So, uh... I got fed up with the gamers holding the game hostage in the NE... people are now dead... a lot of people... I probably should have seen this coming...
Pictures will be added in the morning.
7th Limestone, 566
The moron is in the mason’s shop. At the very least he’ll be very ski--why do I know that?
11th Limestone, 566
A wrestler with a deathwish just engaged with the enemy outside the wall, despite standing orders. Again.
17th Limestone, 566
You’ve got to be kidding me…
Time to attempt to save the caravan from the doom of their own making.
18th Limestone, 566
The only good we’re going to get out of this is a few more kills to chalk up to Red Hammer.
20th Limestone, 566
Day 3 of the sally. Three MMO gamers, four new “ambush” squads. I’ve seen better ambushes. They usually involve boulders dropped from above.
Make that six ambushes.
Eight.
We’re being invaded by horses, lolcats, and courage wolfs…
Nine.
Twelve.
I should just stop counting.
Events from 21st Limestone, 566
“FOR NECROTHREAT” a forumite yelled as they rushed up the small incline of the draw to engage the disorganized horde of gamers. Apiks and Red Hammer led the charge up, screaming battlecries all the way.
“Hey, Rogue,” Arx shouted over the din. “I would like some earrings made. In fact,” he said while roundhouse kicking a gamer, in the side of the head, “I mandate their construction!” He began to laugh, as the gamer knocked to the ground looked up in horror at the madman appearing to talk into the air.
“Carefulrogue?” Arx said between swings of us chainsaw.
“Now, is not the time for petty mandates,” a voice said from behind Arx, causing him to jump. The spearmaster leveraged himself to his feet, tangled with a gamer on the ground. With expert precision from a standing position, the gamer is perforated with holes through his armor. “Take the position as I’ve ordered. Now,” Rogue grated.
Turning back to his work, he continued to drive the soft copper spear down on the gamer, until all that was left was a blood corpse. “No a single person thought to make better spears. Disappointing. What would Vabok think?” he grumbled into the air. Smoky air.
“Fall back to the walls, before the fire consumes us all!” Rogue called out over the din. He continued to wade forward. He marched forward past the singed corpses of forummites, one of which two forumites attempted to drag back with them. Rogue thought it was Kaladin.
“Aack!” Apiks yelled out from somewhere in the gloom. “A waste of good beer!”
Rogue exited the low hanging smoke, and glances back. Through his eyes could not perceive the melee, the magic weapons held by many illuminated the shadows. Through the smoke ran a horse, ride and animal consumed in flame. The rider was dead, but the animal wasn’t, and was panicking as it crashed through the brush setting alight all that could burn.
Rogue ordered a general retreat, and walked away from the conflagration. Apiks was still alive, and would probably give him hell for what had happened. He frankly didn’t care. He had other things to figure out. Like how he now had a body, and what that meant. The gamers themselves began their retreat, the futile calls of their allies still trapped in cages that began to catch fire, along with their contents.
Rogue would have wished for a better result, but then, not everything can be so patiently waited on.
Out in the field, beyond the view of the retreating army, Monom struck down a gamer that had been struggling with Red Hammer.
Striking down the gamer with a final blow, Monom drops down next to the still Red Hammer. “Red Hammer, are you okay? I came as fast as I could, I-” she stopped seeing the all to still chest and hands. Blood covering armor, the unnatural twist of the neck.
Red Hammer was dead.
25th Limestone, 566
I’ve had worse. Damned gecko demon in those two forts…
the text is unreadable beyond this point.Crossbows will be made. We’ll sell them next year at a premium to the merchants. Good to have on hand too. One never knows.
EDIT: spoilers and pictures