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penguinofhonor

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Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« on: February 24, 2008, 10:39:00 pm »

Welcome to Onlìl Akur, 'The Breakfast of Champions,' a community fortress.

We've settled in the middle of nowhere, right on top of a volcanic vent.

You know the drill, I know the drill. Our group name is "The Beetles" so I've gone with that theme for my dwarf. You don't have to. You can have a custom profession if you want. You can also specify a last name once Dwarf Companion updates to the new version.
DWARF 1: 'Paul McCartney,' Leader (taken by me)
-Novice Butcher
-Novice Tanner
-Novice Brewer
-Novice Thresher
-Competent Grower
-Novice Herbalist
-Novice Judge of Intent
-Novice Appraiser
Noble Position: broker
DWARF 2: Delaar, Craftsdwarf (taken by Aladore)
-Skilled Weaver
-Proficient Clother
-Novice Dyer
DWARF 3: 'Ringo Starr,' Woodworker (taken by Kagus)
-Novice Woodcutter
-Carpenter
-Novice Furnace Operator
-Weaponsmith
-Bowyer
-Novice Building Designer
-Novice Wood Burner
Noble Positon: Expedition Leader
DWARF 4: Mr. K (taken by Kaelem Gaen)
-Brewer
-Novice Miller
-Novice Thresher
-Novice Cook
-Skilled Grower
-Novice Herbalist
DWARF 5: 'Door,' Craftsdwarf (taken by Pandarsenic)
-Novice Wood Crafter
-Novice Stone Crafter
-Novice Glassmaker
-Leatherworker
-Competent Bone Carver
-Novice Soaper (I make soap because it's hilarious)
-Novice Organizer
Noble Position: Record Keeper
DWARF 6: 'Dwarmin,' Head Miner (taken by Dwarmin)
-Proficient Miner
-Novice Engraver
-Novice Gem Cutter
-Novice Gem Setter
-Novice Mechanic
-Novice Organizer
DWARF 7: 'Biggs,' Miner (taken by Torak)
-Proficient Miner
-Novice Engraver
-Armorsmith
-Novice Metalsmith
-Novice Metal Crafter

As I said, you know the drill, I know the drill. Choose a dwarf. Back stories are optional and you are allowed to make journal entries as long as they don't screw with the plot.

[ February 25, 2008: Message edited by: penguinofhonor ]

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008, 10:43:00 pm »

Sign me up for Dwarf #6!
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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2008, 10:43:00 pm »

Wait, Champions is in the name-generation vocabulary? I was never able to make The Breakfast of Champions as my fort names (and I've been checking each version. >_< )

I'll take DWARF 5 as "Door" the record keeper / non-sock-crafter!

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008, 10:46:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Pandarsenic:
<STRONG>Wait, Champions is in the name-generation vocabulary? I was never able to make The Breakfast of Champions as my fort names (and I've been checking each version. >_< )

I'll take DWARF 5 as "Door" the record keeper / non-sock-crafter!</STRONG>


Toady added ~500 new words recently.

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008, 10:51:00 pm »

Number three for me, 'Ringo Starr'.  You will, of course, have to train him up to a competent level with a weapon of some sort, and then knight him to 'Sir Starr'.


Also, make plenty of wooden instruments.

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 10:58:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Number three for me, 'Ringo Starr'.  You will, of course, have to train him up to a competent level with a weapon of some sort, and then knight him to 'Sir Starr'.</STRONG>

Ah, Ringo was knighted then? I was wondering if it was just Paul or not.
   
This happens every time! I'm a girl!
   
Ringo's a girl, too. Maybe we'll have a female set of Beatles.
 

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 10:59:00 pm »

Gender confusion, perhaps?

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 11:02:00 pm »

I'll take a peasant in the next imagrant wave...
Name him Dr.Bombay and have him kill tigers! Train him in engraving or somthing till hes nice and strong then train him in hammering and marksdwarfship

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 11:04:00 pm »

#7, Call him/her Biggs
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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 11:05:00 pm »

Sign me up for the next noble babe. Name is Heather Mills McCartney and I won't work. I need 10x10 rooms and everything must be platinum.
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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 11:09:00 pm »

Worship list, because it's fun:
-Limul the Oil of Copper, deity: earth
-Idr„th, deity: wealth
-Uzol, deity: mountains
-Omer Graniteoils the Bright Boulder, deity: jewels
-Ast Bolttook, deity: fortresses, war, chaos
-Das‰l, deity: the weather
-Zokun, deity: disease, nightmares, the night
-Tad, deity: balance
-Tath, deity: the seasons
-Zulban the Hame of Prison, deity: laws, order, discipline

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 11:20:00 pm »

I cracked up hard at "Member of the Beetles"

I need to catch up on the new version!

I can make a fort where I don't have all the entrances trapped so the update doesn't slaughter my traders.   :D

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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 11:24:00 pm »

Here is my backstory. I read alot of books.

Dwarmin-Mine Foreman
“Another day, another problem” Dwarmin thought. The Queens escort had demanded Tiger-eyes, to be delivered forthwith to him under pain of death or imprisonment. He had been trying to manage this pointless dig for rare gems, which had been mined out years ago, otherwise one his Dwarves would get the shackled to the wall, or crippled by a pitiless hammer- maybe even him this time, who knew? So they had to dig faster and faster, much too fast. Maybe it was some lazy mason, or a traffic jam of the various livestock that crowded the halls, or maybe even Armok himself decided to have some fun at our expense. Either way, a crucial support wasn’t put up in time. He looked back, time slowing down, his skilled eyes tracing the rock fracture creeping up the wall. He saw all his mates, unaware that their lives were about to be cut short. He had time to think what he would say to their widows and orphaned children-how he would try to explain. They would thank him for his kind words-but their eyes-their accusing eyes-would blame him. He would pass them in the halls, and he would see them having convicted him with their silence. He would see their eyes in his dreams. That was assuming he wasn’t killed now. He gave himself about a 1 in 2 chance of getting out, and smiled. There was a crash of stone and dust, and he heard Armok laughing at him as he blacked out.

He spent the next 3 months in the barracks, receiving water and food, idly twirling a small crystal glass toy given to him by one of his miner’s children. He still hobbled out to attend the funerals despite the pain. The day he felt himself ready to walk, Dwarmin decided to leave. Damn this cursed place, with its haunted eyes and bad memories. He had enough of it all. He offered up his resignation to the local mayor, who promptly refused to lose such a valuable worker as he. So he broke the escorts nose with one punch and was promptly exiled, spared from execution by no more than the fact the Hammerer was taking a break. He soon found himself in a shoddy caravan of like-minded individuals, Dwarves desperate enough to take him along, but hopefully not desperate enough to slit his throat and sell his meager belonging for booze. Another day, another problem…

My profession is foreman-leader, or at least co leader of the miners. Dont be afraid to draft me up in a pinch if we have to defend the fort, just make sure i have leather armor at least.

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Re: Onlìl Akur, a community fortress
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 11:25:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Mulch Diggums:
<STRONG>I'll take a peasant in the next imagrant wave...
Name him Dr.Bombay and have him kill tigers! Train him in engraving or somthing till hes nice and strong then train him in hammering and marksdwarfship

[ February 24, 2008: Message edited by: Mulch Diggums ]</STRONG>


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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 11:34:00 pm »

Wait, im a planter? My awesome backstory goes to waste! argggggh
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