It's uploading to the file archive now. Unfortunately my connection is being a little spazzy tonight, so whether it'll succeed or not remains to be seen. Here's hoping.
EDIT: And, here were are. http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=69
Also for your perusal, my diary of events taken throughout my turn.
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Mafolmondul overseers' log for the year 1053. Presiding officer, 'Dopefish' Elbelzefon.
Spring-Summer
1st Granite: Spring arrives on the calendar, and with it, rain. It also brings a change in leadership, namely from the last bloke to me. I'm not much of a dwarf for books, neither reading nor writing them, so I would appreciate it if my successor were to forgive me for being terse.
I spent most of my first day going over the plans and notes my immediate predecessor, 'Snugglebear' Uzolguz (with a nickname like that, they either got beat up a lot as a kid, or are utterly, utterly fearless) had made. Intrigued by one particular project they mentioned an inordinate amount - the 'We All Fall Down' or WAFD project - I took a trip to the depths of what will one day be our permenant home. In previous months, I had often wondered what the purpose of the lever on the top floor was, the one that seemed to menace with spikes of more and more mechanisms as the days wore on. On seeing the flimsy looking pillars with corresponding mechanisms there in the depths, holding up the foundations of the fortress, my curiosity was not so much sated as violently quashed. I've opted to avoid working on this particular project as much as possible during my reign, as I'd far rather forget I ever saw that lever and those pillars...
The rest of my predecessor's plans were fairly sane, however. So I opted to continue construction of the foundations of the fortress, paying particular attention to the magma forges. Also, so that traders can in future bring wagons to our fortress, I have set myself and my fellow masons the task of smoothing a path to our trade depot. More on those in the days to come, I expect.
One final thought before I get to work. We're disgustingly low on booze. This is an issue which must be fixed.
2nd Granite
No sooner had I got out of bed today than that odd fellow, 'NPComplete' Bomrekostar rushed by, screaming at the top of their lungs about "inspiration" and a "dream project". Fearing another WAFD, I retreated to the relative safety of the farms, only to be informed an hour or so later that NPComplete had claimed a carpenter's workshop, followed by gathering a pair of logs from the furthest corners of our territory. This could be interesting, dangerous or, hopefully, both.
9th Granite
After some days working constantly, NPComplete emerged from the workshop holding aloft - with alarming ease, I should add - a palm door they called Kobelmasos Mengthulsavot. I'm told by one of my more scholarly colleagues that this translates into the human tongue as "Summittalked the Inconsiderate Stance". Ah, those wacky humans and their words.
Our booze situation is slowly improving, which is a start. To expedite matters, I assigned a Potash maker I found sitting around picking their nose to the second most noble of all professions - brewing, of course. As for myself and my cohorts over in the most noble of all professions, masonry, we've come to a compromise with the road building. For now, we're just going to smooth over the worst of the boulders in the wagon's path. Actually smoothing vast swathes of mountainside can come later.
11th Granite
The elves arrived today. I'm rather hesitant to express happiness about this fact here, as I have noticed that more ambushes seem to take place when traders are around. No doubt the kobolds and goblins just follow the elves up the garden path, so to speak.
13th Granite
...That was odd. One of our miners suddenly stood bolt upright, dropped the box of goods he was hauling to the depot and announced he, Besmar Sakzulishlum and the Woodcutter Atir Isanrigoth were to be married immediately, and celebrations would commence at once in the dining room/living quarters. Not one to turn down the offer of a party, I dropped the box of goods I was carrying, and wandered off to get my party on, as I believe the kids say.
18th Granite
Someone just told me a goblin appeared near the farm, then rapidly buggered off without nicking anything. Just as well. With Atir and Besmar's wedding celebrations still continuing, I'm in no fit state to do anything about it.
19th Granite
According to NPComplete, the elves came carrying a couple of woodwind instruments, a bunch of their own dirty laundry and more cloth than Armok himself would know what to do with. We gave them some of our shiny carved pebbles for two bins of the stuff, and told them to be on their way.
??th Granite
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1st Slate
Now that was a good party. At least, I assume so. It all went a bit hazy after they uncorked the 1011 Avuzshorast Swamp Whiskey, and Atir did that wonderful impression of a carp eating an elephant's head. Good times.
