The following writings were found in a silver bookcase in the control room.
Journal of an Axemite.
We don't get much work around here. I mostly talk to my friends and drink. You know, the best conversations are the absolutely drunk ones? Yeah, well, we got real drunk last week, and I mean real drunk. couldn't walk straight. Then someone said something, I think they cursed actually. You know the way people say Jesus Christ or something? Well, yonder mite said something about Omer. That got us thinking, which probably was a bad thing. Anyway, we thought, and we noticed the only god we could pray to was that bloke. So I says let's tell the overseer 'bout this. So off we went, found the guy, surrounded by bottles of raspberry sake (What the fuck is raspberry sake?) and we tell him, don't we? And guess what? He agreed! There's a coffin with some guy called Sprin in the middle, but other than that, it's totally cool!
And another thing. Ya know the way we virtually never get any work? People call us lazy? Well, our most glorious overseer helped us once again. You see, nobody goes out top any more. Not after last time. So, he found us work! He opened the caverns and told us to cut all those blue cold mushroom trees. Nether-hats he called them? Anyway, it's been great fun. We also found this passage downwards. Seemed important, as the militia went down there. I feel so useful, so complete now! This is awesome!
Unknown Journal
Day 1
So I started keeping this journal. I thought it would be kinda cool to start on the 1st day, although it isn't my real first day. Anyway.
This place is great. Yeah.
Day 2
I was milling around, reporting as cleaning duty today. Found an old office, so I went to "clean" it. I found a hatch downwards! This is so cool!
Day 34
This place is so good! It has such advanced plumbing. Imagine! Fresh water at the pull of a lever!
Day 43
I think I'm gonna live here. There's food, and a cache of alcohol. There's even a nice comfy bedroom!
Day 67
I feel ... wierd. I have the compulsion to .... build...
Day 821
I have returned. Finaly. This shall be my new form. It's a bit ... curvy .... but it'll do. A new experience each time, heh? Now, on to more important things.
((this is ok length? Too short? i can lengthen it. Also, more sunday))