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Author Topic: Nist Akath - The Complete Story  (Read 602820 times)

Captain Mayday

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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #3075 on: April 09, 2009, 12:56:37 am »
Captain's Log, 24th of Felsite. <<page is appears to have suffered water damage>>
Recently we've been experimenting with Zangief's idea for a pressure plate lock on the bath, and I'm pleased to say the automatic shutoff resulted in resounding success. So much success that I decided my swimming pool should be filled with a waterfall featuring a similar device.



Bomrek told me to stand under it until I'm clean... I've been standing under it for some time and I think the dirt is here to stay.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #3076 on: April 09, 2009, 01:00:16 am »
You need a magma pressure wash or a pick to clean the Captain.
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Re: Nist Akath. Brethren of the Tundra
« Reply #3077 on: April 09, 2009, 01:45:03 am »
Events of the 17th of Hematite, 1089.

"WHAT!?!?" screamed Captain Ironblood at his brother and BurnedToast.

"I said you haven't been re-elected as mayor." said BurnedToast worriedly.

The Captain was tugging on his beard.

"Well... who has been?!" he demanded.

"Lokum Pantlashed. Baron Lorn's daughter. You remember her?"

"Brother, I think we all know why this happened." ventured Kodor.

"We do?! I mean, I've been mingling, making friends, greasing palms, and such! I haven't missed a single party!"

"Yes, but that's not the kind of Mayor they're used to. I mean, you've barely done any killing at all recently."

"I get to keep my office though, right?" asked the Captain pointedly.

"I think we can manage that, yes. Although you can only keep the main one. The one upstairs is technically still the mayoral office."

"So... all I got to do, you say, to get re-elected next year, is to go on a murderous rampage?"

"Seems that way." said Kodor, nodding with a smile.

"That I can do." replied the Captain, grinning darkly.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3078 on: April 09, 2009, 01:47:05 am »
Journal of the Acolyte, 17th of Hematite, 1089.
I can scarcely believe it! What a stroke of fortune!
The Captain has lost his seat as the Mayor of Nist Akath!

And in his place, the daughter of my old co-conspirator, Lokum Pantlashed.

This will make things substantially easier.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3079 on: April 09, 2009, 02:01:23 am »
It be rampage time me thinks
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3080 on: April 09, 2009, 02:25:04 am »
More like he'll be ecstatic regardless. Or content, at the very lowest.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3081 on: April 09, 2009, 01:52:01 pm »
will captain ironblood be phased at all by the new mayors mandates? i highly doubt it.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3082 on: April 09, 2009, 02:02:46 pm »
Rampage time!
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3083 on: April 09, 2009, 02:36:28 pm »
the question is... who will he rampage upon? the skelks? the goblins? the lord of the god kings?
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3084 on: April 09, 2009, 02:39:54 pm »
Anybody else notice the title change?
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It'd be cool if unicorn refuse gives off rainbow miasma.
It should totally bleed the laughter of children, too.

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3085 on: April 09, 2009, 04:07:16 pm »
I know I was shocked at the title change.
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3086 on: April 09, 2009, 05:05:18 pm »
Joined just because of Nist Akath. (I know, shocking right?)
Awesome story so far, can't wait to see what Ironblood does next...
I would also like to request a dwarf, if possible. Name of Daselsodel (Heavenly Shield) Delernazush (Steelblood), profession of wrestler, strict believer of "A good defense is the best offense," as well as "What goes around comes around." When not in active in the military, he(or she, if no males are available) is a miner. It might be a bit much asking for this, but if you do end up using him in the stroy, I would like it if he remained mostly impartial.
And, finally, a question. Do you still have the remains of all the goblins on the map? That could be causing the slow down... At this point, it might be faster for you to catch the goblins in cages and dump them in a chasm or magma, or trade them away (It is, after all, what the elves deserve), but then you lose military experience... Well, good luck with the speed either way.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 05:10:52 pm by Sgt. Steelblood »
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3087 on: April 09, 2009, 06:13:59 pm »
Should you decide to do another mega-construction, Nist Akath should have a magma cannon.
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Quote from: hjd_uk on June 01, 2010, 05:30:58 am
On the Wall is a Masterfully engraved carving of Urist McHardcastle and Goblins. Urist McHardcastle is surrounded by the Goblins. The Golbins are stamping on Urist McHardcastle. Urist McHardcaste is laughing at the Goblins. The carving related to the prolonged and bloody death of Urist McHardcastle in the Fall of 1659, the Winter of 1659, and the Spring of 1660. On the engraving is an image of Cheese.

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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3088 on: April 09, 2009, 06:36:26 pm »
No magma unfortunately
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Re: Nist Akath. The Captain Deposed.
« Reply #3089 on: April 09, 2009, 06:55:41 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on April 09, 2009, 06:36:26 pm
No magma unfortunately

Oh well, it would be so fitting too.....
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Quote from: hjd_uk on June 01, 2010, 05:30:58 am
On the Wall is a Masterfully engraved carving of Urist McHardcastle and Goblins. Urist McHardcastle is surrounded by the Goblins. The Golbins are stamping on Urist McHardcastle. Urist McHardcaste is laughing at the Goblins. The carving related to the prolonged and bloody death of Urist McHardcastle in the Fall of 1659, the Winter of 1659, and the Spring of 1660. On the engraving is an image of Cheese.
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