Back to business. Now I can sort of, kind of see again
, I can tell that the first phase of our road building project is complete. I set the engravers to work on part two, and then retreat to the depths of the fortress to lay down plans for the first floor above the foundation, which will - I hope - house the stockpiles. It seems a little unsafe, keeping all our trinkets out front where the lungfish slobber all over them. As we also seem to be running pretty low on raw stone, I ordered the excavation of parts of the cliff face near the entrance. That should keep us in obsidian for the rest of my reign.
26th Slate
Some migrants arrived today! We have, as follows:
1 Stoneworker
2 Metalsmiths
3 Peasants
1 Brewer
1 Clothier
1 Woodcutter
2 Children
That pushed our total population to 58. Where they'll sleep I'm not sure, but apparently NPComplete has been churning out beds ever since I took over here, so that may be a part of it. Also, apparently Besmar Sakzulishlum is now our Mayor. Can't say I remember voting for him though. To keep him quiet, I've ordered some rooms dug out from the cliffside for his (temporary) use. He then hefted his pick and used it to carve the rooms out himself in about half a day. Another person whose bad side I must stay away from. I have to admit though, he was rather pushing his luck when he declared he'd use NPComplete's artifact door as the one to his personal quarters...
13th Felsite
Mayor-boy just banned all export of silver items. Since I'm fairly sure we have none to export as of yet, this sits just fine with me. Also today, after noticing just how tired NPComplete was looking after running back and forth across the site for wood all day, I designated a wood stockpile near to the workshops that need it.
Summer-Autumn
1st Hematite
All seems well here as summer arrives. The path to our Depot is almost complete so we can finally get some hot wagon action, work has begun on what will eventually be the magma pond for the forges and everything is, in general, going quite swimmingly. Still got a good bit of booze around, and with the promotion of the first peasant I saw walking by to head cook, we may even reduce the number of barrels we need for all our food.
9th Hematite
Sweet spinning Armok on a stick! An ambush! Run for your lives!
13th Hematite
I need some time to collect my thoughts... A lot happened in the past couple of days.
The humans arrived almost immediately after the goblins, bringing with them the wagons we had coveted. Sadly, they didn't lend any military aid to the swirling melee breaking out nearby. In the end, we lost two of our number.
The woodcrafter Besmar Ingizborush, creator of Ubas Arosh, was the first to fall. She perished at the hands of a goblin lasher. She leaves behind her husband and two daughters... There's little more I can say about that.
In a fit of rage at the felling of his friend, the marksdwarf Amost Idenar charged forward ahead of his squad, his crossbow spitting bolts like... Well. Something that spits a lot. Like my father, I guess. In any case, he went on without backup and slew three of the five goblin pikemen before being overwhelmed. For a moment, it looked like he could have been saved, but just as the last spearman hit the ground with a bolt through their throat and the lasher that had been leading them fled for his worthless life, Amost breathed his last. He is survived by his wife and infant son, both of whom were present on the battlefield when he was killed. He will be sorely missed - nearly everyone in the military regarded him as a good friend.
This is somewhat depressing. Hopefully the next entry will be a little more optimistic.
18th Hematite
So much for optimism. No sooner had I put my quill down than another ambush arrived, this time with maces and a hammer. This time, however, we were prepared and they were cut down effortlessly. I took great joy in watching the recently widowed Ilral Akmammosus bludgeoning a wounded maceman to death, even still with her babe in arms. That child is going to grow up very, very fast indeed...
With that behind us, we were finally able to trade with the humans. I personally bought a sample of their iron, just to see how their smelting technique differs from our own. The rest was mostly food, booze, cloth, leather and about seven anvils. At some point in the future we're going to have one heck of a metalsmithing industry.
27th Hematite
Someone new has been elected mayor, and the first I knew of it was when they ordered us masons to build three statues. I'd been rather preoccupied during the goblin attacks, so I hadn't even noticed his election campaign. Zas Kedgoden is his name, and I think I remember him from way back in school. Only vaguely though. In any case, he got elected sometime around the time of the second goblin ambush. As for his statues, I told him I'd get started on them as soon as I finished carving the coffins for those we lost in the siege.
At around the same time, more migrants arrived.
1 Armourer
1 Hunter
1 Peasant
1 Clothier
1 Puppy
1 Engineer
1 Lye maker
1 Cheese maker
I think I'm going to set a few of them to masonry duties. We need loads more rock blocks. The hunter can go into the military to replenish the marksdwarf squad, and the peasant can join the wrestlers. If the goblins step up this campaign, we're going to need many more, though.
10th Malachite
Seems we're a little behind on our burials, so I built another two coffins. Now all who have died here are finally at rest. Admittedly, their tomb is the same area as those peturbing pillars I mentioned earlier, so perhaps at rest is not entirely appropriate.
