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[Lemnx]

Dorfs record information by cutting words into stone.

With their beard.

It makes them pretty strong.

[ousire]

Dorfs record information by cutting words into stone. pure steel.
 
With their beard. teeth.

It makes them pretty strong. friggen awsome.

fix'd

[Stakudomer]

Mayoral Report - Lokum Lerommeng, 15th of Felsite 1090
I just got the report about Zangief's apprentice, Tinker Pantlashed. My older brother. I did not know he too was involved in the cave-in!

He died today, from internal bleeding in his lungs, causing suffocation. Father would have been furious.

NOOOOOOO!!!  Did he at least die peacefully spectacularly?

[Captain Mayday]

Not really. He fell a few stories and his lungs filled up with blood.

[Jackrabbit]

I bet he thought it was pretty good but his brother seemed strangely unconcerned.

Are you going to let BT die?

[Captain Mayday]

I bet he thought it was pretty good but his brother seemed strangely unconcerned.

Are you going to let BT die?

BT is going quite alright. Well on the way to recovery.

On another note, Nist Akath is complete to the point where I'm sealing up the tomb trail a bit at a time. There's only one part left, the escape route.
40 years is fast approaching.

[Jackrabbit]

Holy crap, 40 years. Very impressive

[CJ1145]

Thanks for getting my Dwarf in! Here's to hoping he gets to fight goblins before the legendary army of Nist Akath wipes them all out.

And even when you finish your story, you need to keep going. I have to see how long this fortress can last before an ultra-legendary tantrums and destroys it all.

[stormbringer951]

Best. Thread. Ever. Partly what caused me to finally sign up . What wounds did BurnedToast sustain?

[Captain Mayday]

BurnedToast got his entire body wounded, but no internal wounds. Most were yellow or brown, but there were some reds. All but the reds have already healed.

[ousire]

BurnedToast got his entire body wounded, but no internal wounds. Most were yellow or brown, but there were some reds. All but the reds have already healed.

sounds like he should survive

[Kardos]

BurnedToast got his entire body wounded, but no internal wounds. Most were yellow or brown, but there were some reds. All but the reds have already healed.

IT would be hilariously funny if only his hands were red wounded.

[Stakudomer]

Not really. He fell a few stories and his lungs filled up with blood.

Well, at least he discovered a novel way to drown. 

[Lemnx]

Not really. He fell a few stories and his lungs filled up with blood.

Well, at least he discovered a novel way to drown. 

Doctor: Damnit! Why is all this blood coming from his alcohol system?! Gah!?

[ousire]

Not really. He fell a few stories and his lungs filled up with blood.

Well, at least he discovered a novel way to drown. 

good job at putting a positive spin on things!