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[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Even being an atheist doesn't stop me being a catholic.
Even having a divorce.
I can't even be free of it if I'm dead, apparently.

[The Doctor]

You know what you must do.

Kill the pope, and eat his flesh.

[LegoLord]

You know what you must do.

Kill the pope, and eat his flesh.

That's a bit excessive.  Just spit on his shoe and insult your own religion (Catholicism); he'll excommunicate you from the church. 

I have no problem with the Catholic Religion.  It's the people that run its church that bother me.  The Pope is supposedly some super-good, next-to-God person that knows how and when the world will end (which he won't even care to so much as hint at - I highly doubt that).  There have been some nasty Popes in the past.  Flawless - hah!  Yeah, right.

In medieval times, the Pope advocated conquests to aggressively convert other nations;  a hypocritical action, as Catholicism claims that people have free will.

[Jackrabbit]

Not to mention

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Yeah, the pope was an ass. He's okay now though. No crusades here!

[LegoLord]

I think the current Pope looks like Emperor Palpatine. 

[Dragooble]

i think he did in fact play emperor palpatine

[Jackrabbit]

I'm pretty sure cardinals abhor that sort of thing

[Wolfius]

I think the current Pope looks like Emperor Palpatine. 

It's true!

Spoiler: Image Inside™ (click to show/hide)

[Dragooble]

pope palpatine

[LegoLord]

pope palpatine

Precisely.  Say, Wolfius, is that a photoshopped image, or did the Pope seriously pose like that?

[Dragooble]

pope palpatine

Precisely.  Say, Wolfius, is that a photoshopped image, or did the Pope seriously pose like that?

i find your lack of faith in Wolfus disturbing.

[TheToeBighter98]

I guess you only get banned for changing topics when you aren't being creative at it.

Krypton sucks.

[MC Dirty]

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Nobody expected it!

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

You know what you must do.

Kill the pope, and eat his flesh.

That's a bit excessive.  Just spit on his shoe and insult your own religion (Catholicism); he'll excommunicate you from the church. 

I have no problem with the Catholic Religion.  It's the people that run its church that bother me.  The Pope is supposedly some super-good, next-to-God person that knows how and when the world will end (which he won't even care to so much as hint at - I highly doubt that).  There have been some nasty Popes in the past.  Flawless - hah!  Yeah, right.

In medieval times, the Pope advocated conquests to aggressively convert other nations;  a hypocritical action, as Catholicism claims that people have free will.

I'll still only be regarded as a bit of a bad catholic.
It's like chewing gum mixed with tar.
Try as hard as you like, it's not going away.
Not until the pope force-lightnings me on the death-vatican.

[Ametsala]

Not until the pope force-lightnings me on the death-vatican.

Nah. Then they just start calling you a martyr and 200 years later you'll become a saint. "Sacrificed himself for the pope to become a better force-lightinger"