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[Captain Mayday]

Mayoral Report - Lokum Lerommeng, 13th of Limestone 1089
Well... the kingdom has sent their traders and yet more useless warriors have come to join our ranks.
I have no idea what to do with them all, so I just put them in a group and had Thingymaster look after them.
I told him to go take them to the training facilities.

[Moose Fisher]

Ah, a Speardwarf!

Unless someone is higher up on the list, I'll take it.

(name her Bara)

[Eagle]

I think that shes taken. Also, WOOT, SILVEREYE. Too bad he wasnt a human but meh, i get to be in the story now!

Captain, could you post Nist Akath's z screen? I want to see just how rich it is.

EDIT: Lol, looking at Silvereye's profile, he likes squares, hates risk and confrontations. Wow, im gonna make a shitty soldier.

[Kierjan]

Woot!  I am Kierjan Thunder...strapping...!?  Hey, thats still something!

Heres to a painful death!

[Captain Mayday]

Woot!  I am Kierjan Thunder...strapping...!?  Hey, thats still something!

Heres to a painful death!

Evidently no word for stout.

[Arphahat]

Notes of BurnedToast, 17th of Galena, 1089
With a somewhat disturbing determination, the Captain has set off into the snowstorm, armed with a pair of axes, each adorned in bone, clad in full steel armour, and carrying enough supplies to see him out for some time.

Indeed, so hasty was his departure into the snow, I had the woeful duty to inform his extremely angry wife. This was made considerably harder due to the reason she wanted to find him so urgently was her extremely recent giving birth to a son, Kogan Ironblood. Why she named him 'Boat' I have no idea. Maybe nostalgia for warmer climates has overtaken her.

Kodor too, has begun to wonder where he's been. All I've been able to tell them is rumours of hundreds of elk skeletons being discovered, scattered in the snow, and the occasional glimpse of him wandering the halls to restock on food.

The new mayor is also irritated by his disappearance, apparently having wanted to consult him in a number of mayoral matters.

Being winter, the blizzards are near endless. We have no idea where he is.

While he's been away, his pool accidentally flooded due to some mechanical failure. I

This post seems to end mid-sentence.  Is that a mistake, or was it intentional?

[Captain Mayday]

Notes of BurnedToast, 17th of Galena, 1089
With a somewhat disturbing determination, the Captain has set off into the snowstorm, armed with a pair of axes, each adorned in bone, clad in full steel armour, and carrying enough supplies to see him out for some time.

Indeed, so hasty was his departure into the snow, I had the woeful duty to inform his extremely angry wife. This was made considerably harder due to the reason she wanted to find him so urgently was her extremely recent giving birth to a son, Kogan Ironblood. Why she named him 'Boat' I have no idea. Maybe nostalgia for warmer climates has overtaken her.

Kodor too, has begun to wonder where he's been. All I've been able to tell them is rumours of hundreds of elk skeletons being discovered, scattered in the snow, and the occasional glimpse of him wandering the halls to restock on food.

The new mayor is also irritated by his disappearance, apparently having wanted to consult him in a number of mayoral matters.

Being winter, the blizzards are near endless. We have no idea where he is.

While he's been away, his pool accidentally flooded due to some mechanical failure. I

This post seems to end mid-sentence.  Is that a mistake, or was it intentional?

That was a mistake. I shall fix.

[Mr Tk]

Ok, it's been a while since I was last here. Moving to another country and having to wait a month before I could get internet.

I'm glad that some of you liked the e-book version! BTW does anybody know of some (free) hosting I could the e-books. The rapids hare link has expired.

[timmeh]

Ok, it's been a while since I was last here. Moving to another country and having to wait a month before I could get internet.

I'm glad that some of you liked the e-book version! BTW does anybody know of some (free) hosting I could the e-books. The rapids hare link has expired.

Well, you could host in on ebook-hood, but the Dwarf Fortress File Depot might be better.  Although it's ultimately up to you.

[Goron]

wowzors.
Just finished reading 209 pages... That was a long three days.
I can't say I registered due to this story, but I can say this is my first post:-)

[Gothmog]

Nist Akath is a synonym for epicness. 
I took my precious time with reading it and I can only say that it was a very enjoyable experience

And as it is tradition I shall request... nothing. Since fresh dwarves semm to be out of stock 

But you still get sieges and ambushes, right? If yes, could you please do the following:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He/She is hostile towards the dwarfs

Name: Gothmog
Race: Goblin
Gender: male, is possible
Profession: Goblin Bowmaster / Squad Leader
Backstory: Gothmog hates the dwarves of Nist Akath with burnig rage and wants nothing more than to battle them and to get revenge for his Father (who is also his/her Uncle) who died fighting the dwarven champions many years ago.

Basically I just request a groblin squad leader named after me, some info on how he/she died and fought (lucky shots happen, you know  ) would be appreciated
thanks in advance

[Captain Mayday]

Nist Akath is a synonym for epicness. 
I took my precious time with reading it and I can only say that it was a very enjoyable experience

And as it is tradition I shall request... nothing. Since fresh dwarves semm to be out of stock 

But you still get sieges and ambushes, right? If yes, could you please do the following:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He/She is hostile towards the dwarfs

Name: Gothmog
Race: Goblin
Gender: male, is possible
Profession: Goblin Bowmaster / Squad Leader
Backstory: Gothmog hates the dwarves of Nist Akath with burnig rage and wants nothing more than to battle them and to get revenge for his Father (who is also his/her Uncle) who died fighting the dwarven champions many years ago.

Basically I just request a groblin squad leader named after me, some info on how he/she died and fought (lucky shots happen, you know  ) would be appreciated
thanks in advance

Absolutely.

[Heron TSG]

Wow, a fortress that is sucking every dwarf out of every city they trade with!

[Captain Mayday]

Mayoral Report - Lokum Lerommeng, 1st of Granite 1090
Well, the new year arrives and I barely avoided some random dwarf being chosen for punishment over a failure to fulfil the requirements of the nobility.
I admit I was a little worried.
Still, it's the 90s now and it's time to look to the future!

Captain Ironblood has returned from the icy wastelands, citing that he ran out of skelk.
He's taken to undertaking heavy training with the elites.

[ousire]

he ran out of skelk.

  could it be?? the captain has singlehandedly wiped out the skelk population? madness!