the forces to him as the army finally began to go on the move to slay this ambush. No more would they cower in the face of their foes; they were forumites of Necrothreat, the last bastion of all living.
Highmax rushed inside to grab the rest of the soldiers as heard from a scout the deeds that Oddom had done. The trolls did not know who he was, but they knew the tenacity of the forumites had changed with this new arrival. Four trolls and most of the lolcats and courage wolves deserted, as well as their mounts. The remaining trolls began to shout amongst themselves to reform, but the warlord himself marched on the fort itself as twenty forumites ran out to greet the enemy. But to the dismay of the army, many forumites were unaware of the ambush
(aka ignored the burrow again) and the Queen of Masons found herself being assaulted by lolcats. The army was within sight but the Queen of Masons collapsed as they struck her unconscious.
A spearmaster arrived and saw the mangled Queen of Masons. It was by pure luck she survived and the lolcats were slain within seconds of noticing the spear coming at them. The army, rallied and angered, begun their charge at the trolls who dared to harm the Queen of Masons. The warlord stood firm, waiting for the oncoming battle. The spearmaster, along with two others, charged ahead screaming like wild animals. The warlord blew his horn, and the true fury of the ambush had revealed itself. But the army did not falter and charged the warlord.
The vampire laughed as he readied his spear. This should be easy. He struck with his spear, but his attack went too wide. Wider than it should have. The warlord tried to grip his spear with both hands, only to find his shield
and his hand on the ground. The axe lord Feb remembered the Queen of Masons as an angel of mercy who saved him when he received grievous injury during the politician campaigns, and his fury was unmatched, now that someone who brought them so much hope was wounded. And Oddom? Oddom was a friend to his wife as they both served as marksmites in the army. So much pain was fueled into righteous fury as the axemite revved his chainsaw and laughed as he swung again, this time cleaving the vampire's tusk. The warlord's face of determination faded into despair within seconds. Feb brought down his weapon again as the troll tried to parry with his spear, only to have his hand shredded by the chainsaw. The warlord now saw what the axe lord was doing: he was going to make him feel the same despair that Oddom felt as she faded away.
A troll tried to jump in to aid his leader but his head was severed in an instant as the angered Feb. The forumite then dug his chainsaw into the vampire's leg, burying the chainsaw into his foot as dirt and gore flew into the air in clumps. A wrestler came to try and aid the fight but his attacks were worthless against the heavily armored vampire. His death was imminent, and despite his great power, he could not harm the axe lord.
The axe lord rendered the troll vampire helpless as his other tusk was severed. Feb had then entered a trance of fury as the vampire began to flee.
Lolcats tried to harm him, but others arrived to slay the reinforcements. The battle grew bloody and fierce as forumites fought in the ichor stained fields as the warlord, now even more crippled as he was now defanged, crawled away but was greeted with more forumites striking him. But his armor kept his vitals protected, but it was a matter of time before they would break them. Troll heads rolled as lolcats and courage wolves dashed to find weaknesses in the fourmites, but they stood firm, waiting for more of the army to arrive.
The warlord was out of options. This axe lord was upon him and his chain leggings were about to break. But he wouldn't die without wounding his enemy. He grabbed the axe lord and bent his ankle. A shout of pain as his mangled foot caused him to fall, but the axe lord revved his chainsaw and the armor finally broke apart. The axe lord would finally end his quarry at the cost of possibly never being able to stand again. The warlord looked around him and let out a small grin. A hammer lord collapsed from overexertion and was strangled to death, a marksmite was slain when they ran out of ammunition. But that changed as one forumite came, carrying a chainsaw with the words "The Abysmal Urge" in the forumite language carved into it. What struck fear into him was the spirit of a dead forumite behind him revving the same chainsaw. The warlord screamed as the axe lord came upon him and gored into his exposed lower body. Hoxad the troll vampire died a death worse than his victim Oddom as the chainsaw tore not only his flesh but his very soul as the vengeful ghost of Carefulrogue slew one who's forces dared harm the Queen of Masons.
The battle was a success, but the forumites were solemn. Five forumites were slain on this day, many of them heroes. Highmax watched over the battlefield. Although he was late to the battle, he saw the tenacity of the forumites, once rallied, were unshakeable. But he needed them to be at their peak. This three day battle sobering to everyone as the dead were brought in, one by one. Despair and tears fell as one body in particular was recovered from the battle, as Quill Arcane gave his final diagnosis.
"The Queen of Masons is dead."