25th Malachite
So much for the peace I was hoping for after the traders left. Endok Lolokost, one of our Armourers, has started running laps around the living quarters, insisting that he has the right workshop built for him. Unwilling to lose anyone else this year, I ordered a magma forge built over the nearby magma pipe, so he could build whatever he has in mind this time. Unfortunately, he didn't go and claim it.
17th Galena
Besmar Sakzulishlum, legendary miner has been pretty badly wounded by a fire imp attack after he tried to build a smelter in the desperate rush to figure out what our posessed armourer actually wants.
Autumn-Winter
1st Limestone
Huh. Turns out he wasn't interested in the magma forge. Just wanted a plain old coke fired one. Guess there's no accounting for taste. Here's hoping he gets everything he needs before he takes a turn for the worse.
12th Limestone
Dwarven caravan arrived, armourer nicked my iron bar and a gold bar and started working on whatever he's making, can't talk, gotta work.
17th Limestone
Got a bit more time to write now. The military is on high alert this time - we're not going to be caught out by ambushers again. That armourer finished his project. Came out with an iron high boot he called Megidrerith Nazom Dakal. Though since it was made out of human smelted iron, we think it more fitting to refer to it by its translated name - Slidechaos the Dreams of Skirting. It means nothing to any of us, but it sounds stylish. Looks it too. Iron boot, encircled with bands of gold with a little picture of two oaks in iron. Wouldn't mind having that for myself, especially after NPComplete valued it at somewhere in the region of 65,000 Money.
As for the work on the fortress, that was kind of why I didn't have time to write last time. I was trying to get caught up on the various projects I've started and not quite finished due to one thing or another. My negligence here has at least allowed our stockpiles of blocks
to flourish. We've got a truly massive amount now. Thankfully, the project I have nearly finished is one quarter of the indoor stockpile. I think putting the blocks there is probably the best place for them.
6th Sandstone
Remembered the caravan was still there, so traded some of our crap for theirs. Given that they took a whole lot of goblin and kobold junk, I think we came off much better than them.
21st Timber
Work is going well on the magma reservoir for the forges. Might even be finished before my reign ends. In the meantime, I've commissioned my engravings. I'll write again in a few days to state what they turn out as.
25th Timber
Engravings are done. Nothing too terribly interesting, so I won't note here what they are - the truly curious can look at the third row of engravings from the entrance. I guess this is what I get for doing them on the cheap.
Winter-Spring
1st Moonstone
Winter has arrived. I'm quite looking forward to getting a break after all this work. In case any future overseer is reading this, I'd rather like a posting where I can talk to folk a lot. Y'know, make a lot of friends. It'd be nice.
4th Moonstone
Gods, I knew this wouldn't end easily. Two dwarves - a fisherdwarf and stonecrafter - just got killed by a fire imp wandering far from its vent. Thankfully, a wrestler was passing by and managed to break its neck before it could hurt anyone else. I just pray that the rest of my time here is quiet.
15th Moonstone
Another day, another posession. A stoneworker this time. What is it with this place?
19th Moonstone
He claimed a mason's workshop, unsurprisingly. Also, the mayor asked nicely for another statue to be built, so I obliged. Please and thank you go a long, long way. As do simple mandates...
22nd Moonstone
After grabbing two sets of silver nuggets, some camel leather, kobold bones, silk cloth and logs, he's working on something. I'll keep you posted.
26th Moonstone
A silver cabinet! It even menaces with silver spikes, my favourite!
8th Opal
As the final touches were put to it some time ago, I decided to actually make use of the storeroom I built in the first floor of the tower. Not for stone as I earlier said, but for food - after all, at the moment if the goblins come in force, we have nothing inside to weather a siege with. The next overseer should probably see about moving farming into the chasm full time, using the surface stream for irrigation. Providing some more chasm based accommodation would be a good idea too.
30th Opal
The forge area is as finished as it's going to get without molten rock to fuel it. That's a job for an overseer far more skilled than I, I'm afraid... I keep getting nightmare visions of activating the magma flow and having it bubble up through the base of the forges. I'm sure someone more intelligent and less suspicious than me would be able to set me right on that, though.
1st Granite
And with spring rolling back around, it's time for me to rest. Best of luck to the next person to try to run this madhouse.
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I'd rather like to get back in the queue for another turn. That was fun.
[ March 18, 2008: Message edited by: Dopefish ]