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[Adalore]

Ooooo, very entertaining.

Can I be a Military dwarf?

Name: Adalore
Profession: Blunt weapon of some kind - if not wrestling.

Looking forward to more updates, Just remember to use the hides and get leather armor for every one.

[Kinneus]

I'd like to join!
Name: Kinneus
Sex: Male
Proffession: Any military role is fine.

[Pollux]

Sign me up!

Name: Pollux
Gender: Male
Profession: Preferably a Axe or Speardwarf, but any military position is fine.

[Xenomorph]

Count me in.

Name: Xeno
Gender: Male
Profession: Axedwarf

[Fabled]

I got one!

Name: Eden

Profession: SwordsDwarf(You will need one once the Elves finally understand that YOU HATE THEM)

If they're is no sword ready, Il take the nearest weapon(preferably a spear).

[Captain Mayday]

Awesome. Looks like I have a bit to do.

Fortunately, I managed to make it past a freezing game point by pausing and using . to step by step through it.

Worked nicely.

[Captain Mayday]

Captain's Log. 14th of Limestone.
It's been a busy month. I spent most of it trying to hit goblins with the catapult.

Unfortunately it seems to have depleted our stone stockpile rather rapidly. I doubt that the three new craftsdwarf workshops, focusing on stone goods, is going to help the situation any.

This means that once again we must mine for stone.
It is time to dig deeper!

Unfortunately this also means we are horribly short staffed.
I've had to put on an extra miner and mechanic to deal with the workload.

A good dwarf, he never shirks.

Another good dwarf, though admittedly when I told him about he new role he leapt into the air, and ran off muttering about trapping everything.
All I can say is he better not trap my home.

On another note, I've also banned the export of catapult parts. I'm not sure why I had to do this, as I'm the guy who actually trades stuff, but it seemed good to write something down on paper.

[Captain Mayday]

Captain's Log. 17th of Limestone.
The goblins have eventually fled. I think drinks are in order! Drinks are always in order! I'm drinking now!

Huzzah!

[Flok Speargrabber]

I think an ironic end to this fort would be a massive fire.

[Fabled]

Or death by elves  

[Vanan]

quote:Originally posted by Fabled:
<STRONG>Or death by elves   </STRONG>

after forging an alliance with the elk and riding them into battle.

[Captain Mayday]

Annoyingly, future updates will have to wait on the release of the next version. There's a lag hit that kills the game, for some reason I can't determine.

Given the time of year, it could be traders or something.
I tried to single step through the affected moment, but no dice. It shoots from below 10% CPU usage to over 90% in a single step.
I'm putting the dice away to play the waiting game.

[Fabled]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  
I wonder If It's a Elven invasion!

[Demosthenes]

It's the Elk... and the Elves! They're conspiring against us!
We must have more traps!

[Captain Mayday]

Good news. The lockup was caused by the well going dry.
Since the bug is fixed in the latest release, it's gone past the lockup point.

Now, I invite any of you to suggest mad, architectural nightmares.
Remember, we have a water source that is above us.
Let your minds run wild.