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[sonerohi]

She will sleep with a cute little pink war doggy and a battleaxe

Fix'd.

[Eita]

Ah. My mistake.

[sonerohi]

Not a mistake, just an oversight on the brutality that Nist Akath presents to all who live there. All its residents must have severe mental trauma, and be emotionally crippled.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Not a mistake, just an oversight on the brutality that Nist Akath presents to all who live there. All its residents must have severe mental trauma, and be emotionally crippled.

That's just British people.

[The Doctor]

Not a mistake, just an oversight on the brutality that Nist Akath presents to all who live there. All its residents must have severe mental trauma, and be emotionally crippled.

That's just people.

Fix'd.

[Jackrabbit]

Mostly New Zealanders. Do you have any idea whay the Kiwi is in danger? They taste great with sauce. Ah the memories...... Also, Peter Jackson, bad taste. 'Nuff said. I'm proud to have him in my nationality. *starts chainsaw*

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Ow, I am very late. Damn.

name: Al-Irfan
profession:sword-dwarves
gender: male

Thanks in advance, Captain!

[Captain Mayday]

Captain's Log, 20th of Opal

Today our Chief brewer, without our knowledge, constructed a weapon rack of some value.
Constructed from native platinum, it was encrusted with native platinum and yellow zircon and encircled with bands of native platinum, purple spinel, and towercap, it is adorned with hanging rings of native platinum and turtle shell. Upon it there is an image of goblins and dwarves fighing, rendered in towercap.

He calls it The Outrage of Melting, or "Zar Kalal."

In other, less... expensive news, the Pagepear lad has been advised he'll be getting kicked into military school as soon as he comes of age. I'm told this is due to his problems with discipline.
In response, he has decided to change his name to 'Al-Irfan'. I tell you, the youth of today.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Wow, if we discard the 'slow to anger', 'candid and sincere', 'need alcohol' traits, he is nearly the same like me.

Woohoo! I like chain mails!

[Jamini]

I suppose my request for an elf swordsman joining the Nist Akath got lost or forgotten eh?
 

I have a really strange request.

Can I claim an elf (or dwarf transmogrified into an elf, like the new Consort.) when you next see them? Preferably I'd like to see them trained as a Swordsman (whichever you prefer).

Name: Tobin Enothila(FallStar.)
Profession: Swordself
Gender: Preferred Male

Ideally I'd like his backstory to be as such:
Tobin is a gesture of goodwill to the dwarves of Nist Akath. An Apology, of sorts, for the early aggression that the elves and their elk allies caused against the fortress. The elves have sent an ambassador to permanently reside in Nist Akath. The elf chosen for this honor was the youngest son of the oldest druid, one who is logically unable to be required to take up the role of head druid (having the families of all of his sisters and brothers ahead of him) and yet one who still had a tie to the ruling caste of the elves.

Either way, now that he is here... in this frozen wasteland, he had best make the best of it. Preferrably by carving up some goblins.

If it's not possible, at having a Swordsdwarf would be adequte.

[Captain Mayday]

I suppose my request for an elf swordsman joining the Nist Akath got lost or forgotten eh?
 

I have a really strange request.

Can I claim an elf (or dwarf transmogrified into an elf, like the new Consort.) when you next see them? Preferably I'd like to see them trained as a Swordsman (whichever you prefer).

Name: Tobin Enothila(FallStar.)
Profession: Swordself
Gender: Preferred Male

Ideally I'd like his backstory to be as such:
Tobin is a gesture of goodwill to the dwarves of Nist Akath. An Apology, of sorts, for the early aggression that the elves and their elk allies caused against the fortress. The elves have sent an ambassador to permanently reside in Nist Akath. The elf chosen for this honor was the youngest son of the oldest druid, one who is logically unable to be required to take up the role of head druid (having the families of all of his sisters and brothers ahead of him) and yet one who still had a tie to the ruling caste of the elves.

Either way, now that he is here... in this frozen wasteland, he had best make the best of it. Preferrably by carving up some goblins.

If it's not possible, at having a Swordsdwarf would be adequte.

Not lost at all, just haven't received an elf caravan in a while. I'll easily be able to give you a swordsdwarf if that's your preference though.

[Jamini]

Really? Why did they stop coming?

[Captain Mayday]

Really? Why did they stop coming?

No idea. No message or anything. I got a diplomat, but no merchants, I think.

[Strife26]

I'm SURE that nothing is Nist Akath could POSSIBLY offend elven sensibilities.

[deadlycairn]

Apart from the rampant tree chopping operations of course