I am the king of darkness, Ganondwarf, wielder of the Triforce of Power, reincarnation of Demise, and I will bathe the world in shadow!!!
19th Galena, 555.
These puny forumites attempted to prevent me from taking over their fort. Their forces were crushed. However, none of them were fatally crushed, as I prefer executing resistance after they surrender, that way the surviving forces know what is in store if they continue to resist me.
20th Galena, 555.
I crushed Apiks' skull today. Apiks was already slated for execution by the previous leaader for "intentional mispelling". I don't know the story behind that, but no one breaks the rules under my rule, and lives.
23rd Galena, 555.
One of the puny forumites has grown up. Great, now I can force him to work in the mines.
24th Galena, 555.
A scholar has arrived. I'm currently the evil king of this dark fortress; what does he think it is, some kind of spa retreat?
1st Limestone, 555.
Autumn is here, meaning it is only 3 months till my favorite season, winter. After all it's so depressing to most humans putting theirmorale way down, and many of my troops can hide under the snow for ambush.
5th Limestone, 555.
What is a haxxor? None of the worlds I conquered beforehand contained these beings.
Whatever a haxxor is, a haxxor scholar is outside along with the puny politicians.
Speaking of the politicians, they are rather SAD.
9th Limestone, 555.
Even more scholars have arrived. Do they think this is Disneyland or something? It is the base of my operations for when I bathe the world in shadow. It is most definitely not Disneyland.
For one thing, there woud be more screaming.
12th Limestone, 555.
A geographer has arrived. Great!
He can map out my evil empire!
13th Limesonte, 555.
The trade caravan from Athel Udist has arrived.
Just as soon as I take care of those blasted politicians.
14th Limestone, 555.
According to one of my scouts, the politicians have all gone away. Perhaps they have gone to a different fundraiser, or a debate.
15th Limestone, 555.
I am going to add to Vladimir "Nox" Golubev's title:"He Who Made The Haxxor Feel Fear".
17th Limestone, 555.
The caravan has a swordmaster, and an elite Xbowmite. Did they realize that this fort is under the juridiction of evil?
19th Limestone, 555.
The proxy has shared with me some news, apparently not knowing I have plenty of scouts.
A few months ago The Hazy Attic gave up their occupation of Anvildemon.
Months ago Rakust Whiskerbridges became admin of the Branded Daggers, replacing Cerol Bodiceborn.
Mostly, I requested Lolcats, reindeer chargers, and much doge.
11th Sandstone, 555.
Apparently, my childish games have tired the merchants. All I did was offer to give them 134 urists of profit, but did they thank me? NO, THEY DECIDED THAT I WAS CHILDISH! WELL, WE SHALL SEE HOW CHILDISH THEIR SCREAMS ARE! FOR IAM GANONDWARF, KING OF DARKNESS, AND THEY HAVE INSULTED ME!
21st Sandstone, 555.
Arx, one of the masons, was found dead, contorted in fear. The only things I know of that can do that are ghosts,great fairies and cucoos. But this fort doesn't have faires or poultry, and the only known ghost was also named Arx. Does this mean Arx killed Arx?
22nd Sandstone, 555.
Some migrants have arrived, despite the danger of me, my troops, a friendly zombie panda and killer ghosts.
The final tally ofmigrantsinclude:a lye-maker/marksmite; a mechanic/marksmite/optical engineer; a fisherman: a herbalist/shearer; and two rangers.
9th Timber, 555.
Aww... A courage wolf has given birth to puppies. Now my legion of terror has more soldiers.
15th Timber 555.
Th4DwArfY has grown attached to a bronze pick.
I know this because when I tried to remove it from him, he attempted to strike me with it.
I have been told about Rosywander and the previous overseer, and I hope this is not a similiar situation.
19th Timber, 555.
A dwarven child has gone crazy.
According to the forumites here, this process is called "going fey", and perfectly normal for them.
2nd Moonstone, 555.
A gamer, and troll ambush! Curse them, I'm the greater evil here! Fortunately, they seem to be fighting amongst themselves.
3rd Moonstone, 555.
IT'S LINK! RETREAT! RETREAT!!! RUN FOR YOUR UNLIVES!
!!save!!