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[Kardos]

Ironblood enters the mosh pit.
It explodes in gore!

[Mad Larks]

Ironblood enters the mosh pit.
It explodes in gore!

Cap'n Ironblood: Doubles as a weapon of mass destruction.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

whats this "doubles" you speak of he just is a weapon of mass destruction

[Mad Larks]

He's a weapon of mass destruction and a living conduit for Armok and awesome. The diffrence between the two is not very easily recognizable, though.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

the difference is one just kills you the other kills you and you think it was to great an honor for you as he does it.

[Mad Larks]

...Then I guess it stands to reason that he double-kills you and you then think "Oh, the first time wasn't really that grand, but damn, the second time around was awesome. Thank you." *Blargh!*

[Lemnx]

Perhaps Iron Blood has just been in a coma since being mauled by that bear and all these events are merely part of his dieing brain's last attempt at life? I mean, Soulsmiths, naked Hydra wrestling, it can't all be true, could it?

[Dragooble]

it is possible. adventurers not nearly as awesome as ironblood have gotten brown brain wounds before and havent gone into comas. why should ironblood?

[Skynet 2.0]

Perhaps Iron Blood has just been in a coma since being mauled by that bear and all these events are merely part of his dieing brain's last attempt at life? I mean, Soulsmiths, naked Hydra wrestling, it can't all be true, could it?

In that case, Ironblood has done more in his imaginary life than I ever will in my real one. Even his imagination is unrivaled.

[BlakeKoris]

D'oh! I made it to the end.

Regardless, I'd like to request a Dwarf, for either Fort or Adventure Mode.

Name: Aria (Female) (Preferred) / Koris (Male)
Profession: Crafter/Swordsdwarf/Marksdwarf/Whatever

Make her a Progeny, if at all possible. I'd love for my Dwarf to fight alongside Ironblood. Just um, don't send her into a Gobbo Seige until she's Competant or Skilled, if possible?

[Dragooble]

could i request a dwarf for fortress mode?

name: dragooble if male, Dragoobia if female.
profession: axe dwarf if possible. if not any military job.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

i offer great sacrifices of skelks and goblins at my shrine and hope for the best as i to humbly request a dwarf in fortress mode.

name: Akhier
Male prefered (i do not care if it be by immagration or as a kid)
would like to be somekind of frontline fighter if at all possible

[Dragooble]

we almost got to the 2nd page
One more bump!

[Xotes]

Heheh, at least Kalen didn't die until the end of the Adventure arc. That's all I really wanted anyway.

Yes, I know I should be keeping more up to date on this, but what can ya do? It is concentrated awesome at the least. At most, well... I don't think I could come up with an accurate estimate. Long live the Ironbloods!

[Strife26]

Sheesh. We need a sub-board for here too.

Second page in less than 24 hours?